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"Magic really boils down to 4 steps. 1. Recognize what you want to do. 2. Visualize what you want to do. 3. Intend to do what you want to do, and 4. Do it

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 * Mr. Mxyzptlk
 * HOT! Page 2 done!
 * Very! NICE READ IT!! NOW ON WONDERWOMAN
 * Dark Angel Powergirl vs vermillion bisector Super sexualityResponsibilities
 * Differently Powered Indiiduals Enigmatic Empowering Entity Tv tropes Log In
 * Sweet SuperPowerLottery K Super Empowering
 * These are sequel stories. Connected and Awesome! Begining Page 15 Done!Guardian  Page 19 Done!Christmas Special Page 1 Done!Metropolis Page 19Batman
 * Meta Human.
 * The Pink: Birth of a Reality Warper
 * Wildstorm Universe
 * Injustice :Gods Among Us
 * Marvel Dc mortal Kombat Crossover Justice Heroes Elite
 * Snafu Wiki!
 * Lol Women!
 * hot.
 * Level 5!!!!!!!!!!! Cute!
 * Straddling
 * Euphoria
 * Hayate, Ayane, Hitomi and Kasumi in a 4some. FABULOUS! Or Ayane, Kasumi and Dante. Fuck yeah! Or Helena and Dante. Shame the fic is dead. Real Shame.
 * Aweseom water monster.
 * Overconfidence? Planning fallacy? Super duper Lake Wobegon effect? Asch's Conformity Experiment [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratic_method Socratic Method]

Authors I like!

 * Finmonster
 * The Writer with No Name

Tips on how to:

 * <If your power is fanon, just add the following not on top of the page, like this one (it won't be deleted, just identify as such)

[http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Thekingsman/Do_not_like_non-cannon_powers. Note] : This power is not specifically stated by official works or accredited from characters appearing in official/professional works of fiction. Any information given is speculated and may not hold any credibility.

How to Upload Documents Post Edit Stories is practically giving away how to make stories at fanfiction. This video will also aid us on making stories on fanfiction. Yahoo Answers may not be as official as the other links, but the people answering are just as important. These links will serve as our guide in the world of uploading/adding and editing fanfiction stories.
 * If you want to make fanfiction stories, but don't know how to. Then see these three simple links.

How to write fanfiction is a comicvine help page teaching newbies and professional people alike on making wonderful stories come to life. It even teaches us fight scenes! How awesome is that?! This site is wonderful for those of us having difficulty with writing. So knock yourselves out! Ou revou.
 * If you want a wonderful story but can't figure out how to use the right words, then here's a link to end all links.

 To be continued. Don't be afraid," Anthony said firmly. "Don't think about anything it tries to make you think about. You're not just holding up the wand in front of you as a shield against the fear, you're your wand to drive the fear away, that's how you make a happy thought into something solid..." Anthony shrugged helplessly. "I mean", I heard all that before, but...
 * If you desire making cliffhangers. The links provided are more than sufficient.
 * I'm back. Translating is the stuff. Not the language. But the Writing style. So if you wish to import one "idea" from another w/out going through all the difficulties, then avoid my mistake by translating via Microsoft word. For example:

That was from a fanfiction. HPMOR Page 43(and all fanfiction henseforth) is styled Verdana. And this wiki has a writing style of Helvetica. Just change the styles through word. Copy paste alter.

These are tips on how one zooms in and out of a computer screen. Bleach music when I need names. How to trash talk. Shit my finger hurts.
 * Why do villains always lose? (Comicvine Forum)
 * Alex Mercer (Character)
 * Edward Brock (Character)
 * Carnage (Character)
 * Martian Manhunter (Character)
 * Crona (Character)
 * Plastic Man (Character)
 * Offspring (Character)
 * Sophie Kim (Utube User)
 * GhostFreak (Character)
 * Emperor Joker (Character)
 * Mr.Mxyzptlk (Character)
 * Villains Wiki (Wiki)
 * Paradox (Character)
 * Clockwork (Character)
 * Breach (Character)
 * Way Big (Character)
 * Collar (Object)
 * JLU Dark (Fictional Group)
 * Captain Marvel (Character)
 * Green Lantern Ring (Object)
 * Seduction (Page)
 * Emotional Electromagnetic Spectrum '(Page)
 * Wildcat (Character)
 * Amazo (Character)
 * Wiki Entertainment (Page)
 * Courtesans (Page)
 * Ecchi Mangahere (Page)
 * Minamoto kun Monogatari (Manga Page) Chp 22/88 is hot! Now on Chapter 90
 * Susei no gargantia (Anime)
 * Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Come Wa Machigatteiru (Anime)
 * Noein Must. (Anime)
 * Chaos (Aladdin)
 * Lobo (Character)
 * Bekka (Character)
 * Seven Realms Of Hell (Page/Place)
 * Reality (Page)
 * Ninja Gaiden (Page)
 * Dead or Alive (Page)
 * Devil May Cry (Page)
 * This is the best avatar ever (Pics)
 * Dead Fantasy (Page)
 * Z Crusheres Strike Force (Page)
 * Elena Douglas The Atonement (Youtube Vid)
 * JLU funny moments (FANFIC)
 * Divine Empowerment (Dc Page)
 * Dante vs Deadpool (Marvel vs Capcom 3) (Video)
 * NeroxKyrie (Couple)
 * LoL Pic Ori vs Reboot.
 * Epiphany(Feeling) (Page)
 * Fundamental Attribution error(Will use for Harry,Fic) Consequentialism (Page)
 * deign (Word)
 * Machiavellian Dude. (Page)
 * Explosion! (9gag)
 * Bloody Mary (Manga) Now on 7. 7:10 is hot.
 * Nana to Kaoru (Manga)
 * A Freudian slip is a"(9gag)
 * Star Lifting (Page)
 * Clarke's three laws (Page)
 * Four Laws of Thermodynamics. (Page)
 * Xanatos Gambit.
 * Gregor Mendel (Person)
 * Crazy Snap Stuff (Page)
 * Recursion (Word)
 * Nymphadora Tonks (Character)
 * Threesome (Style)
 * Prisnoner's Dilemma (Thought Project)
 * Newcomb's Paradox (Thought Project)
 * Cognitive Dissonance (Thought Project)
 * Confirmation Bias (Thought Project)
 * Illusion of transparency (Thought Project) Aka Double Illusion of Transparency
 * Illusion of asymetric insight (Thought Project)
 * Placebo (Thought Project])
 * Cognitive Bias (Thought Project)
 * Novikov self-consistency principle (Thought Project)
 * Plausible Deniability (Thought Project)- My Thought Project
 * Twisted Alice In Wonderland 'hot' (Page)
 * Douglas Hofstadter (Person)
 * Lovecrat wiki (Wiki: Curious about the monsters)
 * Yuffie Kisaragi (Character)
 * Lilith (Character)
 * Pierre Samuel du Pont de Nemours (Person)
 * DuPont (Company)
 * Adam Osborne (Person)
 * Light Embodiment (Page for Power)
 * Harry Potter and the methods of rationalization must use jokes especially those at 5! & 10! +11!+13+14+15+ 16! Especially 16! +17! Damn this author's so fucking good damn it! 18 too! +19+20+21+22. Must use the ideas. +23. DNA! 24 makes a refference to Deathnote! ring kills :price face/name lolz! 24 is very interesting.
 * 25 makes time xplaining more. ACT 2
 * 26 is awesome in magic stuff! This girl's hot!
 * 27 onwards! Check all the references. And to snape's talking of his life.
 * 28 makes use of comparing Magic to Science(Technology). Adequate is a word.
 * 29 focuses more on the connection between Hermoine and Harry.
 * A 29 I quote lol"Professor Quirrell," Draco said in his most formal voice, "I must protest your appointment of Hermione Granger as the third general."
 * 33 has awesome quotes. Needs to checks the references! Quaruple agents lol! The war is awesome!
 * 33 also speaks of why Government exists and concepts. "Why are you upside down? LoL
 * 34 Has like, "We'll ban them for him." Cause Speaking generalizes a plan lolz
 * 34 speaks of ethics and Unity and speech and stuff.
 * 35 has awesome POVS
 * 39 makes fun of Dumbledore. LoL makes D look insane and somewhat Stupid with Quotes.
 * 39 has like D, " Harry, Immortality evil!"
 * H: "Wrong! Immortality 4 everyone!" Laughs in mind for blowing mind be4 day ends. 39?:D
 * 41 has awesome fight stuff and war stuff.
 * 42 has been edited. Need to find out why and when. Pretty hard lolz.
 * 43 has clash fighting magic stuff. Awesome! Also scenes of Voldemort killing Potter.
 * 45 has awesome conceptual differences. And I quote "It is a common misconception, thought Harry, that all the best rationalists are Sorted into Ravenclaw, leaving none for other Houses. This is not so; being Sorted into Ravenclaw indicates that your strongest virtue is curiosity, wondering and desiring to know the true answer. And this is not the only virtue a rationalist needs. Sometimes you have to work hard on a problem, and stick to it for a while. Sometimes you need a clever plan for finding out. And sometimes what you need more than anything else to see an answer, is the courage to face it...
 * 45has has awesome realizations and stuff.  Seriously! 45 is awesome! 45 is awesome! Harry killed the Dementor!
 * 46 talks of the after effects. I thought of my absolute rejection of death as the natural order." And I quote. Also has Logical Realizations.
 * 47 has logical conclusions and realizations. Awesome!
 * Use the Ideas of 47.
 * 47 also add the racist factors of how pathetic pure-bloods are for hating muggles.  Beautigul enlightenment and Logical Stuff. Read it!
 * 47 also has awesome surprises. Love et! And yes, Snakes are sentient!
 * 48 has harry doubting common sense due to magic.And Parseltounge. Self awareness haha. Also the spit persona's and more Fucking Realizations! Can't keep up! But I must!

