Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-3075077-20170420193136/@comment-28462499-20170604000917

Being immortal for 2 milliseconds - you're freaking immortal for 2 milliseconds, that's basically a temp-invuln.

Teleportation to dirty bathroom - TELEPORTATION. There's probably a dirty bathroom within 1km of anywhere you'd want to go.

Embodiment of divine shit - Manure is a very useful substance for farming

Homosexual male dildo - hardly useless, gays can pleasure themselves too m8

Blind, deaf, and mute being - good for countering sonic attacks, basilisks, gorgons ,etc.

Try harder!