User blog:Woodtoaster/lil happy entry in the diary of this young lady

Deer diary today was crazy!

Me momy and dady wer all wachin tv. And momy sayd that the white man was outside again. I like it when he is here. So dady calld the cops. Dady sayd that a lot of kids are gone and the white man did it. But I still like him.

A lot of poleece man wer outside and sum wer talking to dady and then ther was a lot of yeling outside and loud bangs! One poleece man fell thru the window! He was all red I thingk frum blood and his belly was open. But he was just sleeping. The poleece man neer dady was usin his gun out the window that his frend fell thru! It was reely loud! And then a big nife flew into the poleece mans hed. It looked like the one that a man usd at petes bucher stor that me and dady go to. Dady was shaking momy but she just waching. Another poleece man ran outside and I saw him get his hed cut off! But he was just sleeping. Wen he fell down I saw the white man. He was makin the polleec mad.

Dady piked me up ran upstares. I herd momy scream. But it is ok shes just sleeping. Dady put me in the closet and wisperd don’t move but the white man was behind him. Sumthing got push thru dadys body. It was shiny and lookd like one momys nifes but reely big. Then he grabbed dadys hed and twistd it. Ther was a loud snap and dady fell asleep. The white man was all red and blood came out of a bunch of holes all over him. Thos poleece wer meen to him. He sayd that it was nothin and I saw his injuris heal prety fast so I belived him. The white man sayd that I can rite everything that hapend today in my diary. I feel very good diary. I am happy wen I see the white man.

'Hey hey hey, White'' here! Thit this brat's lame storytellign skills make you mad too? Don't worry reader, because I already punished her, now without her teeth she talks the same way she writes :D'''