Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34705125-20180316123531/@comment-29564364-20180430211231

White Male Physiology: The power to be a white man. Combination of White Physiology and Male Physiology.

Capabilities
User is or can turn into a white man living in an inherently sexist and racist social system built by white men, for white men, that heavily favors the wellbeing and thriving of users over that of women and minorities, and in which the oppression of the latter is endorsed.

Applications

 * White Man Power!: the system the user lives in is entirely governed by fellow users who provided the user with absolute power over everything while inside the system.
 * Omni-Protection: the system protects the user from absolutely everything.
 * Gender Pay Gap: women ought to be payed less than men because patriarchy! And certainly not because women are more likely to choose lower paying jobs like social worker and men higher paying ones — oftentimes more dangerous too — like construction worker.
 * Law Manipulation: user can carry out any action within the system, free from legal consequences (let alone that men generally receive more severe sentences than women for the same crime).
 * Male Physiology
 * Toxic Masculinity: user's masculinity is so potent that it surrounds them with an aura of testosterone that is highly toxic to women.
 * Masculine Condition: user's physical condition far surpasses that of women by several orders of infinities because evolutionary biology is sexist too!
 * Patriarchy Empowerment/Male Privileges: the system is inherently misogynistic.
 * White Physiology
 * Systematic Racism Empowerment/White Privileges: the system is inherently racist.

Techniques

 * Mansplaining: user shares cosmic knowledge that overwhelms the mind of any female listener.
 * Manspreading: user manspreads until they occupy all the space available, which forces women out of existence.
 * Rapotence: all interactions with women are considered rape along with those that don't involve women.

Limitations

 * Feminism and Social Justice my destroy the system.