User:Kaelan Stormwell

Don't waste your time reading this, it's personal...

It will save precious minutes of your life, you better stop...

Yes, I'm talking to you, go away...

Sill reading?

Damn...

OK, you win, I can't stop you from doing this; but I warned.

Preferred Powers
Dimensional Lordship - You can do whatever you want and don't need to explain yourself to no one.

Biological Manipulation - I can turn a butterfly into a FUCKING DRAGON!

Technological Magic - Spawn a magic immaterial supercomputer from nothing a day keeps the boring away.

Enhanced Swordsmanship - Who doesn't like sword fighting?

100 Percent Muscle Usage - "Oh what a skinny guy!" And BOOOM! Skull crushed.

Sex Specialist - It explains for itself, a good fucking is always a good idea.