Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31554078-20170729155959/@comment-5896827-20170904222040

THEJJRAT wrote: Bolbi physiology: The power to use the abilities of Bolbi Stroganovsky. The user is a short, foreign manchild from Backhairistan who can generate razor sharp kabobs from his fists, and can preform a Satanic ritual dance called the "Slap slap slap, clap clap clap" which explodes everybody's eardrums within a five mile radius.

Users must eat burger, fries and shake kabob just like they serve in Backhairistan, or they may lose their powers. I was going to say a power but I am not sure I can top that.