All posts by Mister Globby

There's "absolute" and there's "omnipotence".

You can have absolute reflexes, won't save you against stuff you can't dodge - like most telepathic abilities.

You can have absolute speed, won't save you from a reality-warper (unless they rely on some sort of physical gesture, even then good luck breaking Q's fingers so he don't snap),

Omnipotence is the ultimate cheat code, even "absolute" powers are nothing to them, you could move faster than the Flash and beings such as the One Above All / One Below All would of already "won" because that's their power, in essence, omnipotence is the "I win" button, no matter how many Calvin Ball-esque powers people try and create to counter it.

It is Absolute Speed, as Murphy pointed out, this is why you always check wiki first to see if your power or concept exists; there's so many pages that it is very likely your subject has already been taken unless your page is one of the following:

1) specific archetype, myth or folklore critter / concept

2) a more obscure type of magical belief / esoteric power

Also if you're power is any sort of omnipotence variant, it's been done, just stop obsessing over making the "strongest" most "unbeatable" power on wiki, it's already been done.

It's Fanon.

Vegeta because he'd just slap any kid that was bad into orbit, so technically he's doing the job of Santa (especially the European versions of Santa, who dish out punishment as well as treats).

If Batman wasn't DC's only real money-maker? Shredder.. however, because Batman sells too much he always wins, eventually, at least Shredder gives Batman one of his toughest fights so there's that much, at least.

Again, only one of infinite variant as far as Doctor Who goes as Doctor Who has always went by a system of extremely loose canon that can be altered at will, as story needs, this is because they wanted Doctor Who to be able to tell infinite stories without being tied down by "hard" canon (of course some writers ignored this and made stupid statements that they claim as hard facts (like Davros never being wheelchair-bound or the whole Timeless Child thing) but as much as they can claim they are the God(s) of Who canon it really isn't a thing and never was).

Doctor Who cosmology is whatever is needed to make his/her current story-arc make sense.

Earth would survive, it always survives.. humans? not really.

Humans barely manage to keep from collapsing back to caveman days as is without adding superhuman or supernatural entities to the mix, at best a few humans would endure and try to fight the creatures off with sticks and stones while hiding in deep tunnels and caves but that'd be about it.

Common theme in all legends is "time" doesn't work the same with higher or lower powers, one "day" to God can be said to be billions of years in our time (especially if you take some of the Far Eastern or Hindu elements, where time is so extreme they have measurements of time that exceed our entire (known) timeframe of the current universe).

Then add on that most deity-class entities can control their realms and dictate if time is a thing or not (for example Allah reigns in an eternal state yet there is definitely set days and so forth since He is said to gather His faithful on Fridays for great feasts, yet He can also grant any wish a faithful desires and time as mortals know it hold no sway as every bit of reality can be written as He sees fits).

God in other monotheistic faiths functions much the same, considering they are the same deity (just how He is worshipped varies, as well as some specifics on how He will ultimately reward or punish people).

If we add afterlives with no Big Boss(es) it's a complete cluster-f*** as the Otherworld, Spirit World and countless other realms are said to both mirror the "current" world yet also be so alien that you can (as stated above) enter the Fairy Realm and return to Earth decades *BEFORE* you even stepped forth into the Fairy Realm, or you may spend one day in Fairy Realm and return to Earth to see centuries have come and gone.

The mortal world changes, the world of the fae / dead remains the same, yet also ever-changing, it's meant to be confusing, that's the whole point.

There's countless "special times" witches and/or occultists are meant to practice to obtain the "good stuff" but these times are ritualistic at best, it's all about power of belief - if you believe something needs a specific time to work, that's how it will work.

TLDR: if time varies so dramatically in our physical, limited mortal universe it will be all but meaningless in realms so beyond our understanding they make the most advanced astronomy research seem like banging computers against tables to make them work ala Spongebob.

Also while this is a pure fictional scenario the very idea that God would come to a human for any sort of advice or feedback is proof in itself the entity would NOT be God.

There was a preacher who claimed God came to him and asked him for advice, that preacher was rightfully slammed for it because God does not come to anyone for advice, that's the whole point of being God.

Nor does God ask for feedback - not even angels ask humans for feedback, very few supernatural entities do because why would they?

Anything that is asking for a human's input is either below a human or seeking to use humanity's pride against them - either way, a bad idea to trifle with.

