Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-25615397-20160301032615/@comment-4867780-20180308061755

"There are propaga- *cough cough* - I mean stories - *cough cough* - I mean, legitimate reports from trustworthy agents of - * cough cough cough* - I mean, from brainwashed citi- *cough cough cough cough beeeeeeeeep*

- Sir, I think our ministery of foreign deception needs substantial improvements.

- You... what now ?

- ...shit

3 months of re-education later

- Sir, we have the most perfect system that can ever be ! All Haill the U.U.E ! #Cassius4Life

- That's my boy !