User:Ravenmaxx

"I am God."

Page Of Interest

 * Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories Page 23
 * Page 6 has magical core in the wand shop.
 * 11 mentions Morgana Le Fay.
 * 20 has a vague unclear stuff about Harry. Mirror. Awesome.
 * 21 has space alteration magic. Brilliantly done.

Mine

 * insults
 * Pipe Dream

Defense against the Troll Arts
'Ignore the troll. I do not see the troll. I do not hear the troll. I cannot feel the troll.'

"Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants."

"Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone."

"When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The grizzly bear isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move."

"Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is logic."

"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."

"Some wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."

"Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter."

"Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice."

"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffs."

"When Chuck Norris does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the world down."

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

"Chuck Norris starred in all three Star Wars movies... as the Force."

Magic is Might
Harry Potter Magic
 * Charm
 * Undetectable Extension Charm
 * Fidelius Charm
 * Unreakable Charm
 * Unbreakable Vow

Do you believe in magic?
Charmed
 * Magic
 * The All
 * Powers

Behold My Power
Dresden Files
 * Magic
 * Focus Magic