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Item #: SCP-36004
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-36004 is to be contained in a circular, 90-meter-wide containment cell at Site-70-8.
Description: SCP-36004 is a decomposed cadaver of an adult male Homo sapiens. SCP-36004 weighs 70.8 kilograms, measures 189 centimeters in height, emits trace amounts of non-ionizing radiation, and hasn’t decomposed since their acquisition by the Foundation.
If SCP-36004 is injected with more than 38.8 grams of liquid oxygen, liquid nitrogen, liquid argon, liquid neon, liquid krypton, liquid xenon, and/or water whose temperature ranges anywhere from 26°C to 40°C, SCP-36004 will begin to animate, and will start to dance for 12.8 hours while intense dubstep/brostep plays from any nearby subwoofers before SCP-36004 will violently detonate with the equivalent of 950 kilograms of trinitrotoluene (TNT). 70 hours after detonating, SCP-36004 will remanifest in the same state as they did before exploding.
Addendum 1: Acquisition
SCP-36004 was first discovered on January 3rd, 2002, in Bakersfield, California, following a 911 call with a report of a “dancing and exploding corpse”. Foundation agents managed to collect SCP-36004 after 78 hours and then sent the anomaly to Site-70-8 for containment and research. All civilian witnesses were administered amnestics.
Addendum 2: Incident Log
On February 5th, 2018, the spectral entity of SCP-36004 when he was alive manifested inside of the anomaly’s containment chamber. Following this, the spectral entity began to clap his hands before laughing hysterically in a deep male voice. All Foundation personnel who heard the anomaly’s laughter began to laugh hysterically themselves for multiple minutes before stopping.
The spectral entity, designated as SCP-36004-A, demanifested after 70.3 minutes. Further investigation is ongoing.
Item #: SCP-33469
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-33469 is to be contained in a 70 cm x 70 cm x 70 cm enclosure in Bio-Habitat 91 at Bio Site-1338. SCP-33469 isn’t allowed to be near any flammable materials nor any flames, and if SCP-33469 is to continue attempting to breach containment, a companion/mate is to be provided.
Description: SCP-33469 is a single male Musca domestica (Housefly). Visually, SCP-33469 is identical to other male members of their species, though SCP-33469 is capable of generating small flames, generating heat¹, as well as teleportating via fire.
SCP-33469 has used their anomalous abilities to escape containment as well as to find a mate, and due to this, the anomaly would frequently breach containment, with Foundation personnel re-containing SCP-33469 after tracking them via anomalous means.
Addendum 1: Discovery
SCP-33469 was first discovered in Bakersfield, California, on September 5th, 2024, following a 911 call with a report of a “pyrokinetic fly setting a kitchen on fire”. Mobile Task Force Aurora-441 (“Firebusters”) had managed to contain SCP-33469 after one of the members noticed a burning, but unscathed housefly flying around in the household, and following this, SCP-33469 was sent to Bio Site-1338 for containment.
Addendum 2: Evidence of Sapience
On September 10th, 2024, CCTV camera footage in SCP-33469’s containment chamber captured SCP-33469 using their flame-based/fire-based telekinetic abilities to manipulate a pen in order to write a message on a small piece of paper. The following was written on said piece of paper:
“Give me a girlfriend please.”
The piece of paper was collected for further study, and SCP-33469 was kept under surveillance.
Addendum 3: Containment Breaches and Introduction of a Companion
On multiple different occasions, SCP-33469 was able to breach containment, which was always by pyroportating out of Bio Site-1338. After each breach of containment, SCP-33469 would attempt to find a mate, and SCP-33469 could be re-contained via the tracking of SCP-33469 with parasoftware².
Each time SCP-33469 was re-contained, they would write more messages on pieces of paper by using their flame-based/fire-based telekinetic abilities. Some of these messages are as following:
“STOP KEEPING ME ALONE!”
“I NEED SOMEONE!”
“STOP THE LONELINESS!!!!!”
“THIS ISN’T FUNNY!!!!!!!”
“STOP DOING THIS!!!!!!!!!!”
