Last Time on PSF
Purugaret was found dead, and her spirit possessed a nearby car. She was eating a cannoli and choked on it after the guy in the car where her soul resided honked his horn at another vehicle. The surprise caused her to swallow her meal whole and get stuck in her throat. The man found a chuck of a strange meteorite at the park and wanted to sell it.
Purugaret (Thought): "I died because this jerkwad scared me. I wish I could teach him a lesson he'll never forget."
Immediately, the car was covered with ectoplasm, and the steering wheel became inoperable. The man crashed into a fire hydrate. He grabbed the rock and tried to leave, but Purugaret possessed his sneakers and gunked them up. The man was stuck in place until the police arrived and arrested him for reckless driving.
Man: "I am telling ya. The car was covered in slime, and then it got my shoes!"
Purugaret got her venges for her death, but now that she was dead, she cannot get venges on the rebel that hospitalized her beloved empress. She guessed she needed to find her successor, like how Morazzley picked her after he died. But before that, she felt warmth and a stunning pain. She saw a bright light before waking up in her body. A paramedic managed to dislodge her cannoli, and she started to breathe again.
Purugaret: "Gasp...
Paramedic: "Thank heavens. Take it easy. You were dead for like 10 minutes. It is a miracle that you are alive."
Purugaret: "Oh, man!"
Paramedic: "What's wrong? Stroke?"
Purugaret: "No! I got a new power, but it only works when I am dead. And it is so helpful."
Paramedic (Dragging her to the ambulance): "Okay. You need some medical attention."
Purugaret: "No. I am fine. I don't need to see a doctor. No!"
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