Absolute Summoning

Confiscated photograph of an SCP-33837-1 instance.

Item #: SCP-33837

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: All public knowledge of SCP-33837 is to be suppressed. All mentions of SCP-33837 on the Internet are to be expunged by Foundation web-crawlers as soon as possible. All physical evidence of SCP-33837’s existence is to be located, confiscated, and subsequently sent to the nearest Foundation containment facilities.

When SCP-33837 is at perihelion (1), media blackout protocols are to be in effect to prevent the discovery of the anomaly. All individuals unaware of the anomalous who observe SCP-33837 during said anomaly’s perihelion are to be located, administered amnestics, and then released subsequently.

Description: SCP-33837 is a large, comet-like astronomical body, with a nucleus of exactly 103.8 kilometers in diameter, that currently orbits the Sun at an average speed of 313.13 km/s. SCP-33837 is primarily composed of ices, dust, and metals, with the anomaly generating over 4,550 kilograms of numerous gases every 0.8 seconds (800 milliseconds). SCP-33837 completes a singular rotation every 12 hours, and SCP-33837 is at perihelion at a distance of exactly 0.950 astronomical units (AU) from the Sun. SCP-33837, additionally, generates and reflects excess amounts of visible light with wavelengths anywhere from 390 nanometers to 530 nanometers.

SCP-33837 is readily visible when viewed on the surface of the planet Earth during SCP-33837’s perihelion. SCP-33837’s anomalous properties manifest when the anomaly is at their perihelion, whereupon over 100,000,000+ humanoids, designated as SCP-33837-1, will manifest across the surface of the planet Earth, with very high concentrations of said humanoids between latitudes 30°N and 30°S on the planet Earth.

SCP-33837-1 instances vary in physical appearance, though all are described to look either or both “ugly”, “funny”, and “hilarious”, with many of said instances constantly grinning as well as all having low-pitched male voices too. All instances of SCP-33837-1 are entirely intangible and weightless, with all attempts at making physical contact with them having failed. Each SCP-33837-1 instance possesses the capabilities of both replicating and summoning absolutely everything and absolutely anything with absolutely no exceptions, flaws, limits, nor absolutely any limitations at all.

Upon manifesting, all instances of SCP-33837-1 will proceed to approach the nearest individuals part of any/all marginalized groups, before said SCP-33837-1 instances will subsequently replicate and/or summon an excess amount of bouquets of flowers of a variety of species before telekinetically moving them, gently, towards said marginalized individuals. Upon the marginalized individuals having said bouquets of flowers given to them by instances of SCP-33837-1, said SCP-33837-1 instances will then demanifest, with the targeted subjects always grinning in silence gleefully for extended periods of time unless spoken to by others after this.

Addendum 33837.1: On 12/21/2025, at exactly 00:00:00 UTC and during SCP-33837’s perihelion, 315 instances of SCP-33837-1 (2) manifested in one of the beaches of Bora Bora, French Polynesia, with all of said instances cracking their knuckles before calmly uttering the phrase “Thank goodness the days are getting longer” in low-pitched male voices. Following this, each of said SCP-33837-1 instances demanifested after 8 minutes of total silence and motionlessness.

Further investigation regarding this event is ongoing.

Addendum 33837.2: Notable Photographs of SCP-33837-1 Instances

Foreword: The following are confiscated photographs of SCP-33837-1 instances taken by either civilians or said SCP-33837-1 instances themselves between the years 2013 and 2019. None of the photographs have been edited nor tampered in any way nor form.

Subject Designation: SCP-33837-1-ENCKE

Notable Details of Subject: Subject has enlarged lips and a voice recently and universally likened to that of Asmodeus’ portrayal from the 2023 film/movie The Pope’s Exorcist. Subject has been known to be capable of flying at speeds of Mach 10 and faster.

Subject Designation: SCP-33837-1-HALLEY

Notable Details of Subject: Subject is capable of generating extremely intense amounts of energy, heat, light, and radiation from their body at will when exposed to warm weather. Subject is also capable of firing high-intensity, superheated light beams from their eyes at will.

Subject Designation: SCP-33837-1-CHURYUMOV-GERASIMENKO

Notable Details of Subject: Subject is capable of releasing extremely powerful heat blasts, heat bursts, and heat pulses from their body at will which are capable of igniting absolutely all liquid water exposed to said heat.

