User blog:The Villainous Vulture/Joke Character Sheet: Donald Trump

Name: Donald Trump

Aliases: The Trump, Mr. Toupee, The Mexican Destroyer, The Unstumppable

Age: 69

Alignment: Lawful or Chaotic Evil (He likes to flip-flop)

Theme: The Trump Fight Song!

Powers: Unstumppable Force, Immobility, Unstumppable Movement, Very Rich, Toupee Combat, Bribery, Insults, Lots of Money!

Motto: "Make America Great Again!"

Quotes: "Part of the beauty of me... is that I'm very rich."

"Mexico doesn't want people, they're forcing them into our country."

"Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out."

Origin: If you really care, read this.

Currently: He's running for President of the United States. Think about that.