All posts by HumanProjectile

We call those Roada Rolla Da.

Shake people like salt shakers and then rocket them into the air

<p>Fancy Restaurant Generation: The power to snap and summon a fancy restaurant, complete with wine and dinner, no matter where you are. </p>

<p>Hoo-HAH, I call this move the Gas Chamber </p>

<p>Butt it's so immature, I cannot ass-k for something greater. </p>

<p>Let us call the "helpers" of this robbery, the NeFaryis. I am also going to take the form of a Cu Sith. I would blackmail the owner of the NeFaryis fortune into giving only one heir, and kill him. Once the will is legally "forged" I would have the heir pick it up from the bank using Fear Enducement to force him into submission, having him walk in while I speak for him with my voice projection. As a master of fear-induced domination, if the bank manager chooses to put up a fight, I force him into insanity, making him turn all the money in the account into cold hard cash. If there is not enough, I will continue into multiple banks, depositing the entire fortune until I have it in my hands, or my own bank account. I would then likely use Death Song to erase the evidence, and walk away with hundreds of millions to another country. </p>

<p>Quite boring but okay, try this one out: Electrokinetic Surfing </p>

<p>Round 2... here we go. </p><p>Blessed upon me be the powers to control ghost mushrooms, sneak anything past airport security,create a tool for any problem,and snipe people with a slingshot. Of all the people chosen to become an intergalactic assassin, destiny chose me! Must be having a good chuckle up there... </p>

<p>Fuck you Superpower Wiki for giving me this three times, now it's the guy below's problem. Rob a bank with literal Lust Constructs </p>

<div class="quote"><i>Glitchee123z wrote:
What would y’all do with some rotten luck?</i></div>
<p>Already been done man, my answer's right below it. But I'll give a second answer - I'd use my supernatural bad luck to fail to disable the cameras and sneak around, during this window my companions will engage the distracted camera man as I would have had them implanted nearby. Next I would give a visit to the manager, make him get suspicious of me unintentionally and be kidnapped by the very "guards" he sends to get rid of me. From then I would walk into the lobby, and attempt to sing opera in Soprano (The highest pitch a female singer can go) to the point that people are disgusted by me, while my allies open the safe, drill if necessary and make our escape. </p>

<p>I doubt this technique exists on the wiki yet </p><p>Oxygen Cloaking - Hide yourself or any object of your wishing by cloaking yourself within layers of oxygen. </p>

Way too easy man. Challenge Fort Knox to a game of "Can you shoot me or not?" And B.S. the results. Then I rob the place.

<p>I'd walk into the bank, hold my hand out, magnetize the money to my body and walk out with all the money wrapped around my body as credit cards without anyone ever seeing anything suspicious. </p>

<p>Try this one out, Aurora Mimicry </p>

<p>Challenge accepted. I would BECOME the bank manager, solely to spread my bad luck to a rival group if I had one, getting the bank robbed but then busting them in the process. If I didn't, I'd just get the bank robbed with my own group obliviously (and clumsily). If I had it, I would also instant-destroy all evidence too, by "accident" </p>

<p>If it's water breath, I would condense it to knock out people and force the vault open based on sheer pressure, if not threaten the people that can open it with said ability. If it's water breathing I would pick out a bank in a place like Florida with an easy chance of flooding, - drill myself an escape route "underwater" and bring someone who can pick the vault open through it. </p>

<p>Event Anti-Precognition: Predict an event that will never happen in a given time. </p>

<p>Alternate Universe Seduction - Mind trick the target into believing what you say as long as you have seduced an alternate universe counterpart of them... even if they are the opposite sex and barely alike to the original counterpart. </p>

<p>I would just flex over anyone I don't like with Another One Bites the Dust, or get that one chick from Killer Queen assuming she isn't... actually a killer. </p>

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