I know you guys and gals wanted me to talk about Builderneer first, who I'll still talk about eventually, but I wanted to show y'all how I will be doing and illustrating this roster of weirdoes and who better than a test dummy?
Take it away Chrono! ....He's quite an interesting character....
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NARRATED BY: PRINCIPAL CHRONO
"WHAT'S UP B****ES! Welcome all ladies and gents, aliens, primates and all things NOT human! I go by many names, but YOU can call me Principal Chrono! I am the principal and God of this fine education establishment made to teach youngsters everything they need to become future awesome ass-kickers....or superheroes if you wanna be a sad excuse of a bore like any of those things I deal with at lunch meetings, but anyway, welcome to AK Academy!"
"For today, let's talk about these wonderful genetic experiments that I call "superhumans", starting....with Dan. .....Yay.....this is the very first superhuman I have SUCCESSFULLY created, a bland punching bag with NO personality known as Dan The Tutorial Guy!"
"You know how practically every game has a tutorial or boring instruction manual that no one ever reads? Dan is made to be that, a tutorial guy! What is he made for?"
"Well, dear readers, he's made to be a crash test dummy to which I test new weapons and powers on along with showing off how certain other things work! Let's get to that yeah?"
"For starters, there's the dynamic pose. You know, the way you stand or present to yourself that isn't a damn T-Pose(I will haunt you if you do that) or a boring static pose. See? There he is, committing the ultimate crime of expressing personality(Me damn it Dan....) by somehow eating popcorn! How does he do that with a dummy face? Who knows and who cares! ....Giving credits to them colors though......anywho, next to the dynamic pose, there's the number AND super awesome name of the superhuman in question JUST so you know who they are!"
"Last and certainly not least, there's a smaller model where you can feast your eyes on the superhuman in all their glory without missing nor blocking any details!"
"To sum it up for those not reading, here's what you need to know!"
NAME: Dan The Tutorial Guy
NUMBER: 001
PERSONALITY: What personality? He's a dummy!
POWER-UP: The ability to take any form of damage and be virtually indestructible!
"Got all that? Great! Hope you stick around and see what I have to offer with these random weirdoes! Now if you excuse me, I gotta go and teach Dan how to not have any personality! GET OVER HERE DAN!"
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Mr.O POV
Damn, what a guy....and I hope all goes well for Dan. Anywho, any thoughts? Any part of this whole ordeal that you like? Would YOU like to see more of this and also more of our "spectacular" host?
Let me know! I won't bite.