Subject Designation: SCP-33837-1-BORRELLY

Notable Details of Subject: Subject is capable of generating extremely intense lightning storms at will.

Subject Designation: SCP-33837-1-HALE-BOPP

Notable Details of Subject: Subject is always capable of traveling at faster-than-light (1 c+) speeds at will. Subject also possesses Category-5 electrokinetic capabilities as well.

Subject Designation: SCP-33837-1-NEOWISE

Notable Details of Subject: Subject is capable of generating highly powerful shockwaves via clapping their hands. Subject is also capable of instantaneous teleportation to absolutely any locations, with absolutely no exceptions, within baseline reality.

Subject Designation: SCP-33837-1-TEMPEL

Notable Details of Subject: Subject is capable of generating over 4,543,000,000+ volts of electricity and electrical energy at will. Subject can also create physical items out of electricity and electrical energy at will as well.

Footnotes:

1. The point in the orbit of an astronomical body at which they are closest to another astronomical body, such as a star, like the Sun.

2. Said instances were the only SCP-33837-1 instances present on the planet Earth’s surface during 21st December, 2025.

⚠️CONTENT WARNING⚠️: This article contains mentions of infanticide, sodomy, and other mature content. Reader discretion is advised.

Item #: SCP-31879

Object Class: Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All public knowledge of SCP-31879 is to be subjected to standard Foundation information suppression protocols.

A small Foundation outpost, designated as Outpost Oceanos, has been established in Nusakova Island in order to observe SCP-31879’s behavior for any changes. All observed changes to SCP-31879’s behavior are to be reported to the on-site lead researcher immediately and the SCP-31879 document will be updated accordingly.

Description: SCP-31879 is an amalgamated thought-form entity (1), capable of assuming a physical, albeit intangible form, that almost exclusively manifests in Nusakova Island, Solomon Islands. SCP-31879, in this form, assumes the physical form of an adult male Homo sapiens in his early 40s with a height of 189.95 centimeters, short black hair, blue eyes, and no facial hair at all, with the entity being always observed to wear a naval sailor’s outfit corresponding to those worn by the United States Navy during World War 2 (WW2).

SCP-31879 has a low-pitched male voice, and is capable of at-will, effortless, flawless replication and summoning of absolutely everything and absolutely anything with absolutely no exceptions at all, with the anomaly also possessing the capability to absorb, control, generate, and manipulate water to a significant extent as well as the capability to absorb any explosions, heat, lightning, smoke, and shockwaves into their own body permanently in order to enhance/increase their durability, speed, and strength for extended periods of time.

SCP-31879’s behavior has primarily consisted of the anomaly asking individuals that approach them the items, both non-living and living, that said individuals currently want to have permanently. If answered, SCP-31879 will replicate and/or summon any items currently wanted to have by the aforementioned individuals, including both non-living and living ones, with items that are too large being contained, in the form of pure digital computer data, within naval-themed USB flash drives summoned by SCP-31879, and after this, SCP-31879 will proceed to, in total silence, walk away until demanifesting subsequently.

SCP-31879’s secondary behavior occurs if the anomaly is approached by any individuals known to have caused, in any way or form, mild to severe damage to any natural ecosystems of the planet Earth. If approached by such individuals, SCP-31879 will proceed to always utter the phrase “You shall pay for what you’ve done” before subsequently ceasing intangibility and then pummeling the aforementioned individuals to death until their heads are entirely destroyed, with SCP-31879 cackling maniacally in glee during this before demanifesting after having killed their victims.

Addendum 31879.1: On April 22nd, 2025, at exactly 12:00:00 UTC, SCP-31879 was observed to manifest close to the exact geographical center of Nusakova Island before SCP-31879 subsequently summoned over 5,000 seeds of a variety of plant species native to the Solomon Islands. SCP-31879 then subsequently sowed each seed into the soil of Nusakova Island, watered each seed with said anomaly’s hydrokinetic capabilities, before SCP-31879 then uttered the phrase “This is your gift, planet Earth. I hope you enjoy this.” SCP-31879 then demanifested subsequently after this.

All of said aforementioned seeds have, as of the writing of this article, germinated into healthy plants observed to be capable of producing much more oxygen (O) than normal. Further investigation is ongoing.

