My lawyer advised me to not finish this joke

You better heed his advice then

“English or Spanish?”

I choose pig latin.

@FeRNdawg626 “oeverwhay ovesmay irstfay isyay aygay. idday ouyay eallyray inkthay ouyay ouldcay escapeyay?”

????

Translation: “whoever moves first is gay. Did you really think you could escape?“

Was wäre, wenn ich weder das eine noch das andere wäre?

@Definitelynotrichardthewild hit em with the nuh uh and walk away happy as fuck, which could also be referred to as a gay mood. I'd be gay to move after the nuh uh because I'd feel happy.