DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THESE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!
You are really cool and I hate to say this, but have you tried taking a shower?
Are you okay? (this can be interpreted in multiple ways, but i imagined it in a caring way)
Be careful kid, you could hurt yourself on all that edge!
You're brave enough to say "poopcock" in a world of peacock and i appreciate that. I also like incubi
Either you're 11 years old or a genuine threat to society
I know your secrets
I feel like you'd be a chaotic neutral if you even care about the alignment system
I...love you? (targeted to someone whom I doubt is on this wiki)
You know what, hell yeah (this is my older brother's favorite power!)
Please leave power suggestions for me to cover if I ever continue this in the comments, i had quite the case of synaptic flatulence coming up with these