Addendum 31879.2: On December 1st, 2025, at exactly 12:00:00 UTC, SCP-31879 was observed to teleport from Nusakova Island to the beach of Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur, New Mexico whereupon SCP-31879 summoned an M4 carbine assault rifle.

Upon summoning the weapon, SCP-31879 proceeded to wander around the entire location in an apparent attempt to find ecocidal individuals. SCP-31879 then successfully located three individuals, identified as the outdoor YouTuber [REDACTED] and said outdoor YouTuber’s wife and infant son, whereupon SCP-31879 proceeded to bludgeon all three of them to death with said anomaly’s M4 carbine assault rifle as the anomaly cackled quietly, albeit maniacally during this.

SCP-31879 then repeated this behavior, over the course of 12 hours, with several other outdoor YouTubers, all known to have deliberately damaged natural ecosystems as well as having caused the deaths of animals. Examples during the aformentioned 12-hour course have included [REDACTED] Gray, who was known for being a self-proclaimed “slayer of otters”, with said outdoor YouTuber having his neck snapped by SCP-31879 before having his corpse sodomized by said anomaly, as well as the ████ family, who were known to, in multiple instances, to catch father otters and mother otters as well as their pups before killing them for food, with SCP-31879 having killed the family by blowing up their residence, using explosives, while said family was present inside.

After having killed each outdoor YouTuber, SCP-31879 proceeded to teleport back to Nusakova Island before summoning a steel sign with the phrase “And this was for planet Earth” written on said steel sign in blue-colored Arial Narrow text. SCP-31879 then subsequently sat down and apparently meditated for an additional 12 hours next to the aforementioned steel sign before demanifesting.

Footnotes:

1. Also known as a “tulpa”. Efforts to locate SCP-31879’s creator are currently ongoing.

Item #: SCP-31875

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-31875, along with their loved ones, are to be contained at their site of discovery, Provisional Site-888, which was formerly the basement of SCP-31875’s home in Cabo San Lucas. SCP-31875’s home has been purchased by a Foundation front company.

Description: SCP-31875 refers to a 14-year-old African-American male who measures 211.88 centimeters in height, and weighs 39.85 kilograms. SCP-31875 has significantly elongated arms and legs as well as an equally elongated torso while being significantly emaciated, and the anomaly has entirely white sclerae while completely lacking any irises nor pupils. SCP-31875’s feet have also been elongated to an extreme extent, with the subject being digitigrade as a result, and SCP-31875 has, prior to Foundation containment, been professionally diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD). SCP-31875 also possesses abnormally high levels of testosterone (C₁₉H₂₈O₂), at over 4,500 ng/dL, and SCP-31875 maintains a constant internal body temperature of exactly 313.13 Kelvin.

SCP-31875 possesses the capability to both replicate and summon absolutely everything as well as absolutely anything with absolutely no exceptions, with the anomaly’s capabilities lacking any flaws whatsoever. SCP-31875 also possesses the at-will capability of causing their ADHD to assume a corporeal and physical, albeit entirely intangible and entirely weightless form, which SCP-31875 has used at seemingly random intervals for extended periods of time.

In this form, SCP-31875’s ADHD assumes the physical form of a multicolored, 208.55-centimeter-tall female humanoid entity with sunken, highly luminous, completely white eyes without any irises nor pupils as well as an elongated, crooked nose that has been described, by Foundation personnel, to be like that of a “witch”. Said subject’s chest is flat, due to a lack of breasts, but the subject has significantly widened hips, and SCP-31875’s ADHD, in this form, constantly levitates and cannot make any physical contact with any matter at all, but still has high-level telekinetic properties; with them being capable of lifting and moving matter without making any physical contact.

When sapient subjects enter a 8.88-meter radius of SCP-31875, SCP-31875 will turn to face them, and subsequently ask them which items, both non-living and living, that they want to have, with SCP-31875 speaking in a low-pitched male voice during this. If the subject answers and doesn’t ignore SCP-31875, SCP-31875 will proceed to replicate and/or summon the items that the aforementioned subjects want, with items that are too large being contained and stored, in the form of pure digital computer data, within USB flash drives summoned by SCP-31875. SCP-31875 will then proceed to give the items to the subjects while always uttering the phrase “Here you go”.