Links

 * Triad Love
 * Wiki Quotes.
 * THe MAtrix Quotes.
 * Choice.
 * Rational Wiki
 * Argument by assertion
 * Mxyzptlk pictures
 * Mr.Mxy's power has always been science and reality warping to some extent, it has never been stated to be magic. It was stated that to the 5th dimensional imp, of which we have seen only 3 (mxy, batmite, and mxyzptlk's daughter whom jimmy olsen dated at one point), they see us as we see an art in a piece of paper and can erase and change stuff as they please. so his powers are science, but science probably way more complex than even what galactus uses, something Reed always had problems understanding. -killemall, thread.
 * Honk if you like donkies.
 * Emperor J.
 * Darksied Matters.
 * Mxy lol.
 * Feel the thunder
 * Phantom? What phantom?
 * Whoops. My bad.
 * srsly guys. srsly.
 * stahp! Ya-ouch!
 * hehehe.
 * Arcana Magic site
 * Angels Sites
 * 58 angels
 * Female Angels Art Fantasy
 * Dragon Age Collection
 * Coquettishly
 * Funny jokes collection
 * New 52 Respect Threads
 * Starwars ina  nutshell

Family Guy Jokes & Quotes

 * Site

Qestions and Tips

 * Lactacing breasts Question
 * Women Orgasms Tips
 * Sex Topics Tips
 * G=spot Tips
 * Helpwithorgasms Tips
 * Mistakes in Harry Potter that I tend to avoid Tips
 * Horcrux Tips, also Koschei shall be used.
 * Harry Potter Tips (Will alter and use as much information as possible] The one ring as a Horcrux
 * "Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
 * 6 Popular Monsters
 * 7 Popular places filled with monsters
 * 5 things scientists do
 * Wasted weapons
 * 6 movies about villains
 * 32 in Nightmares of Future Past has R.J. Lupin
 * 33 Dumbledore "With Great Power comes Great responsibility." Transfer tis information to my linked account.
 * 35 Reducto!
 * OoOoO Awesome seperation symbol.

DeviantArt Use Yahoo Account

 * Zamboniman
 * zamboniman Gallery
 * zamboniman favourites
 * My like ones
 * Lost the Luffa My favourite. Srsly!
 * Beauty and the beast
 * Vikings Superb
 * Horrific History vampires
 * Threesomes Futurama
 * Awesome Adventure time story. Though needs more editing.
 * Threesome picture. Very hot. Check links!

