@Captain Slumber You speak like you're an offspring of Eve. Someone who has bitten into the forbidden fruit and you have took in those same instincts. I can only commend your bravery to saying this out loud but still retain disgust.
I wish you the best in continuing on your tantric path filled with bottles of lotion and lust.
@Neosaiyan7 jokes on you an ad popped up so even though I'm on mobile it didnt work, also on computer just hover your mouse over a link and you can see where it leads