User blog:The Villainous Vulture/Joke Character: Zacariah Kellioff

Name: Zacariah Kellioff

Aliases: The Man of Men

Age: 29

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Theme: N/A

Powers: Pregnancy Glance, Ultra-Sexy, The Pleasure Master, Pregnancy Perception, Sexual Sight, Absolute Denial, Agelessness

Motto: "I give 'em what they want."

Quotes: "Oh don't worry, I already know what you want. And damn are you a dirty girl."

"Well come on, let's just get naked then, there's so many things we could be doing in the time it takes for us to talk."

Origin: No one knows when Zacariah was born, as he has been able to just deny death every time it's come for him, but what is known is that he is hella-sexy and has the ability to please any woman on Earth. He's also so sexy he can make you (man or woman... somehow) pregnant by looking at you.