SCP-31875 always spends, when not being approached by sapient subjects, their time kneeling motionlessly in total silence within their containment area, and SCP-31875 will, sporadically, cause their ADHD to assume the aformentioned physical form, with said subject always breakdancing mid-air, in total silence, near SCP-31875 when having assumed a physical form. SCP-31875 has refused to leave the basement they are contained within, with the anomaly teleporting at will when brought out of the basement of they and their family’s residence. The reason why has yet to be determined.

Recovery Details: SCP-31875 was first brought to the attention of the Foundation on 04/21/2018 by assets embedded within local law enforcement in Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur, Mexico who were investigating SCP-31875 and their family’s residence after neighbors reported a “skinny boy” being kept within a basement for unspecified purposes. The Foundation first attempted to seize SCP-31875 covertly via Foundation operatives posing as local law enforcement officials.

While investigating the property, Foundation operatives had recovered a notebook, apparently written by SCP-31875’s older sister, from the residence’s basement. Most of the notebook’s pages were heavily filled with complex diagrams and nonsensical equations concerning occult and anomalous subjects. All legible text of the notebook is included below, with access to the original manuscript requiring Level 4 clearance in order to be viewed:

03/01/2018: Fuck yes, I’ve checked all of the ingredients and I’ve got all of them. Now my ‘lil brother Gulzar can finally become what he wants to be. Now all I have to do is cast the spell so that the liquid can activate.

03/02/2018: Ingredients: 315 milliliters of water, 103 milliliters of shower shampoo, 313 grams of table salt, 950 milliliters of liquid helium, and 20 grams of desert sand.

03/03/2018: I’ve successfully mixed all of the ingredients and subsequently cast the spell, now all I need to do is to give it to Gulzar so he can drink it.

03/03/2018: Gulzar finally fucking drinked it. I’m so fuckin’ proud of him. I’ve congratulated him with a big-as-fuck kiss. Thank god haha.

03/04/2018: Gulzar has yet to show any changes, but I’m optimistic that he’ll gain those changes.

03/05/2018: His irises and pupils vanished, but that’s okay, since this is part of what he wants to be.

03/06/2018: Gulzar’s body temperature increased, but he isn’t sick, so that’s okay for me. All I need to do is to feed him French fries so he can have his powers develop.

03/08/2018: I calculated it. Gulzar’s height increased to 175.8 centimeters, and his torso and limbs are now longer. His voice has deepened more.

03/09/2018: Gulzar finally summoned his first entity; a PS3 console for me to play with. I thank him so much ;)

03/10/2018: Gulzar has finally replicated his first item; a can of Coca-Cola for me to drink. Thank you Gulzar. ;)

03/11/2018: Gulzar’s now 189 centimeters. His limbs are now even more longer, and he looks more like a literal fucking mummy, but I don’t give a fucking fuck about this haha.

03/15/2018: Gulzar is now more skinnier and slender than ever, and I love it. His voice is now so fuckin’ deep and I congratulate him for that. Thank fucking god bro.

04/11/2018: Gulzar, out of nowhere, fuckin’ vomited an assload of steamin’ baked beans from his mouth. How fucking hilarious.

04/12/2018: Dad told me to give Gulzar some French fries to eat. He did, and subsequently, his powers appear to be have been amplified. Thank goodness.

04/13/2018: Gulzar has finally been able to replicate his iPhone. I’m proud of him.

04/14/2018: Gulzar just replicated all of his personal belongings eight times, and he also summoned a PS4 for me to play with. It shows his powers are finally beginning to develop quicker and I love that. THANK GOODNESS!!!!!!

04/15/2018: YES, HE FINALLY CLONED THE G.I JOE ACTION FIGURE I WANTED FOR SO LONG SINCE I’M ONE HELL OF A TOMBOY. I’M SO PROUD OF HIM!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

04/16/2018: OH THANK FUCKING GOODNESS HE JUST SUMMONED 1,000,000 DOLLARS TO BUY WHAT I WANT AND HE REPLICATED MY DAD’S PICKUP TRUCK. I’M SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD OF HIM!!!!!!!

04/18/2018: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HE LITERALLY GAVE ME ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES TO PLAY, UNIVERSE SANDBOX 2, BY SUMMONING HIM. I LOVE YOU GULZAR!!!!!!!!!!

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04/20/2018: He’s finally what he wants to be.

