I wish for this thread to be deleted.
And don't add anything extra on to this wish. Corrupt it CREATIVELY.
Your wish is granted and works without any drawbacks, but your sudden skill development is noticed by paranoid world leaders towards the end of the third day. Due to irritating timing, you are arrested just as the wish expires.
Keep trying.
Fine, someone else make a wish. I'm tired of having to make wishes.
I wish that this would become the Banning Game!
All of you are banned for not granting that wish!
I wish for this thread to be organized in the way it is on D&D beyond, like this: Person A: I wish for 100 bucks. Person B: You are suffocated by 100 male deer. I wish for a unicorn. Person C: The unicorn judges you as unworthy and stabs you with its horn. I wish...
I wish for you to stop making depressed wishes.
...and it's now time to twist my own wish because nobody else will...
Since nothing in the universe can stop Vizorus69 from making depressed wishes as long as this thread exists, the thread is permanently frozen. Wow. Great job, me.
I wish that, if granted, this wish doesn't come true.
Wish granted! But, since causing the wish to come true would cause a paradox, absolutely nothing happens. Congrats! You just wasted a wish.
Wishranted! The problem is, since you made that post, you actually said 'your mom gay'. And since you said 'approximately 200 decibels' instead of an exact value, the voice in your head is going to be so loud that it will make you deaf.
I'm not making any other wishes because I already made one two posts up.
Yeah, same here. I'm just going to fix that.
BluePeregrine wrote:
Might want to fix that (if you want to, that is).
It's all good. I'm just saying because threads like these tend to get out of hand from people picking Omnipotence right away.
True, true.
Darn it, it's so hard when you eliminate the omnipowers! I'll have a a list by tomorrow.
Might want to fix that (if you want to, that is).
Okay, fine. I'll do it for real this time. Just give me a minute.
Make shurikens out of fire.
I saw this post and I thought, "That would look really cool! Someone should draw this!"
Then I pulled up sketch.io and everything went to hell.
guess what? i can't draw, that's what
the top hat though. look at it.
oh no
they look like mutated dorito blobs what even have i done
this is actually me right now, wondering what i have created
and that's it for my first comic. i hope you hated it as much as i did
I'm so sorry.
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted in any way.
You have officially invalidated the point of this thread. The rules of reality have started to destroy themselves. I hope you're happy, because now you're dead. The only problem is that your sentinence has been deemed unreal as well and you can't even feel how good it is to not exist. Oh, well, at least your wish wasn't changed!
I wish for you to stop making depressed wishes.
I choose to have one power: Complete Arsenal. By extension, I now have every power in the world. Who needs anything else?