Due to SCP-33469 breaching containment because of a lack of a companion/mate. SCP-33469 was provided with three female Musca domestica as companions and mates. Since the introduction of these three female houseflies, SCP-33469 has no longer attempted to breach containment, and hasn’t left their enclosure³.
Footnotes:
The highest temperature SCP-33469 can generate is 43°C.
A parasoftware is a software that has anomalous properties or has anomalous abilities.
The three female M. domestica are kept in the same enclosure as SCP-33469 themself.
Look everyone, Michael Tyson is an anomaly!
*Laughs like a witch*
I choose Absolute Summoning. With that power I can also summon something that gives me Absolute Access too.
Good then my dear friend.
Item #: SCP-39000
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-39000 cannot be contained.
Description: SCP-39000 is a global restructuring event that occurred on January 1st, 2020, at 00:00:00 A.M UTC wherein absolutely all sentient life in the entire universe manifested and developed one or more anomalous abilities or “superpowers”. These powers vary greatly in everything, though some of the anomalous abilities include:
Teleportation via numerous methods.
Traveling at speeds exceeding that of light.
Spontaneous generation and control over water (H2O).
Summoning absolutely everything and absolutely anything without any limitations under one's control.
Cloning and replicating absolutely anything effortlessly and flawlessly without any limits instantly as well as endlessly without the slightest exertion.
Etcetera (see Document 39000-Beta for an entire list of known anomalous abilities possessed by life affected by SCP-39000).
There are no known ways of reversing SCP-39000’s effects, and SCP-39000 has irreversibly breached normalcy. The causes and origins of SCP-39000 are currently unknown, and some have hypothesized, speculated, and theorized that SCP-39000 is caused by an unknown and extremely overpowered ontokinetic entity.
For further information about the scope of SCP-39000’s impact on human society, see Document 39000-Gamma.
Addendum 39000-1: List of notable events after 01/01/2020
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Date: 01/02/2020
Description: Three male Equus ferus caballus (Horses) in Lea County, New Mexico began to accelerate to a maximum speed that was clocked at Mach 70. Said horses were entirely unaffected, though all three horses began to generate more than 70,000,000 volts of electricity while they accelerated.
Notes: This was the first notable event documented by the Foundation that occurred as a result of SCP-39000.
Date: 01/05/2020
Description: An unidentified middle-aged man in Bora Bora, French Polynesia began to deliberately increase the atmospheric pressure in a 90-meter radius of himself to 70,800,000,000 PSI. Despite this, all sentient life remained entirely unaffected, and the atmospheric pressure returned to normal levels after 5 hours.
Notes: None.
Date: 02/14/2020
Description: During a weightlifting competition in [REDACTED], California, a 99-year-old man managed to lift 518 tons. The same man was given a golden trophy shortly after this before he ran away at speeds clocked at 3,922 km/h.
Notes: None.
Date: 04/22/2020
Description: A 12-year-old German male in Frankfurt, Germany vomited more than 70 tons of magma in 3.8 minutes. Said boy was entirely unaffected, and he, along with his older sister, mother, and father vanished in a bright flash of white light after this. Said flash of light was accompanied by what was described as “hysterical laughter” and “extremely intense and hilarious music”.
Notes: None.
Date: 07/31/2020
Description: During a rainy day in Topeka, Kansas, a 109-year-old man, while gardening in his home’s backyard, had his ability of shrimps that belong to the Alpheidae taxon, but on a much more larger scale become active. The following destruction resulted in 70 injuries but no deaths, and said man was left entirely unaffected, both emotionally, mentally, and physically.
Notes: None.
Date: 08/08/2020
Description: Five male Robloxians in Matahenua, Solomon Islands partially transformed themselves into pure, blue-colored fire. The quintet then flew away at speeds that exceeded 100,000 km/h.
Notes: None.
Date: 09/20/2020
Description: Twenty ogres and forty Yautjas in Port Vila, Vanuatu began to generate enormous amounts of electricity for 70 minutes. No deaths were reported due to no one being nearby.
Notes: None.
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Addendum 39000-2: List of notable anomalies and individuals affected by SCP-39000
Subject: SCP-011
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of spontaneous generation and control over electricity, fire, plasma, superheated gases, solar energy, and exotic states of matter, including quark–gluon plasma.
