User blog comment:GrandMethuselah67/Character Sheet (Joke): Marcus Megadeath/@comment-4867780-20150721214718/@comment-26322734-20150721220523

Bastion. Huh. I'll have to learn more about him.

But yeah. This was one of my "two o'clock in the morning" ideas. XD I got the idea when reading a Harry Potter fanfic (do with that what you will).