Manga/etc I'm interested on

 * Anatolia Story  Page
 * Kiss x Sis  Page

Awesome Quotes
Sunshine Regime, "Rainbows and Unicorns! The Black Goat with a thousand young! Do your homework!"
 * "Express yourself"
 * "My world never had magic. Instead, we developed tools to do what we wanted. Then we used those tools to make better tools, which we used to make more precise tools, and so on. The advantage is that anyone with the right education can use them, it's not restricted to just nobles. Rather than have, say, one earth mage per hundred farmers to help till the fields, we can hae ten farming machines per hundred farmers. Or twenty. Or thirty. A skilled earth mage takes years to produce, right? A farming tool takes days, maybe months for really complex machines."
 * "Cum... 'moans,' "IN!"
 * As a cunning man once said, there could be more than one plotter and more than one plan.
 * ‘Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely'
 * Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times... if one only remembers... to turn on the light.
 * "I confessed to stealing so the whole class whouldn't have to miss recess. Teacher didn't believe me because I was a goodie-two-shoes.
 * ​She let me go to recess while the rest of the class stayed in waiting for the thief to confess. It was me.
 * What if I told you interrupting and yelling at me doesn't make your point any more valid.
 * "What do you think you know, and how do you think you know it?" If you did commit the perfect crime, nobody would ever find out - so how could anyone possibly know that there weren't perfect crimes?
 * "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."- John Constantine abuses this quote.
 * "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually — from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint — it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff."
 * "There's no such thing in the world as absolute reality. Most of what they call real is actually fiction. What you think you see is only as real as your brain tells you it is.... It's not whether you were right or wrong, but how much faith you were willing to have, that decides the future."
 * "When you're cut, I bleed."
 * "A sorrow shared is a sorrow divided."
 * "In the end, the Dark Side envelops all. Light contracts, Darkness expands, you are left in a cold dark room, and hope is just the name of a word dreamt up by humanoid ducks."
 * "A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma."
 * "That's one of the most obvious Riddles I've heard."
 * "He seems a little odd."
 * There is a chinese saying "When you save someone's life, you are responsible for what they do with it."
 * "May the force be with you. And also with you."
 * you get the count vlad tepes award for excellence in the field of posting elaborate tortures, uncivilized acts against humanity, and not knowing th meaning of the words "cruel and unusual."
 * "I have a dream," said Harry's voice, "that one day sentient beings will be judged by the patterns of their mind, and not their color or their shape or the stuff they're made of, or who their parents were.
 * "As for you child. Step carefully. No path is darker than when your eyes are closed."
 * "If you were given a glass half-empty and half-full, then that was the way reality was, that was the truth and it was so; but you still had a choice of how to feel about it, wether you would despair over the empty half or rejoice int the water that was there."
 * "We can't expect to agree on everything right away, but if we start out by saying that every life is precious, that it's sad when anyone dies, then I know we'll meet someday."
 * "Why would anyone deliberately make himself a monster? Why do evil for the sake of evil? Why Voldemort?"
 * "The stars, the only place of true silent night."
 * "Blood for the blood god!"
 * "Better safe than sorry."
 * '"greater than Omnipotence"'
 * "I try my best to anticipate my foes, to encompass their wicked minds and predict their evil thoughts. But I would neevr have imagined sharpening a Hufflepuff's bones into weapons."
 * "Ravenclaw is sister to Slytherin."
 * "You couldn't have things that were fundamentally complicated."
 * "Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't. it ain't. That's logic."
 * "So this is my dark side, is it? Bit of a prejudiced term that, my light side seems more selfish and cowardly, not to mention confused and panicky."
 * "You're awakened as a scientist now, and even if you never learn to use your power, you'll always, be looking, for ways, to test, your beliefs..."
 * "Our worst memories can only grow worse as we grow older."
 * "Remember what happened to our pet rock?"
 * ​"Meh. You ain't seen notin."
 * "That does sound like the sort of thing I would do, doesn't it?
 * "Any sufficiently advanced J.K. Rowling is indistinguishable from magic."
 * "Blood for blood god! Skulls for J.K. Rowling!"
 * "I will not go around provoking strong, vicious enemies."
 * "I would rather not define myself by my enemies."
 * "Something,somewhere,somewhen, must have happened differently."
 * "Of course it was my fault. There's not one else here who can be responsible for anything."
 * "ACT 3."
 * "We're all slaves to our nature. I cannot choose to change what drives me anymore than you can choose to stop commanding the void."
 * "Big Brother sees all."
 * "If a man tries to bother you, you can think blue, count two, and look for a red shoe."
 * "The key to strategy... is not to choose a path to victory, but to choose so that all paths lead to victory."
 * "Had she really thought she needed permission from someone, or that heroes sat around waiting for someone else to give them quests? It was very simple actually, you just went where the evil was, that was all it ever took to be a hero. She should've remembered, she shouldn't have needed a phoenix to tell her, that bad things sometimes happened right here in Hogwarts." Good definition of heroism. As for Dumbledore pushing Granger into her heroic destiny, it reminds me of the story I've heard editors tell would-be writers about the famous ballet dancer and the would-be ballerina. A young woman who wanted to be a dancer visited a famous ballet dancer who was performing in her town. She asked him if he could tell her whether or not she had what it took to become a dancer. He watched her for two minutes, then stopped her and told her no, she was not destined to be a dancer. She gave up her dreams and became an ordinary housewife. Years later, she met him again, and asked him how he knew after only two minutes that she could not become a "real" dancer. He replied that he told everyone who came to him that: if they listened to him, they weren't meant to be dancers; if they ignored him, they had a fighting chance. The editors used it as an analogy for writing, of course. Apparently, it also works as an analogy for becoming a hero. And I did like the line that as Dumbledore wasn't going to be her Kenobi, "is there someplace I can write to get another one?"
 * "And that was where it all started going wrong."
 * "All your base are still belong to Rowling."
 * "I'm sure I'll find the time somewhere."
 * "What's true is already so, owning up to it doesn't make it worse."
 * Comed Tea. "If you drink it, something surprising/funny is bound to happen which makes you spill it on yourself or someone else. But it's charmed to vanish just a few seconds later-" Will use when facing evil_doers/ ultimate boss for victory.
 * "If you might not know what it's like to be famous. People want to take up all of our time. You have to learn to say no."
 * "Never give anyone wise advise unless you know exactly what you're both talking about."
 * "How do you know that magic itself isn't fading away?"
 * "I know where you live. You cannot fool me. I am coming tonight.(More threats.) Be ready." -Santa Claus
 * "Oft Evil will shall evil mar indeed, in very deed."
 * "If you are racist, sexist homophobic or asshole don't come in."
 * "I'm not a psychopath. I'm just very creative."
 * "There were mysterious questions, but a mysterious answer was a contradiction in terms."
 * "Lungs and tea are not meant to interact."
 * "Your dad is almost as awesome as my dad."
 * "You start to see the pattern, hear the rhythym of the world."
 * "You never did know what tiny event might upset the course of your master plan."
 * An African Co-Worker found out I don't like her, so naturally, she calls me a "racist."
 * ​"What if I tould you, the fact that you're black has absolutely nothing to do with why I don't like you. You're just a shitty person.
 * "It doesn't matter what facts are. You dislike or disagree with a black person and you're racist. Period."
 * "Let's remind them of the white-nazi-ghosts that started all this racist shit."
 * "You think your day was surreal? Try mine." - Must use
 * When you're severely depressed and someone says "Other people have it worse you know."
 * "I did not know that." All of my problems suddenly disappeared.
 * 'A "But you broke the laws of reason! Explain yourself!" 
 * B" Magic."
 * "But then the question is - who?"
 * "World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 * "It would've required a supernatural intervention for him to have your morality given his environment."
 * "A relationship is built on the premise that you two will support one another."
 * "I simply do it because I can."
 * "You ain't guessin' where this one's going."
 * Why is it that u guys are always complaining about this woman, i mean if u don't wanna pay for her food, then just don't date her, simple as that.
 * ​"you make it sound like it's natural or it's to be expected to pay for the girl's food, and when you don't want to do that (you cheapo) you shouldn't date her but date someone with lower standards? I maybe taking your words out of proportion, but it's more fun this way ;)
 * "If you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains- however improbable, must be the truth."
 * "The less you give a fuck. the happier you'll be."
 * See bad guy, hit bad guy, take victory lap.
 * Under the weight of your wings You are a god and whatever I want you to be

And I wonder if truly you are Nearly as beautiful as I believe In my head

Your voice

You've got all that I need

And this make believe will get me through another Lonely night


 * "Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall never be disappointed."
 * "Trying is  the first step towards failure." "And from the ashes of failure rise the phoenix of success."
 * "Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books." - Kanye West May 26 2009 . Don't be like Kanye, Read a Book!
 * "Flesh of stone, bone of stone. Heart of ston, soul of stone, I call thee Golem!"
 * "Allow me to warn you that challenging my ingenuity is a dangerous sort of project, and may tend to make your life a lot more surreal."
 * "I'll kill you! i'll kill you to death!!"
 * "The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks."
 * "Giving up never helped anyone miss. Trust me on that."
 * "Everyone breaks. The only question is when." 
 * "Drug test? What kind of drugs are we testing?"
 * "Miracles don't exist, but Lex Luthor does."
 * INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE GAME:
 * you do not know the rules of the game
 * you do not know the stakes of the game
 * you do not know the objective of the game
 * you do not know who controls the game
 * you do not know how to end the game
 * You start with 100 points.
 * Begin.

speech given by General Potter to the Chaos Legion, immediately before their first battle, on November 3rd, 1991, at 2:56pm

