Holobore, Spirit of Asceticism (looks like a mummy with a extender arm):
"An immortal life spent focusing on the inner self, away from the distractions of material wealth."
Vomitrax, Spirit of Decadence (looks like a granny with a drop of water):
"This sleazy spirit revels in the lust for quick easy gain and contempt for the value of steady work."
Godzamok, Spirit of Ruin (looks like a dragon):
"The embodiment of natural disasters. An impenetrable motive drives the devastation caused by this spirit."
Cyclius, Spirit of Ages (looks like a pizza with a smiling face):
"This spirit knows about everything you'll ever do, and enjoys dispensing a harsh judgment."
Selebrak, Spirit of Festivities (looks like a person with a hat and a straw):
"This is the spirit of merry getaways and regretful Monday mornings."
Dotjeiess, Spirit of Creation (a triangle inside another triangle):
"All things that be and ever will be were scripted long ago by this spirit's inscrutable tendrils."
Skruuia, Spirit of Scorn (looks like a eye ball with spikes):
"This spirit enjoys poking foul beasts and watching them squirm, but has no love for its own family."
Muridal, Spirit of Labor (a mouse):
"This spirit enjoys a good cheese after a day of hard work."
Mokalsium, Mother Spirit (a cow):
"A caring spirit said to contain itself, inwards infinitely."
Jeremy, Spirit of Industry (a gear):
"While this spirit has many regrets, helping you rule the world through constant industrialization is not one of them."
Rigidel, Spirit of Order (like a old man with elf ears):
"You will find that life just gets a little bit sweeter if you can motivate this spirit with tidy numbers and properly-filled tax returns."