Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31867576-20180501160121/@comment-25615397-20180521195119

[As Andrew and Yojinma are playing scrabble, I'm contemplating my next move when my Eldritch servant comes to me with interesting news.]

"-My King?-"

"Yes? What is it?"

"-There seems to have been a disturbance on planet earth, in the Milky Way galaxy.-"

"...And?"

"-It appears one of their fauna, some sort of sea monster, has left the planet's atmosphere, and is traveling quickly towards this planet.-"

"...Show me."

[He leads me right outside the Federation building, and points into the sky. Slowly, a massive sillouhette the size of the United States appears above, and it seems to be getting closer. It's the sea monster that Mary killed.]

"-What's interesting is... well, it appears to be dead, my King.-"

"Dead, huh? I didn't think anything remotely competent even existed on earth. Don't tell those humans are becoming more advanced..."

[I watch with a calm expression as the hulking mass of scales and flesh enters the planet's orbit.]

"It's quite fortunate that I showed up here when I did, otherwise this planet would be obliterated by... whatever the hell that is."