Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31867576-20180501160121/@comment-32270120-20180609185512

[Scene cuts to me going to Andre's Awesome Diner. I walked inside]

Me: [Inhaled. Exhaled. Looking around] This looks like the perfect place to eat. I'm starved [Walked to the nearest table and sat down reading the menu] Excuse me, waiter!

Waiter: [He approaches] Good evening, sir. Have you perused our menu?

Me: Yes, I have. I would like three fried chickens, six white dragon sodas, and 4 large omelettes, please.

Waiter: Very good, sir. I'll get your order right away.