Item #: SCP-13280

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-13280’s containment area is to be kept at a constant air temperature of exactly 0.1 Kelvin. All entrances leading to SCP-13280’s containment area are to be entirely sealed shut via welding, and all Foundation personnel are strictly prohibited from entering SCP-13280’s containment area.

All subjects infected with SCP-13280 are to be contained within separate modified humanoid containment cells at Site-17, with all Foundation personnel entering said containment cells being strictly forced to wear protective equipment when doing so. All known samples of SCP-13280 outside of Foundation containment are to be immediately located and confiscated before being subsequently sent to the nearest possible Foundation containment facilities.

Description: SCP-13280 is a species of anomalous, human-specific pathogenic archaeon that is similar, in all aspects, to Halobacterium salinarum, but possesses a genome two (2) times larger than that of H. salinarum. SCP-13280 is also an extremophile capable of permanently surviving extreme temperatures, near-perfect vacuums, acids with an acidity of 0.1 pH and below, and pressures exceeding 20,000 PSI. SCP-13280 is exclusively waterborne, and can be spread via contact with the bodily fluids of infected subjects.

The initial, temporary symptoms of SCP-13280 consist only of mild nausea, profuse sweating, intense shivering, a fever exceeding 313 Kelvin, and frequent, intense sneezing. However, after roughly twelve (12) hours since initial exposure, SCP-13280, will, via a poorly-understood anomalous method, permanently give the infected subjects the capability to summon absolutely everything and absolutely anything without absolutely any exceptions, flaws, limits, nor absolutely any limitations at all, with this being entirely permanent and completely irreversible.

SCP-13280-infected subjects, shortly after becoming aware of their anomalous abilities, will often proceed to summon an excess amount of items that they currently want to have, and it’s unknown if this is a compulsive urge or merely a natural reaction. Infected subjects, in many cases, have been known to engage in hoarding, with their homes having subsequently been heavily cluttered with items and heavily crowded with living subjects that they want to have.

Addendum-01: Due to SCP-13280 never negatively affecting infected subjects, SCP-500 is entirely unable to reverse SCP-13280’s symptoms, and SCP-13280-infected subjects also exhibit highly enhanced physical strength, durability, and speed after being infected by SCP-13280.

Addendum-02: Experiment Log

Foreword: In order to test the capabilities of subjects infected by SCP-13280, a single D-Class personnel infected with SCP-13280 (D-13280-313) was instructed to summon multiple different items over the course of multiple months. The following are the five most notable examples of said experiments.

Date: 03/01/2025

Procedure: D-13280-313 was instructed to summon an iPhone 5c.

Result: D-13280-313 successfully summoned an iPhone 5c with a blue-colored case. Subject’s request to keep the item was accepted.

Date: 04/22/2025

Procedure: D-13280-313 was ordered to summon two juvenile Lontra canadensis otters (one male and one female).

Result: D-13280-313 was able to summon one male L. canadensis otter and one female L. canadensis otter, with both being early juveniles. D-13280-313 himself proceeded to embrace both subjects silently as both otters fell asleep quickly. D-13280-313 was allowed to keep both otters indefinitely.

Date: 06/05/2025

Procedure: D-13280-313 was requested to summon one of his favorite books

Result: D-13280-313 successfully managed to summon a copy of the book Molecular Quantum Mechanics by Peter Atkins. Subject was allowed to keep the item as his own.

Date: 11/13/2025

Procedure: D-13280-313 was commanded to summon one of his wants/wishes.

Result: D-13280-313 proceeded to successfully summon a large intermediate bulk container (IBC) entirely filled with constantly warm (approx. 305 Kelvin) saline water inhabited by multiple mouthbrooding male Opistognathus aurifrons jawfishes (1). D-13280-313 then proceeded to remark on how “cute” and “adorable” the “dads” and “their babies” were. Said IBC is currently under D-13280-313’s possession.

Addendum-03: Interview Log

Date: 11/13/2017

Location of Interview: Site-305 Interview Room #103

Interviewer: Dr. Justin Petrovich

Interviewee: D-13280-315

Foreword: Interview took place shortly after SCP-13280’s official documentation by the SCP Foundation. D-13280-315 was interviewed by Dr. Petrovich since the subject was one of the first documented SCP-13280 infectees, and was so for multiple (approx. 3) decades.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Petrovich: Hello, D-13280-315. Do you know any information about SCP-13280’s origins?

