Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31867576-20180501160121/@comment-25615397-20180521174956

[Scene cuts back to the Federation office, with the Talbot media questioning my intentions.]

Me: Please, please. You will all have your answers soon enough-

Reporter, interrupting me: But Mr. President, it's very important that we know!

Me: Did you not hear me? I said-

Another reporter, cutting me off: The fate of our government is in your hands, Sir! We must hear what you have to s-

Me: ENOUGH! [I slam my open hand down on the desk, suddenly the various people invading my privacy all fall unconscious. The cameras are still running, and so I pick one up and look into it.]

Me: ...I know you have many questions. I know you might be scared. But there is no reason to be. A new, beautiful age is on the horizon. I will carry the Galactic Federation to new heights, and... that's only the beginning.

[With a friendly wave to the camera, I mind control the reporters to get up, take their gear and leave; and if anyone questions them on the way back to their headquarters, to simply say "We have all the info we need. Things are looking up."]