User blog comment:GrandMethuselah67/Crossover Sheet: The Citadel/@comment-26962685-20150905213331/@comment-23854671-20150906042407

Jack simply rolled his eyes at their stupidity, then yelled over to Wozniak:

"Hey Valley-boy! I'm gonna head off, I have an empire to run, you can take care of yourself right? Oh who am I kidding? Of course you can! I'll talk to you later! OH! And remember to tell these idiots about the Typiants I sent disguised as tourists to Venus and are probably converting lots of the local population and/or tourists!"

Jack's eyes then rolled into the back of his head as all life seemed to drain from his body. And right when the "corpse" of Jack fell to the ground, it was completely destroyed, leaving no form of remains behind.