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Battle Smashers!!! Episode 1,  Season 1
Welcome!

Hello! You are welcome to the Seasons and Episodes of the new series called Battle Smashers! This is a series where warriors known across the world by people and others come to this fighting frenzy! You are in for a ride as in the ring, it is a fight to the death and the man who wins gets to be the warrior of the match! The fighters will vary and as you are in for excitent!

The Fighters Today for Episode 1!
The Fighters Today!

Fighter 1:  Barney the Purple Dino Tulpa  Biography: Barney is a friendly purple dinosaur that is manifested by imagination. He is respectful and kind to others and teaches lessons in a fun and gentle way that ammuses kids and adults alike. First came to be in 1987, he was going to be a blanket...but he became a way to entertain others. He has only been made in 1987, but he is over 200 Million years old. So he would be originally be 27 or 28.

Abilities: 

-As a Tulpa, he is imaginated by people. Mostly Kids, but maybe by adults.
 * Tulpa

-Also a Purple Dinosaur, he still remains a tulpa.
 * Dinosaur

-Barney has Lived over 200 million years and still is living today. It is unknown if he can die but he been imagined for obviously centuries. Things may still hurt him though.
 * Semi-Immortality

Lets check on our other fighter!

Fighter 2: Elmo the Red and Furry Monster  Biography:Elmo turns out to be a child. He is 3 1/2 years old and is friends with lots of people. He is actually a monster. He appears in Sesame Street and came to debut in 1979. He has also became a way to entertain others. Parents included. His age may be 3 1/2, he made it in 1979. So he is probably older than that. 36 to be exact.

Abilities

-Elmo may be friendly, but he is a monster. However, he is still friendly.
 * Monster

-Elmo has made his debut in 1979. Though he claims to be 3 1/2 years old.
 * Age Time Decreasing

Location
The Location: The Location will be on a grass field and items like A Sledge Hammer will be scattered across the field. -Grass Field

Weapons
-The Sledge This Sledge Has been used by millions over the world. Killed only thousands though. With its hardcore metal and powerful motives, the chances of getting injured are very high. Pack a snack audience...Seems like there will be blood if they choose this one!
 * SledgeHammer

-Chainsaw Considering that this is for slicing heads, people with the eager to win will use this weapon the most. There is nothing else to say except this "Slice em and Dice em"
 * Chainsaw

-Guns' We all know what this is used for. Mainly Distance Of course...But otherwise, it is good for the Battle. If you arent good at dodging, you better be in luck today.
 * Guns

The Last Resort
This is the last stage of introduction. The Fighters would like to answer some questions from us.

Barney's Question 1- Barney? Are you afraid to fight Elmo?

Answer-No ma'am, I mean sir, I mean Faggot, I mean.....no.

Elmo's Question 1-Are you afraid to fight Barney?

Answer-YE I REETY TO FEET HEEM!!!! (Here Was Elmo When he said this)

Barney's Question 2- How are you gonna tell this match to your kids and your friends? Answer-Uhhh...If they say that i sucked or anything like that, then imma kille them and kill Elmo...........IM GAY!

Elmo's Question 2- What are you gonna do when you win? Answer-I WEED CRAEP IN N ON BERNEY

Barney's Question 3- I see you are taking...some drugs...are you ok?

Answer-.........HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Elmo's Question 3- I see that barney is taking Drugs! How are you gonna maneuver against it? Answer-I WEEL MOEV BIE STIKIN ME FENGA N HE MOUTH N YA!!!!

Thats It Folks! All questions have been answered! Who will win the match of kiddie shows?

3                                                        2                                                         1                                                       GOOOO!

The Battle
-[Barney and Elmo Walk out to the field]


 * -Barney-I see you have retuned!
 * -Elmo-Tha Fuq You say?
 * -Barney-I Said You have RETUNED!
 * -ElmoDon't Know what you just said...but prepare to get Shrekt!!!
 * -Barney-Can you count?
 * -Elmo-WHAT DINO MUTHA F*CKA?
 * -Barney-MUTHA F*UCKIN SUCKA I SAID CAN YOU COUNT NAGGER?
 * -Elmo-Why...OF COURSE!! ( Dang....how could he know that counting is my weakness? )


 * -Barney-Look....Lets Just get this the h*ll over with


 * -[Barney Somehow levitates to Elmo and smacks him]
 * -Elmo-Why do you dare Smack me with your Tail?
 * -Barney-That Wusnt my Tail B*tch...
 * -[Elmo Looks down and notices the purple stuff on his hand and is in disgust]
 * -Elmo-WHY DO YOU DARE SMACK ME WITH YOUR OWN DI....
 * -[Barney Smacks Him with his uh......again]
 * -[Elmo Lies on the Floor with the purple stiff on his face]
 * -Barney-SUPER DEEEE DUPER!!!! Yu'z My B*tch now...
 * -[Barney then sees the barb wire and smacks Elmo with it]
 * -[Elmo Screams]
 * -Elmo-OAHAHAHIHISIAHSHADHOUWDHJKDNUDBUI!!!!!!
 * -Barney-Hmph....
 * -Elmo-Ugh.......Eat this SH*T!!!
 * -[Elmo grabs Barneys Dino Nuts]
 * -Barney-SUPER DEE DUPA......owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 * -[Barney Likes it]
 * -Elmo-THA FUQ! YOU LIKE THAT SH*T?
 * -Barney-YA KEEP IT GOIN! THO IMMA TULPA, I CAN STILL FEEL GOODNASS!
 * -Elmo-YOU GAY NAGGER! But wait....if your a tulpa...who are you imagined by?
 * -Barney-You....
 * -[Elmo Stops imagining and he notices that barney has faded]
 * -Narrator-HE VANISHED!!!!
 * -Barney-No Im not...
 * -[Elmo Noticed that He is in his mind]
 * -Elmo-AHHAHHAHAHAHAHABAHA!!!!
 * -[Barney Does the most terrible thing to Elmo]
 * -Elmo-HOW IS MY IMAGINATION DOING THIS! I CONTROL IT!
 * -[Barney uses his tail and impales Elmo in the mouth to the end of his anus. He then sees a sledge hammer, hits his left chest and Elmo's heart pops out! Barney then licks all over Elmo...and shaves his skin with his stanky breath. And now....He grabs some guns and shoots him up.]
 * -Barney-I may vanish too...but I am also imagined by others
 * -Narrator-Its OVER!!!!

The End
Barney Wins the battle!!!!

Winning Quote: IMMA BAD MUTHAF*CKA!!!!

Well it is settled! See you next time on Battle Smashers!!!! The Fighters and Attacks Vary! That was a fast match!!!

Credits Story By: 4Fam Blog By: 4Fam Battle By: 4Fam Speacial Thanx to: Azrael, The King of Death, Dybad, Ravage Beast, Teien, Basically Every One On the Chat!

Here Was Elmo: