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<p>Make any joke or parody superpower you want in this discussion. No limitations except that it can not surpass complete arsenal. Have fun people :)
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The power to be composed of nothing but poop.
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The power to make pee come out of drinking fountains.
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<p>Omnipotence Negation - Ability to negate omnipotence.
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The ability to steal voices.
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<p>Sky Consumption - the ability to eat the sky
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The ability to fart lasers.
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<p>Dimensional Vagina Storage - The ability to store things in the dimensional vagina.
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Why
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the ability to sneeze lasers
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The ability to shoot acid from my nipples.
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