Even from a dirty occultist, there's just some concepts that would not make sense - the Divine giving us a sheet asking "how did I do?" is one such concept.

This would be either a severe psychosis due to my dissociative-disorder / PTSD combo (thanks world) or a case of a daemon / demiurge / "false" deity, either scenario results in not speaking to it.

If psychosis I'm feeding a delusion that's best left the frick alone, if it's a deamon / demiurge I'm being tricked in some fashion so not doing it unless I'm on some shaman quest, which I sure as heck wouldn't count such a random "encounter" as.

Also "god" is using the complete wrong terms for "atheism" - what "god" would be describing is basically a "hand's off" deity, that's not "atheism" because there's a "god", any system that has "gods" in it is by definition not "atheism" but a variant of theism.

If "god" is unable to even get that stuff right I doubt it created anything and is again, either a lesser spirit trying to trick for some reason, a psychotic delusion or an alien / sorcerer on their first vision quest, all of which are the occult version of an internet troll and best ignored.

Depends entirely on the rules of the local cosmology, writer, verse or such.

"Afterlife" is a massive blanket-term for either a single or an infinite number of esoteric or mystical realities, in most fictional settings the afterlife (or afterlives) can be easily accessed, in some mythologies heroes can quite literally WALK into the afterlife via holes in the ground or special locations (due to Underworld, Otherworld etc being seen as a mirror of the "living" world).

Afterlives don't exist in the spectrum of "time" as we know it, virtually no account of any afterlife has them existing in any frame of time - in some verses one day in a particular afterlife may be a thousand years or more on Earth, the infamous quality of Otherworld was that time had no sway and people could return to the mortal world after abduction by fae either decades after or decades *BEFORE* the abduction due to fae making no sense to mortal minds.

@Atomicola 2.0 that's because most of internet is inhabited by malevolent 13 year olds or 50 year old edge-lords.

They will say whatever makes them seem "cool", they have no actual interest in the Human Extinction Movement because they'd have to actually endanger themselves to partake in such things, which goes against the very core of an internet edge-lord

(note: obviously not endorsing such stuff, just saying people online are often full of it, take what they say with a truck load of salt).

@TwilightMonarch13 Not really how it works, the very idea of thinking of humanity as "evil" is a very human trait for a supposedly all-powerful being to have, even if they did think of us as "evil" the idea that the solution would be to wipe us out is an incredibly human reaction, not helped by numerous statements by such entities they created humanity in their own image (thus by admiting flaws in humans they admit flaws in themselves).

They would think of a far better alternative, the whole "eternal torture, mass-destruction, vindictive punishment" etc mindset is that of a medieval human elite, not a timeless entity that creates infinite structures across countless realities.

The idea that souls naturally gravitate towards their own destiny (as found in Swedenborgian) is one I found to work best, the concept that an "evil" soul will find "hell" to be fairly acceptable just as a "good" sould will find "paradise" to be a natural fit is much better than the idea that external entities sit above us and force us into certain behaviors while also claiming to value free-will.

If humanity is deemed as "evil" by the very entity(ies) that created them then that says more about the "higher" powers than humanity.

Any higher power that punishes their creations rather than themselves is no higher power at all.

(of course I'm a filthy occultist who basically makes their own system so not exactly going to be speaking for a vast chunk of folk who believe in such things, to folk like me the idea of being condemned or saved by another power is silly as each soul will naturally gravitate towards what it deems correct.. https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Self-Salvation )

if there is a higher power I expect them to follow this line of thinking:

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Universal_Salvation

The whole idea of an all-powerful entity that judges or even "hates" humanity is very medieval, humans judge each other, thus it seem a very.. human trait.. to add onto something that is meant to be so beyond us.

"if humanity is beyond salvation then you have admitted that you are also beyond salvation since you created them in your image, so by all means destroy them but then you would have to destroy yourself or live forever in the knowledge that you are doomed to continually create failures due to your own faults, humanity is but the Collective Shadow of the divinity - you destroy it yet it returns, again and again, until you finally face it properly".

Then probably get vaporized but hey, I said my piece.

Bean alone can solo most of fiction (except Popeye)

I'd pick any save for Winnie because I don't want to be locked up in a certain prison by a certain power that sees Winnie as a hate symbol (vaporizes into Thanos mist)