Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31867576-20180501160121/@comment-31867576-20180523145321

Me: No, gal! I don't know who you are and I'm already attracted.

Me in my mind: Huh... I wish I could leave this brain for a younger cranium.

Me [back to physical world]: Though I'm not doing stuff for you. Thanks. [super-speeds 10 meters away]