Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26552238-20170730013926/@comment-26552238-20170801053832

SlapsonSlaptastic wrote: THEJJRAT wrote: SlapsonSlaptastic wrote: Musical AttacksAbsolute AthleticismField ManipulationDeath-Force GenerationExplosion Absorption Dualis Physiology Matter State Shift Enhancement Calling

I immediately lose Round One due to the fact that even Canon Shrek is far too powerful of a force to even think about dealing with. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

But of course, if I could, it would go something like this.

Round One:

Shrek is too powerful of an entity to take head-on, so I've gotta go in for the blitzkrieg.

I immediately use my musical powers to attack myself with this song over and over for the next several hours because FUCK IT Shrek will probably kill me anyway. The goodness of it (though not a magnum opus like All Star) will be enough to form explosions on the ground, which I can then use to absorb thanks to my explosion absorption powers. I call in enhancements to further increase my power. When our lord Shrek appears to me to see what explosions are doing in his swamp, I release them all on him. Because of the amount of explosions I have absorbed and the enhancements, I am a nuke. Shrek only dies because he wasn't at his full onion level yet.

Round 2: >batman

>batman is bruce wayne

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>god of prep Batman

>implying batman with prep won't prepare Shrek to defeat self generating musical death-force nuke three to four months prior to the event by using his batprep deus-ex-machina spray on Shrek in order to restore his onion-levels to return him to absolute true transfictional potence in order to summon his Stand,『All Star Onion Experience Requiem』which is basically on the level of Ajimu Najimi and Maxwell from Scribblenauts and although neither is as powerful as Meme Shrek and will never be, they are basically just below him sort of or some bullshit and can just remove me because Batman is prepared for situations even when he isn't even prepped and will never not be prepared.

To quote r/whowouldcirclejerk:

"Batman always wins"

You can't just fucking make a battle and involve both Batman and Shrek in it, it's just too much. What the fuck is this shit. It's pretty fucking gay.

you can't make this shit up

Round 3:

Harley Quinn is a bad character so she's a nonfactor in this fight. Bane breaks my back and crashes a plane, killing all of us except Goku, who is too busy being a dumbass in Super.

Round X:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlYys58hsCU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ZeJxBzN4Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4&app=desktop