Name Identification

Try to come up with the the weirdest/dumbest superhero name ever and I’ll come up with the most badass superpower(I can think of) that would match the name and then you tell this hero’s origin/catchprase and also maybe appearance and fighting style if you wish

But this time around I’ve set up this rule: please no using messed or in poor taste things just comedic stuff

(I’ve decided to add lore to this and it’s a website themed because I’ve recently read hero.com by Andy Briggs)

You were surfing the internet when you came across a strange site. Its name Ascension.com seemed to be a website about comic book superheroes but you can recognize none of the heroes on it further more all the heroes seem confused. The site has this alluring nature to it as you keep scrolling an option pops up “it says wanna become a superhero and join in the adventure? Just give a hero name and we’ll decide the rest”. You think this could possibly be an online roleplay thing or maybe an ai Text story adventure either way you don’t take it seriously and input a dumb or joke name or perhaps something that doesn’t match you. Rule: please no using messed or in poor taste things just comedic stuff or things that you are not and the sudden change into it would invoke comedic reaction. However to your surprise you are suddenly changed into a character with your hero name and powers based off it the website doesn’t let you change your name. It does you let you communicate with other heroes as the more time goes by since you discovered the website the more your world becomes like a superhero story with heroes, villains, magic, aliens and other sci fi stuff popping up.

So tell me the name you put in and I will give you a super power and backstory then you tell your costume and appearance your reaction and what you do

The ability to ALWAYS be able to attack your opponents Three Times (thrice)* before they can attack you.

What would the binomial classification? (Genus and Species Name) for the Elven Species and Subspecies be?

Try to come up with the the weirdest/dumbest superhero name ever and I’ll come up with the most badass superpower(I can think of) that would match the name and then you tell this hero’s origin/catchprase

What’s the weirdest superhero name y’all can come up with tell me it but als try to come up with most badass power to match it or reverse get a weird or useless power and give it the most badass or cool name you can come up with

I've been seeing a lot of videos and media about how life goes in superhero universes specific how the people react their supernatural world like podcasts about batman and other stuff and since MatPat is YouTube after 9 more theories I think this is best time to bring up a concept he brought up when talking about Spiderman and J Jonah Jameson to remember him

You live in a superhero universe that can be preexisting or your own you make theory videos about super powered beings like heroes and villains what kind of things would you theorize about what your opinion be on the heroes and give me some the names of the videos you would make also what would be your channel name also how accurate would they be

1. Imagine if the child was named either Fortnite or Pocahontas since birth, won't that be hilarious or just plain weird and wrong?

2. Imagine what would happened if the parents named their baby "Hero or Heroine" because the parents like heroes and heroines so much, how would these names affect the child's life as he/she get older?

3. Imagine what the child's life would be like if the child was named "Chippy" as a baby, would that name make the child's life much harder as an adult?

this a parody of the superhero interview series of post I have done in the past this is mostly a joke its also a sorta reference to a poll series I made in you gain a power but become a fictional female) You live in world where people can be born with a gene the allows them to develop any kind of superpowers later in life however once they unlock there power their body will turn female and age to adulthood( if they are not already female if they were already a girl than a random non sex related physical change would occur and the age change too) they are called amazons. strangely people born without the amazon gene can develop superpowers through the usual type of event you would expect(radioactive animal bite, learning occult practices, artificial enhancement serums) but yet even then when they develop powers from said event they turn female its almost like there some sort of magic force keeping the superhuman population female.

You are in an interview for superheroines and you just got past the name bit now your are on to the costume part get a Random ability and a name to match or if you have done the first get your name and power from the same rule apply you have changed by the strange force of this world either you were male/non binary/other and have been changed into biological female or already were female(at least biologically speaking you in terms of sex not gender this a joke thing not anything political) and experienced a random change and it has effected your life quite a bit (speaking of which your character in this scenario doesn't have to be you in real life or reflect you personality gender or body so you could be a female playing male angry at this change or non binary person playing a crossdresser who no longer technically that this is again just for comedy and fun so it can be any type of person) remember this just me parodying my interview posts

(this a parody of the superhero interview series of post I have done in the past this is mostly a joke its also a sorta reference to a poll series I made in you gain a power but become a fictional female) You live in world where people can be born with a gene the allows them to develop any kind of superpowers later in life however once they unlock there power their body will turn female and age to adulthood( if they are not already female if they were already a girl than a random non sex related physical change would occur and the age change too) they are called amazons. strangely people born without the amazon gene can develop superpowers through the usual type of event you would expect(radioactive animal bite, learning occult practices, artificial enhancement serums) but yet even then when they develop powers from said event they turn female its almost like there some sort of magic force keeping the superhuman population female.

