Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-25615397-20160518223058/@comment-26492770-20160602191049

I'll go with Unpredictability and Badassery. IRL, my close friends have compared me to various badass characters, and I've been looked at as the ace of the group. To put the icing on the cake, I'm also viewed as the physically strongest and fastest, and according to a former martial arts teacher I'm a natural at fighting (something I can safely assume I get from my dad's side of the gene pool). With all of that, I figured: "Fuck it, I'll become Rule of Cool personified."

As for Unpredictability, people REALLY tend to overestimate me. Prime example: my best friend and I when we play WiiU/3DS Smash Bros. He assumes I have all these strategies and what-not because he can't win against me without help from two other CPUs, but frankly I'm just...messing around and doing whatever works. If I have any strategy, it's: kick butt and win. Another way to put it is to look at the first season of Avatar: the Last Airbender,   when Zuko is trying to track Aang. Zuko thinks Aang is a master of evasion. Nope, cut to Sokka asking Aang: "You have no idea where we're going, do you?" It is precisely like that.

I will probably survive the world-wide chaos through being an unpredictable badass, but I say "probably" because I'm still human. A good bullet to the head will put me six feet under.