Subject: SCP-029
Ability/Abilities: Subject is able to control, generate, and manipulate ice and cold temperatures.
Subject: SCP-054
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of flawlessly healing absolutely any life via physical contact.
Subject: SCP-049
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of generating enormous shockwaves by clapping his hands.
Subject: SCP-134
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of complete control over absolutely all astronomical bodies and absolutely all astronomical objects. Subject is also capable of emitting beams of harmless, low-intensity light from her eyes at will.
Subject: SCP-138
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of absorbing both space and time.
Subject: SCP-187
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of spontaneous generation and control over gold (Au). Because of this, she proceeded to create an entire structure in Site-[REDACTED] that resembles a palace made entirely of gold.
Subject: SCP-273
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of summoning Robloxians. Subject is also capable of traveling at speeds exceeding the speed of light.
Subject: SCP-3818-A and SCP-3818-B
Ability/Abilities: Both SCP-3818-A and SCP-3818-B are capable of slowing down time by 518,000,000,000,000%. Both anomalies can also summon Yautjas which always have been observed to wield chainsaws. Said Yautjas always wear clown garb and riot gear. Both anomalies can also become entirely weightless at will as well as teleport to absolutely anywhere in the universe.
Subject: Absolutely all SCP-3885-01 entities
Ability/Abilities: Subjects are capable of spontaneous generation and control over electricity, and the subjects can also absorb electricity and electrical currents. Subjects can physically touch electricity, flawlessly heal any life by using electricity, transform into pure electricity and electrical energy, levitate using electricity, sense the presence of electricity, conduct electricity through their bodies, channel electricity, as well as other electricity-based anomalous abilities.
Subject: Researcher Zyn Kiryu
Ability/Abilities: Subject can cause almost any multicellular life to rapidly age until the subjects expire. This is always done via physical contact.
Subject: Professor Kain Pathos Crow
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of emitting flames from the eyes at will.
Subject: Researcher Valen
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of summoning absolutely everything and absolutely anything without any limitations under his control.
Subject: Draven Kondraki
Ability/Abilities: Subject has "Spider-Powers", including enhanced strength, enhanced durability, web-slinging, and a "spider-sense" to detect danger.
Subject: Researcher Talloran
Ability/Abilities: The subject, like the previous one, also has "Spider-Powers", including enhanced strength, enhanced durability, web-slinging, and a "spider-sense" to detect danger.
Subject: Researcher Gulzar
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of transforming into a male Canis lupus.
Subject: Dr. Justin 'Jay' Everwood
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of complete control over absolutely everything that is part of or is related to the Three Moons Initiative.
Subject: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian
Ability/Abilities: Subject can entirely nullify gravity in a 950-kilometer radius of himself.
Subject: Dr. Sophia N. Light
Ability/Abilities: Subject can teleport flawlessly.
Subject: Agent Troy Lament
Ability/Abilities: Subject is capable of spontaneous generation and control over electricity, and the subject can also absorb electricity and electrical currents. Subject can physically touch electricity, flawlessly heal any life by using electricity, transform into pure electricity and electrical energy, levitate using electricity, sense the presence of electricity, conduct electricity through his bodies, channel electricity, as well as other electricity-based anomalous abilities.
Footnotes:
The Foundation is no longer cladestine after 01/01/2020.
He agreed to allow himself to be contained after his loved ones were allowed to be contained together with him.
Safe, Euclid, and Keter mean how easy it is to contain an SCP, not the power of the SCP.
He became one with nature...............
I know, but he’s now a tree, a fucking tree.
Item #: SCP-33485
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-33485, along with absolutely all of their loved ones, are to be contained in separate standard humanoid containment chambers in the Beta-E wing within the High-Risk level of Site-485.
Access to SCP-33485's containment chamber isn't permitted unless approved by the lead researcher. Personnel entering SCP-33485's chamber are to act calm and polite when making direct contact with SCP-33485.
Updated Containment Procedures: SCP-33485 and the trees that were previously their loved ones are to be contained in separate 200 m x 200 m x 200 m containment chambers. The chambers are to be lit with grow lights that are to be on at all times. Should one of the lights burn out, an automated system is to replace the bulb. The floor of each chamber is to be lined with fertile soil, and collected rainwater that is laced with nutrients is to be pumped into the chambers three times per week.
