Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31867576-20180501160121/@comment-31867576-20180521120705

Me: [sees a nearby city] Good. [flash-steps to the city] Wow! Cool. I need to heed that guy's advice though and not use it too much... [sees 100 dollars on the floor and picks them up, adding them to my money] Hoho!

Me: [goes to the tech store owner] Uhhh... can I get a remote?

Tech store owner: Sorry, kids not allowed-

Me: I have my parents' permission.

Tech store owner: Okay.... here's your remote. 20 dollars, please?

Me: [gives him 20 dollars]

Tech owner: Bye!

Me: Bye! [sees that the remote is vibrating west] Hmmm... [takes apart remote to see it's got a magic material called Guidium: it's a guide to the magical part of Yojinma's universe: I'm in the real part, but don't realize the other things about the material] Let's see where the remote leads. [flash steps 30 meters west, then passes out] [sometime later. wakes up] Sheesh! [keeps going in the direction]