All posts by Ctcalvert01

It's okay, no one likes to be made fun of, but death threats are a bit extreme. And if an internet stranger is making you mad, they're probably doing it on purpose, so if you respond in anger, they've won. If you joke back, you've probably made a friend (or they'll get mad, but they should be able to handle it if they're dishing it out). I wasn't striving for anger, but I kept tagging Maxwell in comments in an attempt to troll him since his first comment was so angry ("check yourself into a mental hospital" probably should have been checked, but the Wiccan person had that covered), so im partially at fault for making you angry; I'm not really sure what I expected this to end in other than anger, but I had hope, I guess.

So, I'm not sure if this was completely obvious (it was meant to be and did get called out a couple of times), but everything I commented were things that normal people can do but worded in a way that makes it sound like a description of a superpower. Unfortunately, jokes are likes frogs: you can dissect them, but then it's dead. Instead, I chose to keep trying to make them more obvious until I was sure you knew what I was doing, archangle.

I don't believe that magic powers are real, but if you believe that, I'm not here to be mean to you or discourage you (all of us should remember that there are likely a lot of kids on these pages and what seems like an outlandish claim to you may be the hyperactive imagination and dreams of a child, not saying that's the case here, just reminding everyone that some teasing is fine, but you might be telling a ten year old that they're insane). I'm glad you feel special, and I think that's awesome if you have any power or even if you don't. And I apologize again for dragging Maxwell back into this conversation at the beginning, as I thought it could be a light-hearted discussion and we could learn a little more about your powers. I wish you the best in manipulating probabilities.

PS, if you really want to know what my "power" is, there are several things that I can do much better than the average person, and I choose to view those as my "powers." :). I hope you also have some mundane tasks that you do way better than everyone else (running, climbing, schoolwork, brushing your teeth, etc.). But also remember that you have to train if you want to be the best, so don't get too down on yourself if you're not automatically the smartest or strongest: you have that ability, but you just have to train it. Along those same lines, I also thought MrDoe was super helpful: if you want to get better at something, anything, you're going to need to train it.

PPS if you decide to throw some luck my way, I wanna teleport, my dude

@Peircehawthorne don't believe archangle. Maxwell couldn't possibly be saying one thing and meaning another unless he has that power. Maxwell has finally come to accept that he has powers, and now he's noticing all these powers pop up.

And okay, there are now death threats. This is no longer a fun discussion. Totally fine for you to remove his powers, archangle, but let's chill with the death threats

@Maxwell Winer ah, sick, dude. Probably both. Between your tech manipulation and that massive intellect you're swinging around, you could be Iron Man

Shoooooot, I just discovered another super power of mine. I can count to seven but, get this, with my eyes closed @Maxwell Winer

@Maxwell Winer No, no, no. Got to be 1-4. You don't want poor @Archangle13 to get a headache, do you? Thas just rude

@Maxwell Winer again, whoosh

@Maxwell Winer so you're saying you don't believe any of us? If, for example, I revealed another of my super powers, my ability to talk to animals (but they don't understand me and can't respond verbally), you would say that's false?

@Peircehawthorne I'm just built different, bruh

I forgot that I can see into the past, you know, things that have happened. I've worked it out, and I can see distance the object is from me/light speed into an object's past. Idk, sometimes I just open my eyes and see things

@Peircehawthorne yo, so like can you sense the vibes a person is giving off. I think I might have that super power. I mean, I was playing among us the other day, and blue was just acting sus, bro

@Peircehawthorne good vibes only tho dawg

@Archangle13 i think you meant to tag @Peircehawthorne

@Maxwell Winer what's your bull crap alarm saying now?

Probably cause brain go brrrr

Yeah, problem is, it gives me a headache, so I've gotta breaks, ya know

I also have mathematics manipulation. I use it every time I do my homework. I can move things from one side of the equation to the other and even substitute for x. Havent figured out how to substitute for y yet, though

I have the power to manipulate upvotes. Watch, I'll post something (like this comment), and then will someone to upvote it. And boom, upvote. I can't control when or how many, though. But just try to resist upvoting this, @Peircehawthorne

Okay, so let's say it's dark and you kick something in the middle of the night. Can you tell if it was hard or not?

@Peircehawthorne wait wait wait... So you're telling me that you can just feel it? You don't have to look at it first?

@NyxGeminio All he did was share his super power. Maybe it's not well developed and just a false alarm