'My troops, I'm not going to lie to you, our situation today is very grim. Dragon Army has never lost a single battle. And Hermione Granger... has a very good memory. The truth is, most of you are probably going to die. And the survivors will envy the dead. But we have to win this. We have to win this so that someday, our children can enjoy the taste of chocolate again. Everything is at stake here. Literally everything. If we lose, the whole universe just blinks out like a light bulb. And now I realize that most of you don't know what a light bulb is. Well, take it from me, it's bad. But if we have to go down, let's go down fighting, like heroes, so that as the darkness closes in, we can think to ourselves, at least we had fun. Are you afraid to die? I know I am. I can feel those cold shivers of fear like someone is pumping ice cream into my shirt. But I know... that history is watching us. It was watching us when we changed into our uniforms. It was probably taking pictures. And history, my troops, is written by the victors. If we win this, we can write our own history. A history in which Hogwarts was founded by four renegade house elves. We can make everyone study that history, even though it isn't true, and if they don't answer the right way on our tests... they'll fail the class. Isn't that worth dying for? No, don't answer that. Some things are better left unknown. None of us know why we're here. None of us know why we're fighting. We just woke up in these uniforms in this mysterious forest, knowing only that there was no way to get our names and memories back except victory. The students in those other armies out there... they're just like us. They don't want to die. They're fighting to protect each other, the only friends they have left. They're fighting because they know they have families who'll miss them, even if they can't remember now. They may even be fighting to save the world. But we have a better reason to fight than they do. We fight because we like it. We fight to amuse eldritch monstrosities from beyond Space and Time. We fight because we're Chaos. Soon the final battle will begin, so let me say now, because I won't get a chance later, that it was an honor to be your commander, however briefly. Thank you, thank you all. And remember, your goal isn't just to cut down the enemy, it's to make them afraid. '


 * "You should kill only as a last resort. Taking a person from the world is a tragedy, no matter why it was done. Sometimes it's unavoidable, and has to be done to save more people, but that doesn't make it good. Simply less bad. The question you have to ask yourself is wether those deaths had meaning? Did they die to save more people? - No. Don't kill. Never kill. Even as a last result.
 * "You can insult them, hate them, kill them, whatever, but you acknowledge them as "people who can think and feel.
 * An immensely complex spell involving the magical concealment of a secret inside a single, living soul. The information is hidden inside the chosen person, or Secret Keeper, and is henceforth impossible to find — unless, of course, the Secret Keeper chooses to divulge it. As long as the Secret Keeper refused to speak, You-Know-Who could search the village where Lily and James were staying for years and never find them, not even if he had his nose pressed against their sitting room window! Fidelius Charm
 * "There is no problem that can't be solved with an explosion of the right size, in the right time, and the right place."
 * Reality wasn't atoms, it wasn't a set of tiny billiard balls bopping around. That was just another lie. The notion of atoms as little dots was just another convenient hallucination that people clung to because they didn't want to confront the inhumanly alien shape of the underlying reality. No wonder, then, that his attempts to Transfigure based on that hadn't worked. If he wanted power, he had to abandon his humanity, and force his thoughts to conform to the true math of quantum mechanics. There were no particles, there were just clouds of amplitude in a multiparticle configuration space and what his brain fondly imagined to be an eraser was nothing except a giganticfactor in a wavefunction that happened to factorize, it didn't have a separate existence any more than there was a particular solid factor of 3 hidden inside the number 6, if his wand was capable of altering factors in an approximately factorizable wavefunction then it should damn well be able to alter the slightly smaller factor that Harry's brain visualized as a patch of material on the eraser -
 * "Quantum mechanics wasn't enough," Harry said. "I had to go all the way down to timeless physics before it took. Had to see the wand as enforcing a relation between separate past and future realities, instead of changing anything over time - but I did it, Hermione, I saw past the illusion of objects, and I bet there's not a single other wizard in the world who could have. Even if some Muggleborn knew about timeless formulations of quantum mechanics, it would just be a weird belief about strange distant quantum stuff, they wouldn't seethat it was reality, accept that the world they knew was just a hallucination. I Transfigured part of the eraser without changing the whole thing."
 * "Just . . . more. I want there to be mysteries we can't solve, things we can't explain away. I want to be part of a bigger picture we can't see all of. I want there to be something waiting after we die. Hope and peace and justice for all the people who don't get it while they're alive."
 * "I will not go for their eyes, I will not go for their eyes, I will not go for their eyes, it would be the end of my life in Hogwarts, I'll be arrested."
 * Sometimes, when this flawed world seems unusually hateful, I wonder whether there might be some other place, far away, where I should have been... But the stars are so very, very far away... And I wonder what I would dream about, if I slept for a long, long time.
 * And Harry couldn't understand Professor Quirrell's words, it might have been an alien that had spoken, or an Artificial Intelligence, something built along such different lines from Harry that his brain couldn't be forced to operate in that mode. You couldn't leave your home planet while it still contained a place like Azkaban You had to stay and fight.
 * "I can answer in one word. It is victory'.' Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no -"
 * "You are familiar with the question, 'nature or nurture?' It is not a valid question. Both are important in a person's development. That is why, sometimes, for a person to reach their potential and become the adult they are meant to be, it is necessary for them to be born to one set of parents but raised by another. It is not a sign that they were rejected or flawed in any way. It is just a manifestation of Heaven's plans for them."
 * It's not about him. It's about us. About not just talking about liberty and justice, but actually living our beliefs. The system has to work for everyone or it doesn't work for anyone. You just have to have faith that if we all do our best to live up to our principles, the innocent will go free, the guilty will be punished, and the victims will have justice.
 * "We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
 * Harry thought over his collected experimental data. It was only the most crude and preliminary sort of effort, but it was enough to support at least one conclusion:"Aaaaaaarrrgh this doesn't make any sense!"
 * "When we are young we believe that we know everything, and so we believe that if we see no explanation for something, then no explanation exists. When we are older we realise that the whole universe works by a rhythm and a reason, even if we ourselves do not know it. It is only our own ignorance which appears to us as insanity."
 * "How, without wands or magic? Science doesn't work by waving wands and chanting spells, it works by knowing how the universe works on such a deep level that you know exactly what to do in order to make the universe do what you want. If magic is like casting Imperio on someone to make them do what you want, then science is like knowing them so well that you can convince them it was their own idea all along. It's a lot more difficult than waving a wand, but it works when wands fail, just like if the Imperiusfailed you could still try persuading a person. And Science builds from generation to generation. You have to really know what you're doing to do science - and when you really understand something, you can explain it to someone else. The greatest scientists of one century ago, the brightest names that are still spoken with reverence, their powers are asnothing to the greatest scientists of today. There is no equivalent in science of your lost arts that raised Hogwarts. In science our powers wax by the year. And we are beginning to understand and unravel the secrets of life and inheritance. We'll be able to look at the very blood of which you spoke, and see what makes you a wizard, and in one or two more generations, we'll be able to persuade that blood to make all your children powerful wizards too. So you see, your problem isn't nearly as bad as it looks, because in a few more decades, science will be able to solve it for you."
 * "One of my tutors once said that people form close friendships by knowing private things about each other, and the reason most people don't make close friends is because they're too embarrassed to share anything really important about themselves.""Your turn?"
 * "Don't take this the wrong way, but how do you know that?""I ask the fundamental question of rationality: Why do you believe what you believe? What do you think you know and how do you think you know it? What makes you think Lucius wouldn't sacrifice you the same way he'd sacrifice anything else for power?"  
 * "Magic was so incredibly opaque, convoluted, and impenetrable, that even though wizards and witches had tried their best to understand, they'd made little or no progress and eventually given up; and Harry would do no better."
 * "They were military men. Not the guys who fought for duty and honor and country. These were the hardcore ones who fought because they knew nothing else, the special ops ones, the ones that could kill you just on sheer impulse."
 * BOY-WHO-LIVED GETS DRACO MALFOY PREGNANT'
 * "Suppose you come into work and see your colleague kicking his desk. You think, 'what an angry person he must be'. Your colleague is thinking about how someone bumped him into a wall on the way to work and then shouted at him. Anyone would be angry at that, he thinks. When we look at others we see personality traits that explain their behaviour, but when we look at ourselves we see circumstances that explain our behaviour. People's stories make internal sense to them, from the inside, but we don't see people's histories trailing behind them in the air. We only see them in one situation, and we don't see what they would be like in a different situation. So the fundamental attribution error is that we explain by permanent, enduring traits what would be better explained by circumstance and context." H on the Fundamental attribution error.
 * Magic is cheating: Magic is the practice of altering natural laws to produce desired effect. Science is the practice of utilizing natural laws to produce desired effect. Thus, your computer won't work too well if you're altering electrical resistance to produce lightning bolts, your car won't work too well if you're altering combustion point of atmosphere to produce fireballs, and you won't find sharpening a piece of metal to work if you're altering its density to make it stronger. Magic is dependent on the skill of the user, and can lead to creation of demigods, but can't be mass produced. Technology takes centuries to get its footing, and scientists are thus always squishy, but can inherently change their world. This often leads to cycles where one trumps the other, only to break and give way to the other.
 * "When we hunt, we kill! No one is safe! Nothing is sacred! We will burn our own to hold the line! It's the last line to ever hold! We are Blackwatch! We are the last line of defense! Nothing crosses the red line! Not civilians! Not infected! Not women or children! Not even fucking dogs! Anything tries, you burn it! Then you shoot it! Then burn it again!"

