All posts by Unfortunatejoe2018

strongest user of “cartoon physics” in anime & manga? and strongest user of“anime & manga physics” in cartoons & comics?

### SCP Designation: SCP-XXXX - "World's Best Janitor"

### Object Class: Euclid

### Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXXX is to be housed in a standard humanoid containment unit with access to a variety of cleaning supplies and tools. Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to allow him to clean designated areas within Site-XX under supervision. SCP-XXXX is not to be given access to any hazardous or anomalous substances unless for approved testing purposes.

### Description:

SCP-XXXX appears to be a middle-aged Caucasian male dressed in a stereotypical American janitor’s uniform: blue overalls, a white shirt, and a baseball cap emblazoned with the words "World's Best Janitor." He carries a mop and bucket at all times, though these items have no observable anomalous properties outside of SCP-XXXX's influence.

SCP-XXXX possesses several anomalous abilities that make him uniquely effective at cleaning:

#### Anomalous Properties:

1. **Instantaneous Cleaning:** SCP-XXXX can instantly clean any surface by simply touching it with his mop or cleaning supplies. Dirt, grime, and stains disappear regardless of how old or ingrained they are, and this effect seems to bypass conventional physical and chemical limitations.

2. **Matter Restoration:** SCP-XXXX can "clean" even damaged objects. For example, by mopping up a shattered window, the glass will reassemble itself, leaving it spotless and fully functional. This extends to complex machinery and electronics, though he does not seem aware of this ability.

3. **Toxic Substance Neutralization:** SCP-XXXX can neutralize hazardous chemicals and substances merely by sweeping or mopping near them. Even SCP-class anomalies that exude dangerous matter can be rendered harmless when SCP-XXXX is tasked with cleaning them.

4. **Spatial Cleaning Expansion:** SCP-XXXX's cleaning affects extend across non-Euclidean spaces. He can clean areas much larger than they physically appear, often "finding" hidden rooms or previously unknown spaces within buildings. It remains unclear if he actually expands space or merely accesses areas not perceived by others.

5. **Immunity to Anomalous Substances:** SCP-XXXX has demonstrated complete immunity to the effects of anomalous SCP objects that would typically cause harm or alter cognition. This is particularly effective with SCP objects classified as toxic, corrosive, or cognitohazardous.

6. **Mental Influence:** Any personnel or subjects within proximity to SCP-XXXX experience an uncontrollable urge to maintain cleanliness and order. This effect is subtle and non-invasive but encourages individuals to avoid making messes or to assist SCP-XXXX in cleaning activities.

7. **Spatial Memory:** SCP-XXXX can remember the exact layout of any space he has cleaned, including minute details, allowing him to navigate complex or changing environments with ease. This is useful for Foundation agents, as SCP-XXXX can be deployed to rapidly identify new or hidden areas within anomalous zones.

8. **Selective Perception of "Dirt":** SCP-XXXX defines "dirt" in a broad but specific way. Not only does this include actual filth and disrepair, but SCP-XXXX also considers human emotional and psychological distress as "dirt." When he interacts with distressed personnel, they report feeling a sense of calm or resolution, as though their mental burdens have been "cleaned."

### Personality:

SCP-XXXX is an affable and easygoing individual who takes pride in his work. He does not acknowledge his anomalous abilities, claiming that he is simply "good at cleaning." SCP-XXXX enjoys talking about mundane janitorial duties and appears oblivious to any strange occurrences resulting from his actions. He refers to all messes as "just part of the job."

Despite being fully cooperative, SCP-XXXX refuses to clean anything he deems “beyond repair,” such as unethical behaviors or actions. He’ll often say, “That’s not something a mop can fix.”

---

Item Description: A large whiteboard. Should a subject write a problem on the white board, it will immediately begin to form a chart organizing the information pertinent to that problem. The object will then form connections between the information and attempt to come up with a solution. However, it will also write comments regarding the subject's intellect and physical appearance. These are almost always derogatory.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████Location of Recovery: █████████, TexasCurrent Status: In storage.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-items

@Abdalla1234 @Neosaiyan7 @TheDevil7777 @Fusion D King