Description: SCP-33485, formerly known as Valen Morrison, was formerly an African-American male who was born on February 27th, 1991. SCP-33485's anomalous properties manifest in their ability to summon absolutely everything and absolutely anything without limit nor any limitations.
SCP-33485 had used their anomalous abilities to summon items that allowed them to teleport to places wherein grasses are present so that SCP-33485 could make physical contact with grasses. When asked why SCP-33485 did this, they had stated that they "have an addiction" and that they "played too much League of Legends".
Addendum 1: Acquisition
SCP-33485 was first discovered by Foundation agents on March 28th, 2018, after reports of a “man summoning Robloxians” that originated from a suburb in Bakersfield, California. Foundation agents managed to locate and apprehend SCP-33485 via the detection of an unexplained energy feedback, and after SCP-33485 begged the Foundation agents for the anomaly to stay with their wife, father, and daughter, SCP-33485, along with absolutely all of their loved ones (who were tracked and located), were sent to Site-485 for containment and testing.
Addendum 2: Interview
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Gulzar: Hey friend, how are you doing?
SCP-33485: Fine.
SCP-33485 proceeds to summon a large red paper bag containing McDonald’s French fries and then eats said fries.
SCP-33485: How fuckin’ delicious, I’ll give you some if you want to.
Dr. Gulzar: No thanks, I’m not hungry.
Dr. Gulzar: What do you love to summon?
SCP-33485: Absolutely anything that I love.
Dr. Gulzar: Good then, can you please summon a puppy for me?
SCP-33485: Yes.
SCP-33485 proceeds to summon a single infantile Canis familiaris (Dog).
SCP-33485: She’s yours now.
SCP-33485 places the puppy on a table and proceeds to turn around and then runs out of their containment cell.
Dr. Gulzar: (loudly) What are you doing?
[END LOG]
SCP-33485 had managed to breach containment and proceeded to teleport to a rural area in Belgium by using a vest that they summoned whereupon they would make physical contact with grasses for multiple hours. Upon recapture, SCP-33485 stated that they felt “contentment” and then teleported to their containment cell midway while being transported to Site-485.
Addendum 3: Containment Breaches and “Plantification”
On multiple different occasions, SCP-33485 had breached containment, either by summoning an item to teleport out of Site-485, or by summoning an item to damage and/or destroy the security measures installed at the facility. After each breach of containment, SCP-33485 would attempt to make physical contact with grasses.
Each time SCP-33485 would successfully make physical contact with grass, the more gradually “plant-like” they would become. As of 11/11/2019, they are capable of photosynthesis, due to the replacement of melanin with chlorophyll, and leaves genetically identical to multiple species of trees now protrude from SCP-33485’s arms, legs, and torso. The skin of SCP-33485’s limbs also have a more tree-like quality to them, and the subject has shown signs of being in a perpetual trance.
As of 05/05/2020, SCP-33485’s loved ones also have begun to show the same symptoms as SCP-33485’s transformation. The already-altered containment procedures are to be updated as soon as possible. - Dr. Helios
Update 08/08/2020: SCP-33485’s transformation has progressed to the point of SCP-33485 no longer having a humanoid shape. Twigs as well as branches with leaves which protrude from them have bursted from the anomaly’s skin, mouth, eye sockets, earholes, and nostrils, and SCP-33485 has ceased all sentience. SCP-33485’s limbs have been fused together and the anomaly will always extend thin fibers into fertile ground in order to draw nutrients and water from said fertile ground.
Update 09/15/2020: SCP-33485 has now transformed into a tree of indeterminate species. X-ray scans have shown that SCP-33485’s internal anatomy and internal physiology have become like that of plants, and the anomaly’s loved ones are to finish their own transformations in 15 to 20 days.
Update 09/22/2024: SCP-33485’s height has increased to 105 meters. SCP-33485’s roots now cover the entirety of the ceiling, floor, and walls of the anomaly’s containment chamber, and analysis has shown that SCP-33485 still possesses their anomalous abilities, but is unable to use them due to the anomaly’s lack of sentience nor sapience.
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