Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-3075077-20170420193136

Let's do something for creativity, a game. Write here 5 useless and bizarre powers completely new, without copying from other sites.

My:

1- Being immortal for 2 milliseconds

2- Teleport to an absolutely dirty bathroom

3- Being the embodiment of divine shit

4- Turning into a homosexual male dildo

5. Become a blind, deaf and mute being. 