Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33246115-20180225220949/@comment-26832713-20180225224736

I'd influence reality in subtle ways, like eliminating the existence of drugs and tobacco products, make it so that when politicians lie their nose gets bigger, finally cause my razor to work and give me a close shave, and make me moderately luckier than everyone else in the world. If I grew bored of subtlety, I'd give myself a couple of superpowers, and moonlight as a superhero. I don't trust myself to make decisions that could affect the whole planet, let alone the multiverse. I'd keep a low profile.