Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27614603-20170807112537/@comment-29564364-20180406133825

Staff Sergeant Jack Jackson wrote: I wish the safety on every firearm was permanently on including the ones that'll soon be developed and thus prevent them from being fired at all. Granted, but the concept safety mechanisms no longer exists, causing the safety on every firearms to disappear and preventing it from being reinvented.

Staff Sergeant Jack Jackson wrote: i wish that any time nuke is ordered to be launched; it'll self-destruct as soon as its thrusters engage. Granted, but we revert to dropping nukes by plane.

Staff Sergeant Jack Jackson wrote: I wish that legos didn't hurt when stepped on by bare feet. Granted, everyone's feet become so sensitive that the slightest contact with anything, including footwear, socks, surfaces, lotion and even air, will cause excruciating pain that will linger for years.

Staff Sergeant Jack Jackson wrote: And one last for the night; I wish that i never made any of my wishes and all the corruption that came with them will apply to a random person's pet rock. Granted, but it's someone else who makes those same wishlist and you became that random person's pet rock while retaining your consciousness and senses.