User blog:CNBA3/Biggest Trolls of all time!!!

Biggest Trolls of all time!!!
In this blog please list that you would consider the biggest trolling superpowers of all time.

And yes they can be powers that you created too.

My list:
 * Energy Absorption
 * Enhanced Durability
 * Evolution
 * Flash Bang Generation
 * Immortality
 * Napalm Generation
 * Time Perception Manipulation