Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24739832-20160506151150/@comment-26492770-20161007120904

1. My reaction would be this: "Oh! OH!! Woah! ...Well, this is weird. I guess I'm the big guy now." There's a brief pause. "Huh... So that's what the afterlife is like. Did not expect that."

2. First thing I'd do is modify my body to something I like. I won't make myself into some super model, but just something...better. Afterwards, I'll remove my mental disorder. I don't care for it, and I feel like getting rid of it would be an improvement. Once those two things are out of the way, I'll get rid of my almighty power except for a few things: Omnilingualism because damn that would be a useful skill to have, Body Supremacy because that's also extremely useful to me and it has Genetic Access under it (my favorite power of all time), Absolute Condition (but only select parts: athleticism, combat, immortality,  immutability, indomitable will,  invulnerability, leap, speed, stamina, strength), Space and Time Manipulation since I love those powers, and Probability Manipulation just for the fuck of it. Meanwhile, Omnipotence is sent to some other guy somewhere out there in space and time. With my short-lived omniscience, I knew who the right person to give it to was, and I knew where and when they were. The power is theirs to do whatever they want with. Meanwhile, I'll enjoy my now unending and much more interesting life.

3. I'd only tell the people I'd trust the most.

4. "I'm just going to get straight to the point: I have power." I prove it to them in some way. "You won't say a word to anyone about this, except the omnilingualism. That's bizarre, but should be okay as long as you just say multilingual instead. Everything else, swear you won't say a thing."

5. Now for the things I'd do with my handful of powers...

Omnilingualism: I'll never have to worry about sites, games, shows, etc. in languages I don't understand. Also, it's great for if and when you're travelling somewhere. Another use is teaching a friend a different language, whatever language they want to know. Oh, I could also talk to my pets and know what they're saying.

Body Supremacy: There are many, MANY ways to use that. The night vision would be good for when I'm in the dark. Manipulating my own voice would also be great for imitating the voices of fictional characters, or trying to find the perfect voice for any of my characters. Controlling my own body temperature has its obvious uses, and same with selective attention. Genetic Access will definitely have some uses.

Absolute Condition: With the absolute combat, I'll easily be able to defend myself. The strength is of course handy for moving, lifting, and pushing things that'd normally be too heavy for me. The speed is good for getting places fast. The absolute immortality has its benefits as well, like my right wrist fixing itself instantly. It's not broken, but I guess you could say a bone is slightly out of place.

Space and Time Manipulation: The very first thing I'm going to do...is travel to the future and watch completed versions of shows I'm watching. After that, I'll go to the past and do the usual: watch history live and with good seats. With space manipulation, it can be used as an alternate form of travel. Y'know, teleporting and such. Also, I can have my own hammerspace. Oh, there's also the trick of a door leading to someplace else other than where it normally would.

Probability Manipulation: First thing I'm gonna do is play video games and use this power to cheat at the RNG's game. Those rare drops I'd only get once in a blue moon WILL BE MINE, I SAY!! The RNG can screw people over anyway, so it'll be payback. Another thing I'd do with this power is give myself a big boost in luck to make my life easier.