D-13280-315: (cracks his knuckles) Yes doc, I do.

Dr. Petrovich: Good, so what’s the information in question?

D-13280-315: During the eighties, scientists at a laboratory owned by the Manna Charitable Foundation had genetically engineered a pathogen which allowed their hosts to summon the essential supplies needed to prevent emergency situations from worsening. It was successful, and the pathogen, designated by the MCF as “Archaeon X-110”, was released into the water supplies of multiple small, drought-affected rural villages across the planet Earth. I happened to be exposed to the pathogen by drinking contaminated water after visiting one of these villages during one of my traveling adventures.

D-13280-315: I loved my new powers, and I was, indeed, proud of the MCF.

Dr. Petrovich: What else?

D-13280-315: That’s all I have to say. Now inform the others about what I’ve said.

Dr. Petrovich: Okay then, promised.

D-13280-315: Thank you.

Dr. Petrovich: You’re welcome.

<End Log>

Addendum-04: SCP-13280 has been shown to indefinitely extend the lifespans of all infected subjects, with SCP-13280 also entirely and permanently reversing the symptoms of Alzheimer’s as well. Use of SCP-13280 as anti-Alzheimer’s treatment is pending approval.

Addendum-05: On 8th December, 2025, at roughly 04:30:00 UTC, Foundation satellites in orbit around the dwarf planet Pluto as well as Jupiter’s moon Callisto detected an intergalactic radio wave which originated from beyond the Milky Way galaxy. Said transmission consisted of morse code faintly accompanied by waterfall noises and birds chirping. The morse code, once decoded and translated, said the following phrase in American English:

“We want the gift from your watery little planet called Earth. Give us the gift, now.”

Further investigation regarding this message is ongoing.

Footnotes:

1. Said IBC was equipped with an aerator, a filtration device, and a heat pump.

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You get the multiverse pass and can go anywhere without restrictions. You can also summon anything to you without restrictions. You can use the multiverse pass as much as you want with no diminish in its power.

Where would you go?

What would you summon?

How is absolute summoning any different from absolute creation in terms of summoning anything from imagination and nonexistence? It sounds the same to me.

Item #: SCP-33292

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: As of July 12th, 2025, SCP-33292’s current location is unknown, and all attempts at locating SCP-33292 have failed. Containment is to focus on the administration of amnestics to civilians when necessary in the event of SCP-33292’s manifestation and subsequent presence. All information regarding SCP-33292 outside of the Veil, whether physical and/or digital, is to be located and suppressed as soon as possible.

Description: SCP-33292 is an 18-year-old African-American male Homo sapiens who was formerly named Maxwell Bohr. SCP-33292 measures 184.8 centimeters in height, weighs 89 kilograms, has short black hair, and has brown eyes.

SCP-33292’s anomalous properties manifest in their ability to summon absolutely everything and absolutely anything without absolutely any exceptions, flaws, limits, nor absolutely any limitations. Absolutely everything that is summoned by SCP-33292 is under the aforementioned anomaly’s own control, and absolutely everything that’s summoned by SCP-33292 cannot turn against nor disobey the aforementioned anomaly.

SCP-33292 was extremely prone to containment breaches, as he was capable of summoning items, particularly those from video games, films/movies, and television shows/television series, that allowed him to teleport to vast distances with little to no resources. In all recorded cases, SCP-33292 had breached containment in order to find a location wherein he would make physical contact with grasses; when asked about the reason why, SCP-33292 would always state that he had “played too much Raid: Shadow Legends”.

Addendum-01: Discovery

SCP-33292 was discovered on 03/01/2019 when Foundation agents were dispatched to a home in Miami, Florida after multiple local reports of “a black boy summoning an excess amount of highly valuable items”. Agents were able to find and apprehend SCP-33292 and their older sister as well as their father before sending all three of them to Site-17 for containment. All civilian witnesses were administered amnestics and then released after this.

Addendum-02: A Very Brief Interview

Date: 03/03/2019

Location: Site-17 Interview Room #238

Interviewer: Dr. Brian Rutherford

Interviewed: SCP-33292

<Begin Log>

Dr. Rutherford: Hey friend, how are you doing?

SCP-33292: Fine, not kidding. I’m glad I’ve got my dad and big sister with me. I love ‘em both.

Dr. Rutherford: Good then.

