User blog:Truth™/Christina Valentina

"One night at the opera he saw an Christina whose bust was so big they would often impede her. Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit, done in by the weight of those horrible bazongas!!! Oh, my god! There she blows! Aerodynamically, this bitch was a mess!"

- Tyrone's inner monologue about her during their first meeting

"Go on, Christina burn your bra."

- Roxie to Christina during a feminist protest; in which Christina responds that if she did, they'd probably see the smoke in Miami.

A 4th-year student from Magister Academy; she is also secretly the 12th Holy Wizard Saint.

The adopted daughter of Valentine Corporation’s CEO, Christina Valentina is also the class president. She stands to inherit her adoptive family’s shinbone lineage, and is always at odds with her brother because of that. She has enjoyed a privileged education, and is well versed in tea ceremony and traditional Swedish and Japanese cuisine — though she has tried to be creative in her cooking now and again, with decidedly mixed results. She is a talented spy, but lacks a general practical physique. She is quiet and unusually terse, but her few words often times betrays her inner loneliness; her emotions also run unusually high. Her Holy Wizard Saint name is Queen Thunder Tits and her number is Twelve.

Information
One day Christina Valentina walked into her dorm room and was a little thirsty. She saw a bottle of some kind of unknown soda on her dresser and drank it. Expansion soon followed in her rear and bust area. Poor Christina :P Now her breasts have their own fanclub, a set of six lechers from the boy's kendo and archery club. Abigail claims Christina is failing her math class because there is an inverse ratio between math grades and chest size.

Personality
Christina has a stoic and quiet demeanor, usually modest of her own ability, yet still very aware and in tune with it. Usually a calm and stoic individual, she can become highly agitated by the priciple's lecherousness. Like Maribel she hides her sadness behind her cool exterior, but the love of her fellow magisters have helped to soften the pain of her wounds.

Appearance
Jeggings. She has a Magister armband pinned to her upper left arm to signify her status as the class representative. After drinking the magical expansion some her ass(ets) grew and she's not happy about them because it is rather difficult to find shirts, jackets and pants that fit her. Her shirts tend to rip or pop buttons. Seems to have a big enough pair of breasts can hypnotize men. For variety she sometimes complains about their weight, although they don't seem to hinder her athletically (somehow).