User blog comment:GrandMethuselah67/Crossover Sheet: The Citadel/@comment-22465772-20150905222247/@comment-26322734-20150906014102

He looked at the card. Ugh, it was in English. He could speak English, but he couldn't read English. He did a quick mental scry through the Human Mind Network and learned how to speak perfect English. "Holy crap...this is made out of paper...I hadn't seen paper be used in forever!" He felt along the edges of the card and accidentally cut himself. He grunted, but of course the cut healed instantly.

"I guess it really is sharp...wait, what? Your powers?"