SCP-33292: Look doc, I summoned two baby otters.

SCP-33292 proceeds to summon two newborn female otter pups, one sea otter (Enhydra lutris) and one Lontra canadensis otter. SCP-33292 then proceeds to gently embrace both female otter pups in complete silence. Both female pups are later collected for containment at Bio Habitat 118.

SCP-33292: Otters are the cutest. I love them so much along with amphibians and other animals as well.

Dr. Rutherford: Nice to hear, SCP-33292. I also have a soft spot for otters.

Dr. Rutherford: See you later kid.

SCP-33292: See you later too doc.

<End Log>

Addendum-03: Containment Breaches

On numerous different ocassions, SCP-33292 was able to breach containment, either by summoning an item to teleport out of Site-17, or by summoning an item to brute-force through security measures which were installed at the facility. These items have included multiple known anomalies, as well as items from films/movies, video games, and television shows/television shows. After each breach of containment, SCP-33292 would attempt to make physical contact with grasses in locations and places such as parks and grasslands.

SCP-33292 would continue to breach containment and subsequently make physical contact with grasses after traveling to locations and places with grasses present, and these containment breaches became increasingly more frequent. However, during each time when SCP-33292 was located, captured, and subsequently sent back to Site-17, the anomaly displayed no signs of resistance, with the anomaly insisting that he had “touched enough grass and felt enough relief from the brain damage caused by playing Raid: Shadow Legends”.

Addendum-04: Non-Exhaustive List of Entities and Items Summoned by SCP-33292

The following is a list of entities and items which have been summoned by SCP-33292 between March 3rd, 2020 and July 10th, 2025. All of these entities and items were discovered within SCP-33292’s containment cell, and these entities and items include:

• The Earth-120703 Maxwell Dillon/Electro.

• Multiple different types of subatomic particles, such as protons, kaons, muons, electron neutrinos, muon neutrinos, tau neutrinos, pions, gluons, W bosons, Z bosons, Higgs bosons, tauons, and multiple other types of subatomic particles.

• A variety of Natural Habitat Shorts characters, including Albie, Batrick, Lisa, the Honey Badger, absolutely all of the otters, absolutely all of the axolotls, and others as well.

• Multiple Killer Klowns from the Killer Klowns from Outer Space franchise. Said Killer Klowns are entirely non-hostile.

• The physicist Brian Cox himself.

• Etcetera.

Absolutely all of the summoned entities and items were subsequently banished by SCP-33292 himself after being requested to do so by Foundation personnel.

Addendum-05: Incident Log

On July 12th, 2025, SCP-33292 was observed by security cameras to stand up in their containment cell, and subsequently begin emitting extremely high amounts of energy, heat, light, and radiation. SCP-33292 as well as their older sister and father remained entirely unaffected by this, and were even observed to grin maniacally in complete silence during this, with their irises and pupils having shrinked considerably.

As SCP-33292 continued emitting energy, heat, light, and radiation, Site-17’s lockdown procedures were initiated, and all on-site personnel, as well as all of the other anomalies contained at the aforementioned facility, were quickly and subsequently evacuated. After 8 minutes, SCP-33292, along with their older sister and father, had demanifested in a 45-tons-of-TNT explosion to another, unknown location. The resulting explosion had entirely destroyed Site-17, and the resulting electromagnetic pulse (EMP) from the aforementioned explosion had disrupted and damaged equipment as far as 950 kilometers away from said explosion.

50 minutes after the conclusion of the event, a single, blue-colored A4 paper sheet was discovered 1 kilometer from where Site-17 was formerly located in. Written on said paper sheet was the phrase “Let our grass-touching adventures begin!”. The paper sheet soon disintegrated into ashes after being found by Foundation personnel. Locating SCP-33292 and their two relatives has been considered top-priority, given the aforementioned anomaly’s powers.

Tell me how you would go about bringing magic into the real world. Suffusion of magic into the world changed some of the people, plants and animals but you cannot have the same idea as the person above you and go...

If you could summon these human drugs what additional changes would you add to them?

You have Absolute Summoning. You can summon anything and everything you can think of. Now you need a style in which you summon things. Examples: The things you summon being form from metallic cubes before they stabilize, forming out of dust, appearing after a lightning strike.

What does your typical summoning look like?

And, obviously, what are you summoning?