WHAT SICK IRONY IS THIS?! https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Powerless_Superhero

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Well... This is really odd. I never expected a scenario like this to happen. I choose to fight Bruce Banner and then afterwards get the power to control over conditional powers. Considering Bruce Banner needs to meet a condition to turn into the Hulk, I can just depower him!

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So is this just like a eldrick physiology will i even be able to fight?

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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Stupidity_Inducement

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I think Wayne is the obvious choice here (with respect to the power I got).

Large Space Maneuvering

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...what?

Yeah I’m reroling

Sweat GenerationSuperpower Wiki

Better i guess? I’ll take Wayne

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Banner. I bet he tastes like green apple jolly ranchers.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Glycopoeia

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