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ALL POSTSCorrupt a Wish 2: Electric Boogaloo
<p>Welcome!
</p><p>For those who’ve followed Corrupt a Wish, welcome back!
</p><p>For those new, here are the rules:
</p><p>You have to wish for something, like “I wish for a dog.”
</p><p>The person who replies next has to corrupt that wish. For example:
</p><p>User 1: “I wish for a dog.”
</p><p>User 2: “Granted, but it’s rabid.”
</p><p>No adding on to your wishes. For example:
</p><p>User 1: “I wish for a dog.”
</p><p>User 2: “Granted, but it’s rabid.”
</p><p>User 1: “I wish it was a nice dog.”
</p><p>Also, no repeating your wishes.
</p><p>User 1: “I wish for a dog.”
</p><p>User 2: “Granted, but it’s rabid.”
</p><p>User 1: “I wish for a dog.”
</p><p>User 2: “Ehm...you already wished for that.”
</p><p>User 1: “Are you going to give me what I wished for?”
</p><p>No wishing for unlimited Omnipotence.
</p><p>And no wishes for something like this:
</p><p>User 1: “I wish for my wishes to be uncorruptable.”
</p><p>Because it goes against the rules of the thread.
</p><p>Or this:
</p><p>User 1: “I wish to grant wishes.”
</p><p>Because that’s just stupid.
</p><p>Now with that in mind, let the games begin!
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(Edited by Glitchee123z)
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<p>I wish Za Warudo was Jonathan's Stand
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(Edited by Flashrex)
Granted but he has no control over it.
(Edited by Glitchee123z)
i wish to devour the cosmos
(Edited by Director Luck)
Granted but the cosmos are still slowly drifting apart so you might want to leave room in your stomach.
(Edited by LardWad420)
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I wish to know every single rule in dungeons and dragons 5e and be a master storyteller/dungeon master
(Edited by Dracyn)
<p>Granted, but you become the ultimate "rules lawyer" as well because of this. The disputes over the rules and their potential interpretations lead to the outcome that no one wants to play D&D with you ever again, so all the rules you know are now useless information that you carry around in your mind.
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(Edited by Agent X-13)
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<p>I thought you would just say I was mute or something but that’s just terrible
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(Edited by Dracyn)
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I wish for telekinesis
(Edited by Xbone20)
You get a splitting migraine each time you use it.
(Edited by Glitchee123z)
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Cool I already have splitting migraines
(Edited by Xbone20)