Talk:Special Ops Mastery/@comment-35836648-20181014130927

I moved out to Langley

Recently

with a plain And simple

dream

Wanna infiltrate some

third-world place (woah!)

And topple their regime

Those men in black with

Their matching suitcases

Where everything's on a

Need-to-know basis

Agent's got that swagga'

Everyone's so cloak and

dagger

I'm feeling nervous but I'm

Really kinda wishin'

For an undercover mission

That's when the red alert

Came on the radio

And I put my ear-piece on

Got my dark sunglasses on

And I had my weapon

Drawn

So I get my handcuffs

My cyanide pills

My classified dossier

Tappin' the phones like

Yeah

Shreddin' the files like yeah

I memorized all the enemy

Spies I've gotta neutralize

Today

Yeeeaaahhh it's a party in

The C.I.A!

Yeeeaaahhh it's a party in

The C.I.A!

I've done a couple of crazy

Things

That have almost gotten

Me dismissed

Like terminate some head

Of state

Who wasn't even on my list

Burn that microfilm, buddy

Will you?

I'd tell you why but then

I'd have to kill you

You need a quickie

Confession

We'll start with a water-

Boarding session!

No hurry south

American dictator

I'll assassinate him later!

That's when he walked

Right in my laser sights!

And my silencer was on...

...and my silencer was on

And another Target's gone!

Yeah we got our Black ops

All over the world

From Kazakhstan to

Bombay!

Payin' the bribes like yeah!

Pluggin' the leaks like yeah!

Interrogating the scum of

The earth

We'll break em' by the

Brink of day

Yeeeaaahhh it's a party in

The C.I.A!

Yeeeaaahhh it's a party in

The C.I.A!

Need a country to

Stabilize? (Stabilize?)

Look no further we're your

Guys! (We're your guys!)

We've got snazzy suits

And ties! (Suits and ties!)

And a better dental plan

Than the F.B.I!

Better get your hands up

And get in the van!

Or else you'll get blown

Away!

Stagin' a coup like yeah!

Brainwashing moles like

Yeah!

We only torture the folks

We don't like!

You're probably gonna be

Okay!

Yeeeaaahhh it's a party in

The C.I.A!

Yeeeaaahhh it's a party in

The C.I.A!

Party in the C.I.A

By weird Al Yankovic