Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24739832-20160506151150/@comment-26569270-20161001145029

1. Wouldn't realize at first, theeeen when one of the powers was triggered: "...I know what I'm gonna do next."

2.

 I'd make my own realm. I want to do anything I want without anyone's judgement. I'd probably use that realm to get anything I want, first of which would be placing a desk down, a mighty computer under the desk (running an OS that can run anything, specs would be fictional hardware). Monitor, keyboard and mouse on top of the desk, connect it to the internet/electricity (you can guess how I do that) and there. Oh yeah, all of that would be in a room with soundproofing (black color) because holy shit am I loud. Monitor would be able to act as a graphics tablet with a stylus. 4096 levels of pressure with that.

 Then I'd move on to my phone and headphones... and my paper shredder.

 Turn my Lumia 930 to my own fictional phone that can boot into Windows Phone, iOS, Android or my own fictional OS (to companies like Google, it would be disguised as another Android phone, to Apple, it would be the 7 Plus and to Microsoft, it would be the 950 XL) upon booting up (user's choice, Android would be more complex since there's a lot of ROMs out there). For the fictional OS, it would be a hybrid of Windows Phone, iOS (7 Plus) and pure Android from a Nexus in this order: Stability and performance of iOS/Windows Phone combined and yet have as much customization as Android itself. It would have no brand to keep it fictional. Design wise, I'd pick any design for specific purposes. 1020 for Photography (improved camera, f/1.7 for plenty of light to come in.)

Headphones... change my MDR-XB950APs for fictional no-brand ones. Bluetooth/NFC, you can change the way on how it sounds (treble, bass, etc) via a fictional application and the battery would last forever. You can choose if you want wired or wireless. They'd wrap around your ears like the 950APs instead of being on your ears like some headphones.

Onto paper shredder. I'd make it look like a normal 21 litre paper shredder with the included ability to shred CDs and credit cards. It would be a strong shredder for sure. Highest level of security and it would be a Disintegrator. Security matters to me.

Microsoft Band 2 would be replaced with a no-brand one. Design... fffff- wow.... okay. I mean, the Band 2's design is comfortable, it's just the battery hump. I'd make that non-existent and have the Band 2 on forever unless I turn it off. Features, I'd copy Apple in terms of their swimming ability with the Watch Series 2 and have the band be waterproof regardless of depth/pressure. The trick is that the Band doesn't have a speaker.

3. No one and keep it private.

4. If I did tell, all I'd say is, if I was asked what powers I have: "Above-all."

5.

Okay, if I was to be caught using my powers, government would be after me. If they chased me, I'd vanish into my own realm and close the portal immediately. This would probably spark a lot of news and I'd watch the news go on about me and the internet just going wild if the footage was fake or not.