User blog:Necrotifice/The Slumbering God


 * "I presuppose the Slumbering God" - Everyone who doesn't want to deal with BS powers in their conversation

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The Slumbering God
The Current Form
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Because the use of any absolute/omni/almighty/total/whatever power would create a paradox, and he isn't awake to specifically allow the paradox to happen. This means that no such powers can be used while the sleeping god still lives, and because he is still omnipotent he cannot be killed. He also cannot moved against his will, as this could wake him and violate his slumber, which is impossible.
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Because he wished to sleep in peace, he cannot be tampered in any way - this includes moved, having his powers altered, approached, or even seen.



Appearance
Once upon a time, the Slumbering God had some definite form, but it has been long since lost to countless transformations. For an omnipotent deity, physical form is like choosing the day's outfit. The Slumberer now maintains a plain blue human form with no discernible sex or features.



Personality
None any more.



Past
Once, The Slumberer was a young man from a small village. He went on some quest and gained great power, and eventually he got a power that allowed him to become truly Omnipotent. The quest was long and arduous, but it was many eons ago. He could remember if he wanted to, but he doesn't. It's pointless to do so - once you reach omnipotence, the future and past really don't mean much of anything. He tried being a god of a few universes, but it got boring because he always succeeded. He tried being a destructive tyrant, but that was boring because he was never challenged - he destroyed every universe outright. He tried of looking at an empty void alone, so he undid all the damage he had done. He used his power to entertain himself for a few aeons, but the stories he told himself lost meaning because he was able to tell the perfect story every time.

Eventually he grew bored with his existence, and so he decided to do something he hadn't done in many millions of years - to sleep. Unfortunately, he didn't both to set any kind of a time limit on his sleep, and so now he is essentially lost to the universe.

Abilities summary


The Slumberer is truly Omnipotent. No other being is or can be as powerful as the Slumberer. His existence essentially puts a lock on all absolute/total/complete/-ifery that can exist.

Trivia

 * The only purpose of this character is to stop people from talking about almighty powers