User blog comment:ANDY3556/self-insert character/@comment-29564364-20171129012807

Alpha: HAHA! We meet again, Andrew-2! But this time will be different than the last! While I was tracking you down, I took the time to perfect my plan following Peter's Evil Overlord List to make sure that you couldn't-

What are you doing with that silly moustache and that fake goatee? You know that your name is written in front of your speech, right? Disguising yourself is rather useless, especially with such an obvious costume that no user can see anyway.

Alpha: I'm not sorry, but it seems you have me confused with someone else. I am Dr. Evil, Andrew-2's archenemy and I am here to- Okay, I'll stop now before I cringe myself to death.