Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33978331-20181108212029/@comment-26832713-20190327201009

I'd create kittens whenever I get bored and make them less of a responsibility while maintaining their unpredictability.

I'd make it so world hunger has been a conspiracy theory this whole time.

I'd make it constantly rain over the heads of anyone who approved Article 13. I'd add some thunder and non-lethal lightning for dramatic effect.

Last, I'd make it so I can only use my omnipotence in emergencies.