Make it that a group of people transfer/give me a decent some of cash every month. After which i'll travel to a celebrity meetup. Chat with them and have it so that they would want to be in contact with me after the meet to donate me a large sum of cash in person. Then monthly through transfers. Through which i'll have someone build me a websites with the only purpose to donate to a random person. And that person being me, and whatever charity that i want. But mostly me.