Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31867576-20180501160121/@comment-25615397-20180511195457

ANDY3556 wrote: [an astronaut is scared because he heard the metal]

Astronaut: Are they... aliens? I gotta report this to SETI! {In that case, my character has been imprisoned for thousands of years, so he needs to go find a new harem I guess.}

[My eyes flash open, noticing the foreign spaceship off in the distance. "...Good..." I flex, and the rusted vibranium chains snap with little difficulty. ]

[I extend my hand, and focus. I haven't done this in a while, so it's more difficult than it should be. ]

[After a moment, the ship buckles, and as my fist closes, it bends and crumbles in on itself like a soda can. I hear the screams of the astronaut as he is crushed within moments, and his vehicle becomes nothing but space debris.]

"... you won't be reporting to anyone, fleshling."