@Temporal (Zen-El) you can only answer a few if you want.

I know. But total brain rot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This or in general?

How do you react to the man approaching you from the corner of the room?

I turn around like an anime character calmly trying to aura farm.

How do you react to him touching your forehead?

Bro who the F are you?! Don't touch me!

How do you react to your body melting?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM I DYING!??!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you react to the monkey on the ceiling?

Bro who is that monkey and when did it come here!??!

How do you react to you new thread, magnet and record manipulation abilities?

Wait how did I get these!??!!!

How do you react to waking up in the woods?

Oh I don't like where this is goin. Where am I?!

What do you do about the white substance on your bum?

Try to get rid of it

I have no idea what the context is behind this post

@Abdalla1234 There is no context, that’s the point.

I see

How do you react to the man approaching you from the corner of the room?

I would wonder if I know this guy

How do you react to him touching your forehead?

Surprised and ask him what are you doing?

How do you react to your body melting?

How do you react to the monkey on the ceiling?

How do you react to you new thread, magnet and record manipulation abilities?

How do you react to waking up in the woods?

What do you do about the white substance on your bum?

How do you react to the man approaching you from the corner of the room?

I'll be concerned and confused

How do you react to him touching your forehead?

I be creeped out and jokingly ask him why he did such a weird thing

How do you react to your body melting?

I'll try to kill the man in my last minutes

How do you react to the monkey on the ceiling?

I'M FUCKING DYING, THERE IS NO TIME REACTING TO A MONKEY, THIS IS HOW I'M GOING TO SPEND MY LAST MOMENTS, DISTRACTED BY A MONKEY!!!

How do you react to you new thread, magnet and record manipulation abilities?

OH GREAT, WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED, AND I'M GOING TO DIE, SUCH A FUCKING WASTE

How do you react to waking up in the woods?

I be glad to not be dead, but definitely feel lost

What do you do about the white substance on your bum?

I'll go to the authorities first to see if it's a sign of smuggling drugs, then go to a Doctor for health problems

How do you react to the man approaching you from the corner of the room?

"Ummm what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?!"

How do you react to him touching your forehead?

What are you? some kind a sickness detector causes I'm perfectly fine

How do you react to your body melting?

Nooooo! oh my god I'm melting I'm melting, oh what a cruel end for me, now I can see why that Witch of Oz feels...

How do you react to the monkey on the ceiling?

Either it references to the Wizard of Oz, or I find it "WTF moment"

How do you react to your new thread, magnet and record manipulation abilities?

Honestly, I preferred Absolute Superpower Creation than these odd set of powers that man granted to me

How do you react to waking up in the woods?

Fuckin hell man could've at least put me into abandoned bunker or mansion, now I'm inside a god damn Cocytus for goodness gracious!

What do you do about the white substance on your bum?

Doctor: So, to put it lightly of your circumstances of your POV, you were chilling at home watching various gameplays to "indulge" knowledge of many fandoms and fictional worlds. You were suddenly met with that man out of nowhere, casually approached you, touched your forehead with a finger that somehow make you "melted into puddles", seeing monkey standing upside down by the ceiling, and long time later you passed out in the woods whilst having three manipulation-type powers of Thread, Magnet, and Record. And right now, you're asking me what this white substance is?

Me: Yeah

Doctor: *Examining the white substance and identified it* Unfortunately to you mate... that is a Male Jizz... so yeah that man you recalled has assaulted you...

Me:

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