I picked Portal To My Fantasies. Here is the reason:
1). I don't have any superpowers so I won't feel safe going to a fantasy place. i would be just a normal human in a merciless fantasy world where my life expectancy is low.
2). I am lazy. Like I would rather just sit and watch anime then go adventuring in a fantasy world if I don't have my powers.
3). i don't think I can resist the other options. Besides I am scared that someone would use the Nigh-Omnipotent Item by accident or discover it's powers. A sex deity living with me will just make my parents kill me and the most delicious food is very tempting, more than fantasy portals.