You are in an interview for superheroines describe to me how it works how you discovered it how you reacted when you discovered it how you would show it off in an interview for superheroes and I have to come up with a name for you as if I was the interviewer but as a twist for this version

get a Random ability tell how it works how you discovered it how you reacted when you discovered it how you would show it off in an interview for superheroes and I have to come up with a name for you as if I was the interviewer but as a twist for this version you have changed by the strange force of this world either you were male/non binary/other and have been changed into biological female or already were female(at least biologically speaking you in terms of sex not gender this a joke thing not anything political) and experienced a random change and it has effected your life quite a bit (speaking of which your character in this scenario doesn't have to be you in real life or reflect you personality gender or body so you could be a female playing male angry at this change or non binary person playing a crossdresser who no longer technically that this is again just for comedy and fun so it can be any type of person)

(side note I didn't mention it at the top but I'm gonna imply that the first interviewer is actually responsible for this mess somehow same rules apply I come up with a name and then proceed to the next part where you receive your costume)

(this a parody of the superhero interview series of post I have done in the past this is mostly a joke its also a sorta reference to a poll series I made in you gain a power but become a fictional female and now also y various post where I give people powers based their personality) You live in world where people can be born with a gene the allows them to develop any kind of superpowers later in life however once they unlock there power their body will turn female and age to adulthood( if they are not already female if they were already a girl than a random non sex related physical change would occur and the age change too) they are called amazons. strangely people born without the amazon gene can develop superpowers through the usual type of event you would expect(radioactive animal bite, learning occult practices, artificial enhancement serums) but yet even then when they develop powers from said event they turn female its almost like there some sort of magic force keeping the superhuman population female.

You are in an interview for superheroines describe to me how it works how you discovered it how you reacted when you discovered it how you would show it off in an interview for superheroes and I have to come up with a name for you as if I was the interviewer but as a twist for this version have changed by the strange force of this world either you were male/non binary/other and have been changed into biological female or already were female(at least biologically speaking you in terms of sex not gender this a joke thing not anything political) (usually I ask you to pick at random but this an alternate version from the main Superheroine interview) tell me who your character is in this scenario(what their personality is what they identify as what sex they were before becoming an Amazon) and I will come up with a power set sorta themed around your character it won’t a complete match for the character just the one I see the most comedic/interesting potential in and then you tell how your character discovered their power how becoming an Amazon with said power has effect their life and how they show it off I playing as the interviewer will give you a Superheroine name before sending you to the tailor who will design your costume to your specification (speaking of which your character in this scenario doesn't have to be you in real life or reflect you personality gender or body so you could be a female playing male angry at this change or non binary person playing a crossdresser who no longer technically that this is again just for comedy and fun so it can be any type of person)

You were going about your day when you found an odd looking tent in your neighborhood when you enter it you come face to face with a being known as cardbirth he manifest a stack of cards with pictures of strange beings on them and and on the back of each card in glowing neon text are names that seem to be a brief description of what’s in picture on that specific card he tells you in a otherworldly godly tone of voice that these cards are magical and that as soon as you touch one you gain the ability to summon the being on that card the being will incredible power based of it’s name and you will have complete control over it and it will grow stronger over time with care and training he then allows to take a card you can take multiple but only 4 he also tells you the being on the cards are called label spawn the cards are: (note you can also temporarily fuse them together)

Glowing Clown blacksmith

Dark ballerina

Alpha wendigo

Zinc gladiator

Were tribal witch

Blood lord

Nerve zombie

Root walker

Thundering steel

Screaming iron

Freezing copper

Burning bronze

Combusting tin

Gliding titanium

Monarch jackal

Winged mega boar

Were iron maiden

Napalm gladiator

Glacier knight

Rubber amazon

Siren dragon

Acidic samurai

Cyber wolf

Dinosaur queen

Bone king

Harpy prince

Eel princess

Burning serpent

Plant ox

Wind gladiator

Were amazon

Cyber lifeguard

Stone panda

Lava gladiator

Illusion healer

Dragon sniper

Were bow huntress

The otherworldly way he speaks makes you believe and obey him which cards do you choose what do(es) your label spawn look like what are their powers and what do you do with them also how do you react to all this

You have an encountered a being known as the mystery magician who offers you the chance to become a character in your favorite story with superhuman abilities. He gives a pile of glowing notes with different names written on them and tells you that the notes will decide your power and character in the story and then tells the to pick one and say the name of a franchise would like to be in. When you do said action you black out and wake up in the universe you chose with a body set of memories identity and power set based on both the name you chose and the franchise itself along with the characters of said franchise knowing you and believing you've always existed. The names of notes are:

Glowing Clown blacksmith

Dark ballerina

Alpha wendigo

Zinc gladiator

Were tribal witch

Blood lord

Nerve zombie

Root walker

Thundering steel

Screaming iron

Freezing copper

Burning bronze

Monarch jackal

Winged mega boar

Which name do you choose what powers and identity do you get from it which universe are you in who are in that universe how do you react and what do you do