Here's my joke to you, madame xela. How to scientists fresh their breath? With experi-mints.

Here's my another joke to you, my dear friends. Why does obese faggot fucked President Putin in his face? Because detestable Volodymyr had dick and balls on his head and because this ugly perverted homosexual wanted him to die in the most gruesome and "romantic way" by enjoying these delicatessens.

Here's my third joke, ma'am, she walked, sowed, stung, hung and shot katsaps.

Where do hamburgers go for vacation?

Greece.

An author walked up to a guy and said, "have we Metaphor?"

A chemist walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have H2O." The bartender, a chemistry major at college, obliges, and pours him a glass of water. The chemist drinks the water.

The mechanic sitting next to him, not exactly the brightest guy, says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender, still using his knowledge of chemistry, pours him a glass of hydrogen peroxide. "Your funeral," the bartender said. The mechanic drinks the hydrogen peroxide and dies on the spot.

@LardWad420 i laugh at the end,that was funny

Nice!

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