Mangas/Animes/Cartoons,etc.. I'd Like watching/reading.

 * http://www.fak.ku.net/artists/miito-shido
 * http://www.fak.ku.net/artists/tachibana-omina
 * http://www.fak.ku.net/artists/okayado
 * http://www.fak.ku.net/artists/miyahara-ayumu I'm the only one that can touch her Now on Page 4 Done!
 * http://www.fak.ku.net/artists/kawaisounako Half Time
 * PS: Remove the . between fak and ku.
 * Megamind
 * Enigma
 * Shitsurakuen aka Paradise Lost
 * kotowari kimi no kokoro no koboreta
 * Money
 * RR
 * Weird
 * Imagination
 * who cares
 * lolwut
 * didn't read lol
 * Familiar of Zero
 * To Aru Majutsu No Index
 * Bloodlad
 * Gandalf vs Dumbledore.
 * Moses vs Santaclaus.
 * Skrillex vs Mozzart.
 * Batman vs Sherlock Holmes.
 * Epic Rap Battles of the History!!
 * Fidelius Charm
 * Charm Harry Potter
 * Transfigurations Harry Potter
 * Philosopher's stone Harry Potter
 * Phoenix Abilities Harry Potter
 * Apparition Harry Potter
 * Burning Day Harry Potter
 * Elixer Of Life Harry Potter
 * Marauder's Map Harry Potter
 * Unforgivable Curses Harry Potter
 * Spell Harry Potter
 * Inferius Harry Potter
 * Wandlore Harry Potter
 * Horcrux Harry Potter
 * Magic Harry Potter
 * Deathly Hollows Harry Potter
 * Horrifc Implications of Harry Potter
 * Aztec Gold Pirates of the Carribean
 * Dead Man's Chest Pirates
 * Teigu Akame Ga Kiru
 * Black Lab Teach me how to crawl Music!
 * The Joker
 * Superpowers
 * Shazam
 * By the Power of Greyskull
 * Sentry
 * Multiple Choice Past
 * Flying Brick
 * Eliezer Yudkowsky Fanfiction writer awesome!
 * Cory of Private Corp Fanfiction writer dudess!!
 * Chaos
 * Science Or Magic Fanart
 * Spyro the Dragon
 * 3 faces of Alma
 * Dat kid.
 * Racist Goat.
 * Sorry guys.
 * HighScore.
 * God.
 * The Doctor. Pics. and jenny quantum.
 * The Scarlet Witch.
 * Forms of Magic.
 * How to write Fanfiction :D
 * The Qwaser of Stigmata
 * Original Dantevs Reboot Dante
 * Dante's reaction to the reboot.
 * Arkham.
 * Stephanie Sheh.\Lol stalker
 * Awesome blue/red

Mostly Hot People/Pics

 * Filthy Figments
 * Venom infected Hotties
 * Mermaid
 * Mary Jane Hot!
 * Wonderwoman Pic hot!
 * Siren
 * Aphrodite
 * Venus
 * 2 Girls
 * Superboy Prime Biography
 * Mgann and Dick
 * Spiderwoman
 * # hot heroes
 * Nude girl. Another one.
 * Naiads.Naiads.Naiads Source.
 * Information NymphNubile.Hylas.
 * Nymph Pics.
 * For Eternity
 * The Raven and the Dove.
 * Life Colossus.
 * Dragon Nest.
 * Hot Girls in Comic Clothes!
 * Trans-communicator.Here!
 * Hot site! Must find out more!
 * Disney. Their all connected.
 * X-babes.
 * Miss Martian andKasumi Render.
 * Killer Frost nude.
 * Shaiya Nude
 * Justice Magazine 9gag
 * Avengers If we can't save the earth, we'll avenge it topic
 * Awesome POV

