Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31867576-20180501160121/@comment-31867576-20180609210707

I want to take the reporter and some of the camera crew.

Reporter: [along with camera crew] Today we find an extremely beautiful woman of unknown origin, and she is really nice. Just look at her.

[cuts to everyone who is currently watching TV in the town wanting to visit you: they all go to the diner just to see you]

Camera crew: [all of them are taking pictures of you using their flash cameras]

Me: What about me? I'm the young one! [runs to the camera crew]

[the camera guys were supposed to be broadcasting about a nation-wide event, but they got distracted by you: entire newspapers are just for you]

Camera guy #1: Wow! Look at her!

Camera guy #2: I can't believe it!

[the interposing voices all stop when I pay for the food]

Me: [pays for the food] Hotel? Trivago. [shrugs: the voices and  the action continue now]