Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31867576-20180501160121/@comment-31867576-20180507192341

[their job is to mine and find any valuable materials]

Me: Now... to go check up on the girls.

[100 girls carry my golden seat, as they tirelessly walk to the mines]

Me: [sees the girls, using pickaxes to mine out every last crystal] Hmmm...

One girl in the mines: I... DECLARE... A REVOLUTION!

[she and 10 others run to me to try to stab me, but 12 of the seat-carrying girls beat up the revolters and harvest their hearts]

[all the others are too shy to revolt, seeing their friends die for revolution, so they continue to work]

Me: GIVE ME ALL THAT YOU HAVE!

[they stop mining and carry it in bags]

Me: That's a lot.. Now... GET BACK TO YOUR JOBS

[scene cuts to me on my throne]