Fanfictions I like Reading.
The item is known as a Horcrux, and it is one of the foulest, darkest, most terrible magics ever created. Though not quite accurate, the essence of a horcrux is that a magical person tears their soul, and attaches one piece to the object. The torn part is not completely separate, however. Think of a tree limb, branching out, with the end of each branch attached to an object while the ‘trunk' remains in the original body. The process to create a horcrux - in particular, tearing the soul - is a murder-based ritual. But not just any murder. It has to be a murder of an ‘Innocent soul'. 31 Veela, by their nature, were sensual beings, but a little known fact about them was the fact that when aroused, they tended to ‘broadcast' that feeling on a wide band. Anyone in the vicinity of a Veela feeling the mating urges would feel an echo of their passion. It was why Veela usually tried to mate well away from others, as often their broadcast caused others to act on those impulses, with potentially embarrassing consequences. A Veela could learn how to minimise their broadcast, but it took years of training. Fleur shivered and felt a mini-orgasm flush through her in sympathy to the climaxes her friends... lovers... mates, had. Subconsciously, on a purely primitive level, Fleur's inner Veela had already determined that Harry was her Alpha mate, and the other witches were sister mates, equal partners in their family. Etched runes. The sides of the bullet had runic symbols etched into it, dozens of them. Each had been filled with silver, allowing for near permanent enchantment of the round. Feeling his fingers deaden, he scowled before hurling the bullet into the sink where it clattered about before finally coming to rest. Magical suppressant runes, much like the ones used on the cuffs the Auror's used, only more insidious, and much more powerful. 35 Tracey becomes Harry's whore. The pity shit in this story is unbearable to the point of being abnoxious. Grimmauld 12 place.
 * Gunnerkrigg Court Now on Page 1234
 * United as One Generator Rex Ben 10 Crossover Now on Story 3 Page 10
 * The spake of Superman Now on 11
 * “Maybe they would have surprised you.” Clark shrugged. “Diana and Kara are almost as in love with each other as they are with me.” - Spake of Superman*Spider and Goddess Spiderman M Now on Page 1
 * Justice League Series Justice League Fanfiction Now on Story 8 Page 41
 * Clown Queen of Crime Batman M Now on Page 2
 * Batanova Batman JLU M Now on Page 1
 * Pokemon Elite 3some M
 * DireSquirrel Thinking in Little Green Boxes.htm Harry Potter Deadpool Now on Page 1
 * Destination, Darkness Buffy the vampire slayer, Thor, Fullmetal Alchemist, Deathnote, Transformers and Green Lantern Mega Crossover Fanfiction Now on Page 1
 * Return of Superboy Prime Now on Page 11 Done!
 * A night to remember Young Justice M Now on Page 4
 * Dead Or Alive 4 The Devil Factor Dead Or Alive Devil May Cry Crossover Now on Page 40 Dead? Must Continue the Legacy.
 * Dead or Alive 5 Damned Spirit Dead Or Alive Devil My Cry Tribute to DOE Devil Factor Now on Page 12 Hold
 * Asmodeus Harry Potter Supernatural Now on Page 1
 * Red Days Dresden Files FF Now On Page 1
 * The Clockmaker's girl Dark Material Page 1
 * In Memoriam Shayguy's Comment. Wonderful Toaru Fic! Now on Page 7
 * Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality Respect to this one! Also style copy! Everyone's smarter and no retards! Now on Page 96 Here's the Link for HPMOR. Fanfic 42 has removed alot of scenes. Must check real site about Sirius Black.
 * Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Future Past Now on Page 37. Might make 1 myself. Possibly incomplete.
 * A Hero Durseley POV Done!
 * Wizards Fall Deconstruction Harry Potter Page 1
 * Good Read Harry Potter Collection
 * Harry Potter Collection
 * Inverted Harry Potter Now On Page 4
 * Power of Love Harry Potter Fanfiction Now on age 2
 * Hpfanficarchive Awesome Stories Mature Content
 * When the end justifies the means Harry Potter Mature now on page 2
 * Harry Potter and the Curse's cure Now on Page 36- beautiful Tonks sasy Wotcher, Voldemort has a homonculus body. I love the different Point-Of-Views! The bashing is annoying, but the story is overall a 7/10! Lily's alive. Heart of Davy Jones. Similar to a Horcrux. Bill encountered some in egypt.
 * Lily's alive.
 * Our Lady O' Da Blessed Trilogy Harry Potter Now on Story 1 Page 1
 * Mornings are an abomination Dragon AgeNow on Page 1
 * Blood Magic DA Now on Page 2
 * Dragon Age Writer Me Gusta
 * Both More Wondrous and Terrible Harry Potter Fanfic Now on Page 1
 * Harry Potter and the Gifts of Memory Now on Page 30- Done!
 * The Long Haul Harry Potter stories over hundred thousand words Collection. Very Nice :D (: These collection of stories can complete my own. Absolutely brilliant!
 * Harry Potter and the Primes of Merlin Now on Page 1
 * Harry Potter Fanfiction GOodread List of all Good Fanfiction even Methods of rationality is part of it.
 * Harry Potter and the World Reborn Aftermath if Voldemort Survived Now on Page 1
 * F M F Goodsread
 * Wand and Shield Harry Potter Marvel Comics Now on Page 1
 * Harry Potter and the Marriage Contract. Hrry Hermoine Pairing Now on Page 2
 * The Alchemist and the Assasin Darker than black Fullmetal Alchemist Now on Page 1
 * La Blue Wizard Harry Potter La Blud Girl Now on Page 1
 * A certain Unknown Level 0 Toaru Fic Now on Page 9
 * Darkseid Cometh Dc Fanfic Now on Page 1
 * Bleach May Cry Devil May Cry Bleach Now on Page 36 Done! AWESOME!
 * A Certain Stylish Devil DevilMayCry CertainMagicalndex Now on Page 2
 * Titans May Cry Dmc Teentitans Now on Page 1
 * Misfortune happens Toaru fanfic Page 1
 * Project Radio Noise Toaru Fic Now on Page 1
 * Marveluos World of Dc My Favourite Fic! Now on Story 3 Page 19
 * Arcade Multiverse Links to Fanfiction of crossovers.
 * Stylish Crusades DMC Now on Page 1.
 * Man of Steel Superman Fanfiction Now on Page 4
 * Meta Justice League Fanfiction Now on Page 20 Done!
 * Garden of Heden Biblical Hot Story M Now on Page 1
 * The Last Son of Tomorrow Batman Beyonde Young Justice Crossover Now on Page 5 on hold.
 * Possession M Now on Page 1
 * The Sons of God saw the Daughters of Man M Now on Page 2
 * Sub Rosa Bible M Now on Page 2
 * New Frontiers Naruto Pokemon Crossover M Now on Page 1
 * God Of Heroes Percy Jackson M Now on Page 1
 * Labours of Percy Jackson M Now on Page 1
 * Percy Jackson and his Goddesses, Demigods and Mortals. M Now on Page 1
 * Inheriting a New Prophecy. M  harry Potter as Percy Jackson SWEET!Now on Story 1 Page 1
 * Girls Night Out 2 Stories Superman M Now on Story 2 Page 9
 * The Last Journey of Kratos God of War Mortal Kombat Crossover Now on Page 1
 * Nu Rage of The Fallen Naruto God of War Crossover Now on Page 1
 * God of War Fates Decree Now on Page 1
 * Aqueous Seduction Naruto M Based on Hylas and the Nymphs Now on Page 1 Done!
 * CyberTech War of the Worlds Harry Potter Marvel Crossover Now on Page 21 Done!
 * CyberTech Open Worlds Harry Potter Marvel/Dc Crossover Now on Page 5
 * Shadow of the Titans Jacky Chan Adventures Teen Titans Crossover Now on Page 1
 * Smallville X_Evolution Smallville X-Men Evolution Crossover Now on Page 1
 * NoHoper DeathNote House of Night Crossover Now on Page 1
 * Stepbrother Sitch Kim Possible Phineas and Ferb Crossover Now on Page 8 Done!
 * The Dragon and the Bow Brave How to train your Dragon Crossover Now on Page 23
 * Variant Strain Spider Man Prototype Crossover Now on Page 52
 * Welcome to Silent Hill Silent Hill Sherlock Crossover Now on Page 1
 * The Newest Challenger Naruto Street Fighter Now on Page 1
 * BoiShock Familiar of Zero Shock Fanfiction Now on Page 1
 * I've finally found you Grim Tales Fanfiction
 * Saving Minnie Grim Tales Fanfiction
 * The Cartoon Network Movie Now on Page 1
 * Knights Dc Kim Possible Crossover now on page 17.
 * Justice Heroes Elite MortalKombat Dc Marvel Crossover now on page 1.
 * Iridescent Young Justice Teentitans Crossover Robyn's a girl. Now on page 6.
 * Following Footsteps Wonderwoman adopts Superboy as her son
 * Reality Warper Young Avengers
 * Beyond the wall Johnny the homicidal maniac
 * Little red letter Johnny the homicidal maniac
 * Collide Jason Todd aka Red Mask Going Young justice Uni verse must read awesome! Page 14 Done!
 * The Two Changes A 3 part story connecting Dc and Marvel via Superman adpoted by the X-men OMg!
 * These will be the list of pages I'm currently in on the three crossover stories THe Last Changes
 * The Page 15 Done!
 * Two Page 31 Done!
 * Changes Page 43 Done!
 * Destinies Page 5
 * Welcome to my Harem Highschool DxD Crossovers M now on page 6
 * Road to Devilhood Redux DxD Naruto M now on page 1
 * Devils Dragon DxD Naruto M now on page 1
 * Familiar Of Devil DxD Familiar of Zero  now on Page 1
 * Chronicle of Ultimate Familiar  Familiar of Zero X-overs now on Page 1
 * A certain High School DxD To Aru Majutsu No Index High School DxD CrossoveronPage4Done! Terrible!
 * Secluded Dragons DxD M now on Page 1
 * A Mirage To Keep You Safe (To Aru Majutsu No Index) Awesome Fic! Now on Page 11
 * Facing ur fears again (Railgun going back to hero)
 * Unknown Zero Toaru Majutsu No Index Fanfic Now on Page 7
 * Luminosity (Twilight) Sounds Interesting!
 * The New Infection Prototype Left 4 Dead Crossover Interesting!
 * When Worlds Collide Supernatural NCIS Crossover Now on Page 21 DonE!!
 * Connecting the Dots Justice Leage Naruto Crossover must read! Finished. Bitches! Check out the maker.
 * Penance FMA HARRY POTTER FIC.  Now I'm on chapter 21.
 * Young Justice Beta  Page 43
 * Unfamiliar A Familiar of Zero/Prototype Crossover available here. Now on Chapter 12
 * Knight Templar School Marvel/Dc Crossover Evolution Series
 * Of Gods and Men Death Note Harry Potter Crossover Kira kills Death Eaters
 * SoulChess Code Geass Bleach Crossover Lelouche gets sent to Bleach Verse
 * Special Glee/Marvel Crossover Glee Cast gain Superpowers Now on Page 7
 * The Truth Decays FullMetalAlchemist/Naruto Crossover Ed Elric goes to Naruto Verse Now on Page 16 On Hold
 * When Worlds Collide Uber Crossover That I think I will like. Now on page 5
 * The Wizards in the Shadows Harry gets sent to the Lord of the Rins Universe. Now on page 5
 * Harry Potter and the Invincible Technomage Harr Potter/Marvel Crossover Tony aka Ironman is Harry's Dad and he starts his 1st year at hogwarts. Now on Page 18
 * Artemis/Mggan Lemon YJ Story After Wally's death Now on Page 3
 * Kryptonina harem
 * Supergirl/Wondergirl
 * Doctor Strange in a threesome

