Altho the wishes which it grants are mediocre i’d take it.
Better than nothing
Agreed!
Lets say… you wished for a new sports car?
Scp-1990 gives you:
a used 2001 Toyota Corolla parked in the facility parking lot, with a noticeable amount of rust, over 150,000 miles on the odometer, and a cracked windshield.
Thats a example
How about an Omnipotent superpower?
If someone were to wish for "omnipotent powers" using SCP-1990, given the object's tendency to provide only mediocre versions of wishes, it's unlikely the result would be true omnipotence. Instead, SCP-1990 would likely grant a much weaker or more limited version of the wish, possibly with a twist or downside that reflects its mediocre nature.
### Possible Outcomes:
1. **Limited or Comically Ineffective Powers:** The subject might wake up with a minor, largely useless ability — such as being able to levitate objects weighing no more than a feather, or the ability to conjure small amounts of water but only enough to fill a teaspoon.
2. **Superpowers with Severe Restrictions:** The subject could receive superpowers with significant limitations. For example, they might have the power to fly, but only a few inches above the ground and for no more than 10 seconds at a time, or the power of invisibility, but only when no one is looking.
3. **Powers with Unexpected Side Effects:** The subject might receive a seemingly omnipotent power, but it could come with strange or undesirable side effects. For example, they might gain the ability to instantly teleport anywhere — but only once a day, and the location is randomly chosen each time.
4. **A Weak Form of Mind Control:** They could receive a form of mind control, but it only works on very simple-minded creatures, like insects, or only for a few seconds.
5. **An Object that Mimics Omnipotence:** SCP-1990 could produce an item, such as a toy magic wand or a "superpower handbook," which claims to grant omnipotent powers but actually does nothing of significance.
6. **An Illusion of Power:** The subject might believe they have received omnipotent powers, but it’s actually a hallucination or illusion — a trick of their mind. They might behave as though they have powers, but nothing would actually happen.
### Conclusion:
In line with SCP-1990's history, any wish for "omnipotent powers" would almost certainly be granted in a way that is underwhelming, trivial, or otherwise not at all what one would expect from true omnipotence. While SCP-1990 is technically safe, it wouldn't truly provide the intended wish and would be more likely to result in humorous or frustrating outcomes.
This is what chatgpt said cuz idk what would happen so i asked chatgpt who was aware of scp-1990
Is there any way to juke it?
What do you think?