User blog comment:EvilMegaCookie/The Golden Beast (Joke Sheet)/@comment-4867780-20150410024054/@comment-4867780-20150415095740

The storylines you could make with that... the emotional intensity... the greed... the fear... the ego... the existential dilemma... the dramatic consequences... the conflictual urge of survival and self-preservation... the feverish search for personal anchors... the angsty mourning of one's own identity... the transcendence of the very self for a happier existence...