Powers I made(AND PROUD!)

 * Acuasality Manipulation
 * Unrestricted Wishes
 * Advanced Technology
 * Fifth Dimensional Technology
 * Origin Destroyer
 * Boundless Elimination
 * Boundary Restoration
 * Concept Disruptor
 * Unrestricted Mentifery
 * Vocifery
 * Unplottable Magic

King of Serpents

 * Harry Potter Artemis Fowl Now on Page 13
 * Page 1
 * Artemis reminds me of Voldemort.
 * Page 2
 * Artemis gains the invitation to a magic school.
 * Angeline is a lestrange. His dad a Fowl.
 * Welcome to Magic
 * Page 3
 * Magic stuff
 * More magic
 * Page 4
 * Fowls cherish the slytherin way.
 * Artemis Fowl is simply badass!
 * Ollivander is a man who simply knows everything and can keep it a secret. Quite possibly immortal too.
 * Hecate is the goddess of magic, witchcraft, necromancy, and crossroads, often associated with the goddess Artemis in Greek mythology. The cypress is also the tree of the goddess Artemis.
 * Page 5
 * Magic combo with Muggle Science was used to kidnap Artemis' Dad.
 * Artemis knows How to do the space expansion charm
 * Artemis is like a very cool magical spy.
 * Artemis. Meet Draco Malfoy.
 * Page 6
 * Fight?
 * Blaise Zabini in the house!
 * House chat
 * dark hair, blue eyes, suit to kill, all that IS being a Fowl
 * Butler might be large.
 * "I'm afraid you'll sink our ship, Draco," Blaise said. "Crabbe and Goyle can stay, though." Blaise could really be cruel when he wanted.
 * Artemis is not a supporter of following rules.
 * The sorting ceremony is about to commence!
 * Page 7
 * Welcome to Slytherin.
 * Page 8
 * Serious welcome.
 * Wonderful example of Slytherin. Where people need to stick together, stick together.
 * Page 9
 * Flight class.
 * Again. Just noticed, this fic is quite short.
 * Theodore Nott joins the crew.
 * Page 10
 * Awesome! Trolls already!
 * Slytherin bravery right now. Awesome!
 * Why do I feel that some greater deity is controlling this plot-line? Artemis thought.
 * Moments of awesome. A lot of them.
 * Mcgonnal is behind them. Busted!
 * Page 11
 * Dumbledore moments of cool.
 * Rumors are spreading.
 * Artemis likes being anonymous. Blaise not so much.
 * Artemis realizes alot of things.
 * People in slytherin are plotting.
 * Page 12
 * Alot of theories put to the test.
 * Artemis made the 3 griffins look like imbecile children. Not too much bashing, Harry was just a little OOC. But given their limited evidence, it was a logical thing to do.
 * It would make a wonderful plot if the trio are acting as well for their own benefit.
 * Dark thoughts.
 * Page 13
 * Indubitably.
 * A thief's trade.
 * Russia has a corrupt ministry of magic.
 * Philosopher's stone = Fairies.
 * My how greedy Artemis is.

Powers I like

 * Unrestricted Wishes
 * Empathy
 * Happiness Inducement
 * Mental Inducement
 * Emotion Manipulation
 * Love Inducement
 * Love Manipulation
 * Serenity Inducement
 * Excitement Inducement
 * Mental Manipulation
 * Sexual Inducement
 * Party Inducement
 * Unity
 * Omnipotence
 * Omniarch
 * Absolute Existence
 * Absolute Immortality
 * Cheat Embodiment
 * Logic Manipulation
 * Reality Warping
 * Omnifarious
 * Meta Ability Creation
 * Mentifery
 * Pathifery
 * Creation
 * Evolution
 * Reactive Adaptation
 * Pleasure Inducement
 * Psi Vampirism
 * Prescience
 * Vector Manipulation
 * Divided Mind
 * Gestalt Form
 * Biological Assimilation
 * Absorption
 * Organic Manipulation
 * Collective Entity Physiology
 * Composite Deity Physiology
 * Human Hive
 * Spiritual Symbiosis
 * Amalgamation
 * Symbiosis
 * Cyber Mind
 * Mind Exchange
 * State of Mind
 * Mind Melding
 * Hive Mind
 * Mind Imprisonment
 * Mind Melding
 * Mind Shifting
 * Contract
 * Love Empowerment
 * Solar Manipulation
 * Celedon Physiology
 * Causality Manipulation
 * Hypnosis
 * Siren Song
 * Siren Physiology
 * Sirenia Mimicry
 * Persuasion
 * Belief Inducement
 * Reality Condition
 * Belief Dependent Physiology
 * Superior Adaptation
 * Complete Arsenal
 * Desire Embodiment
 * Meta Summoning
 * Homo Superior Physiology
 * Mutated Physiology
 * Homo Magi Physiology
 * Affinity
 * Meta Magic
 * Absolute Will
 * Empathic Inundation
 * Omnificence
 * Mass Consciousness
 * Monotheistic Deity Physiology
 * Author Authority
 * Adaptive Replication
 * Mobile Invulnerability
 * Superhuman Physiology
 * Grand Design Construction
 * Planetary Physiology
 * Planetary Parasitism
 * Love Augmentation
 * Emotion Augmentation
 * Parasol Proficiency
 * Absolute Force Manipulation
 * Physical Godhood
 * Absolute Probability Manipulation
 * Power Distribution
 * Almighty Ascension
 * Magic
 * Transcendent Mage Physiology
 * Divine Magic
 * Magic Aura
 * Transcendent Angel Physiology
 * Reality Embodiment
 * Alpha Reality
 * Mind Control
 * Hypno Pollen

Super PowerMetaOrigin Lists

 * Dresden Slate (k)
 * Shadow (Blue Dragon)
 * Geass (Code Geass)
 * Esper (To Aru Majutsu No Index)
 * Magician (To Aru Majutsu No Index)
 * NEXT (Tiger and Bunny)
 * Metahumans (Dc Comics)
 * Starheart (Dc Comics)
 * Homo Magi (Dc comics)
 * Speed Force (Dc Comics)
 * Emotional Electromagnetic Spectrum (Dc Comics)
 * Green Lantern Ring (Dc Comics)
 * Orange Lantern Ring (Dc Comics)
 * Zamarons/Maltusians/Guardians (Dc Comics)
 * Lords of Order (Dc Comics)
 * Lords of Chaos (Dc Comics)
 * Homo Superior (Marvel Comics)
 * Magic (Harry Potter]
 * Magic (Fairy Tail)
 * Unique Physiology (Dc Comics)
 * Magic (Familiar of Zero)
 * Blacklight Virus (Prototype)
 * Super Soldier (Prototype)
 * Prototypes (Prototype)
 * Alchemy (FullMetal Alchemist)
 * Meta-Humans (WildStorm)
 * Nen (hunter x hunter)
 * The Force (Starwars)
 * Vampires (Hellsing)
 * Doctor (WildStorm)
 * Species (Snafu Comics)
 * Iris (Iris Zero)
 * Rule Fragments (Legend of the Legendary Heroes)
 * Stigmas (Legend of the Legendary Heroes)
 * Magic (Legend of the Legendary Heroes)
 * E.V.O (Generator Rex)
 * Nanites (Generator Rex)
 * Meta Nanite (Generator Rex)
 * GrimReaper (billy and mandy)
 * Deathnote (Deathnote)
 * Teigu (Akame Ga Kiru)
 * Earth X (Marvel Comics)
 * Minus (Kiwis by beat)
 * Symbiotes (Marvel Comics)
 * ChakraJutsu (Naruto)
 * Jack Sparrow's Compass (Pirates of the caribbean)
 * Queens/Chevaiers/Chiropterans (blood+)
 * Chaos (Alladin)
 * Mystra (Dungeons and Dragons)
 * 5th Dimensional Imps. (Dc Comics)
 * Flame Haze (Shakugan No Shana)
 * Power of Existence (Shakugan No Shana)
 * Power of Unrestraint (Shakugan No Shana)
 * Shinigami (Bleach)
 * Zanpakutō (Bleach)
 * Hohō (Bleach)
 * Kidō (Bleach)
 * Zanjutsu (Bleach)
 * Hōgyoku (Bleach)
 * Quincy (Bleach)
 * Devil Trigger (DevilMayCry)
 * Devil Arm (DevilMayCry)
 * Magic (Dresden File)

==Powers and abilities: Mr.Mxyzptlk[edit] == Mr. Mxyzptlk has access to fifth-dimensional technology that appears to be magical to third-dimensional beings. His abilities are limited only by his willpower (he could, for example, make Superman morbidly obese by snapping his fingers). His only apparent weakness is that whenever he speaks his name backwards, he is shunted back to the fifth dimension, and all effects of his "magic" vanish, making everything as it was before he appeared. Although Mxyzptlk's gullible nature often makes it easy for Superman or other individuals to trick him into saying his name backwards, it is only a temporary deterrent; after ninety days, he can again visit Earth at will.

Though easily the most powerful of Superman's recurring enemies, Mxyzptlk is simply a fun-loving prankster who prefers to use his power for childish antics and light-hearted harassment rather than intentional malicious evil, as he would get bored very quickly by doing so; thus he is more of an annoyance to the Man of Steel than a true threat.

Paradoxically, Mxyzptlk (at least in his pre-Crisis persona) is actually somewhat protective of Superman because, in his opinion, Superman's generally serious demeanor makes him an exceptionally entertaining target for pranks. For example, in DC Comics Presents #34 (June 1981), Mxyzptlk, prompted by his endless search for distraction, teams up with Captain Marvel's archenemy Mister Mind to double-team their foes, not realizing that Mind, unlike himself, is a ruthless murderer. When Mind threatens their enemies with death, Mxyzptlk, who until that point was mostly indifferent to Mind's intent on world conquest, emphatically declares,"Superman lives, or I want out!" When Mind, deeming Mxyzptlk no longer necessary to his scheme, threatens the imp, Mxyzptlk voluntarily says his name backwards, shunting himself back to the Fifth Dimension and undoing everything he had done to help Mind thus far.(the story also unexpectedly involved Hoppy the Marvel Bunny. Mr. Mxyzptlk also made an unexpected save when the Kryptonite Kid had defeated Superboy and was about to kill him. He wished to keep Superboy (and Superman) around so he could go on pestering him.

Though the exact limits of Mr. Mxyzptlk's powers are unknown, his power apparently dwarfs that of even third-dimension cosmic beings. During Grant Morrison's Justice League run, the higher-dimensional nature of Mxyzptlk's fellow genies was played to its logical conclusion of possessing power 'two degrees of infinity' higher than any normal beings; Qwsp refers to himself as encompassing both time and hypertime in addition to our spatial dimensions, and another djinn named Lkz overcame and imprisoned the hostless Spectre without apparent trouble. Later, during the Emperor Joker storyline, this is expanded upon: the Joker, possessing the same powers, is able to unweave the very fabric and laws of the cosmos, and render the less powerful than normalHal Jordan Spectre into a deranged puppet, Mxyzptlk explaining that he has the power to do what the Joker is doing to the world but never uses it because he would run the risk of destroying reality from the strain he would be subjecting it to and thus leave himself with nothing to do the next day. In the Day of Vengeance miniseries, the Spectre easily overpowered Jakeem Thunder and his 5th dimension genie, Thunderbolt. However, the Thunderbolt is limited by its master's ability to verbally frame a wish. Also as seen in the an issue of Adventures of Superman during the Ruin story line, Mr. Mxyzptlk's was weakened because of the Spectre's attempt to destroy magic, so much so that he could not remember how to say his name backwards to go back to the 5th Dimension.

Also, Annataz Arataz was able to prevent Mxyzptlk from using his powers while Superboy-Prime's prisoner, preventing the imp from escaping (Prime himself being immune to all magic). Though Zatanna of the normal DC Universe was shown to have been equal to Zor, the Rogue Time Tailor during Grant Morrison's Seven Soldiers of Victory (Zor being an entity capable of bending space and time with magic). The 5th and 6th dimension beings' power levels have not yet been fully explained.

A point as to the nature of Mr. Mxyzptlk has been raised in Batman #680. Batman asks his 5th Dimension counterpart, Bat-Mite, if he is really an imp from the 5th Dimension or just a figment of his imagination. Bat-Mite responds that the two are one and the same: the 5th Dimension is imagination.

Mxyztplk is virtually omnipotent due to extremely avdvanced "Super-Science" that works like magic, allowing him to perform virtually anything imagineble - though he has not killed Superman and has a weakness in the form of whenever someone tricks him into speaking his name backwards he will be banished to the Fifth Dimension for a short while.

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Though most often portrayed merely as an annoyance, the true powers of Mr. Mxyzptlk are some of the greatest there is. As a 5th dimensional imp, like the Bat-Mite and the Thunderbolt, he is capable of virtually anything he wants to do, having once created and destroyed a fully functioning dimension just for a game he played, summoned Darkseid and survived it. He is also powerful enough to utilize the seemingly all powerful, toon force, in certain occasions and his kind is also immune to time manipulation as Hourman One Million was unable to unmake the calamity caused by Lkz (A djinn from 5th dimension). Despite being a prankster, rather than a malevolent entity who either seeks to dominate or annihilate all reality, he is capable of destroying multiverse and all space and time as it was stated by The Spectre and himself when the infamous event known as Emperor Joker took place.



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