- "I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!"
- ― Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
- "You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard."
- ― Roberto (Futurama)
- "Here's a riddle: When is a Croquet Mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be."
- ― Cheshire Cat
- "I've never run out of weapons, devil! I'll use the walls, the floor...and if they don't do the job...I'll use the whole city to kill you!"
- ― Lester/Bullseye to Matt Murdock/Daredevil (Marvel Comics)
- "Little does Hoagie know, I've been teaching a women self defense boot camp for 6 years now. Purse defense 101, class is in session."
- ― Jerry Pierce (Tag)
The ability to be a master of improbable weaponry. Variation of Enhanced Weapon Proficiency.
Also Called[]
- Acme Arsenal
- Bizarre Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Proficiency/Specialism
- Improbable Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Specialism
- Strange Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Proficiency/Specialism
- Unorthodox Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Proficiency/Specialism
- Unusual Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Proficiency/Specialism
Capabilities[]
The user is a master of wielding bizarre and improbable weaponry. The user can also perform feats, such as bludgeoning their opponents with a book, slicing their flesh with a towel and even find effective, offensive uses for bananas and other edible objects.
Effectively, in the user's hands, anything is a weapon.
Applications[]
Variations[]
- Anchor Proficiency
- Appliance Proficiency
- Anatomical Weapon Proficiency
- Artistic Weapon Proficiency
- Ball Proficiency
- Balloon Proficiency
- Barrel Proficiency
- Baseball Bat Proficiency
- Bottle Proficiency
- Broom Proficiency
- Bubble Wand Proficiency
- Cane Proficiency
- Cape Proficiency
- Chair Proficiency
- Cleaning Equipment Proficiency
- Clock Hand Proficiency
- Clown Weaponry
- Coffin Proficiency
- Corkscrew Proficiency
- Cross Proficiency
- Crowbar Proficiency
- Enhanced Fishing Pole Proficiency
- Enhanced Hat Proficiency
- Enhanced Shoe Proficiency
- Enhanced Top Proficiency
- Exercise Equipment Proficiency
- Hockey Stick Proficiency
- Fan Proficiency
- Fishbowl Proficiency
- Fly Swatter Proficiency
- Food Weaponry
- Frying Pan Proficiency
- Gardening Tool Proficiency
- Gimlet Proficiency
- Junk Weaponry
- Kendama Proficiency
- Kite Proficiency
- Lasso Proficiency
- Leaf Proficiency
- Literary Weapon Proficiency
- Luggage Proficiency
- Manhole Proficiency
- Medical/Lab Weaponry Proficiency
- Microphone Proficiency
- Musical Weapon Proficiency
- Oar Proficency
- Parasol Proficiency
- Pillow Proficiency
- Pipe Proficiency
- Pizza Cutter Proficiency
- Plunger Gun Proficiency
- Potion Proficiency
- Prayer Wheel Proficiency
- Rake Proficiency
- Razor Proficiency
- Ruler Proficiency
- School Weaponry Proficiency
- Scissors Proficiency
- Screw Proficiency
- Skewer Proficiency
- Shell Proficiency
- Shield Proficiency
- Shovel Proficiency
- Sports Equipment Proficiency
- Skate Combat Proficiency
- Snowball Proficiency
- Syringe Proficiency
- Tableware Weapon Proficiency
- Tennis Racket Proficiency
- Torch Proficiency
- Toy Weapon Proficiency
- Traffic Light Proficiency
- Walkie-Talkie Proficiency
- Wheel Proficiency
- Yo-yo Proficiency
Associations[]
- Adoptive Muscle Memory
- Bullet Hell
- Cartoon Physics
- Demonic Weaponry
- Drawing Creation
- Divine Weaponry
- Empathic Weaponry
- Enhanced Combat
- Intuitive Aptitude
- Magic Weaponry
- Object Manipulation
- Sentient Weaponry
- Soul-Bound Weapon
- Weapon Creation
- Weapon Manipulation
- Weapon Physiology
- Weapon Proficiency Touch
- If the user possesses energy capabilities, they may be able to perform:
- Energy Blast via swings
- Energy Infusion
- Ergokinetic Blade Construction
- Spatial Slicing
- Temporal Slicing
- Weapon-shaped Energy Beam Emission
Limitations[]
- May require a degree of training or exposure.
- May take time to achieve mastery.
Known Users[]
See Also: Improbable Weapon User, Improvised Weapon, and Lethal Joke Item.
- Princess Amethyst (Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld)
- Afro (Afro Samurai)
- Various Characters (Baki the Grappler)
- Yuuichiro Hanma
- Yuujiro Hanma
- Baki Hanma
- Gaia
- Sikorsky
- Suho Kim/Lloyd Frontera (The Greatest Estate Developer)
- Kirio Hikifune (Bleach)
- Hanatarō Yamada (Bleach)
- Meninas McAllon (Bleach)
- Amber (Brawl Stars)
- Barley (Brawl Stars)
- Mr. P (Brawl Stars)
- Lou (Brawl Stars)
- Buzz (Brawl Stars)
- lihiko Shishime (Medaka Box)
- Yumi Ishiyama (Code Lyoko); via fans
- Midnighter (DC Comics/Wildstorm)
- CaptainHookmon (Digimon)
- Cendrillmon (Digimon)
- Beerus (Dragon Ball series)
- Lord Business (The LEGO Movie)
- Ryuuko Matoi (Kill la Kill)
- Lester/Bullseye (Marvel Comics)
- Hulk (The Incredible Hulk/Marvel Comics)
- Remy LeBeau/Gambit (Marvel Comics)
- Germany (Hetalia)
- Alice Liddell (American Mcgee's Alice)
- Alice (Resident Evil)
- Zakuro (Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro Chan)
- Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)
- Katsura Kotaro (Gintama)
- Gon Freecs (Hunter x Hunter)
- Hisoka (Hunter x Hunter)
- Yuno Gasai (Mirai Nikki)
- Haruko Haruharu (FLCL)
- Naota Nabanaba (FLCL)
- Atomsk (FLCL)
- Kyoya Hibari (Katekyō Hitman Reborn!)
- Magical Girls (Magical Girl Site)
- Mew Lettuce (Mew Mew Tokyo)
- Mew Pudding (Mew Mew Tokyo)
- Mew Ichigo (Mew Mew Tokyo)
- Magisword Users (Mighty Magisword)
- Hiromi Tanaka (Cutie Honey)
- Hagi (Blood+)
- Komaru Naegi (Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls)
- Keyblade Wielders (Kingdom Hearts)
- Goofy (Kingdom Hearts)
- Zexion (Kingdom Hearts)
- Luxord (Kingdom Hearts)
- Venom (Guilty Gear)
- Bridget (Guilty Gear)
- Sylvie (Ashita no Nadja)
- Grandma Anna (Ashita no Nadja)
- Souseiseki (Rozen Maiden)
- Hyperkinetics (Alphas)
- Shizuo (Durarara!)
- Charotte (Castlevania)
- Alouette (La Pucelle:Tactics)
- Patchouli Knowledge (Touhou Project)
- Motochika (Senran Kagura)
- Antonio (Suikoden)
- Juppo (Suikoden)
- Mina (Suikoden)
- Lester (Suikoden)
- Hai Yo (Suikoden II)
- Nina (Suikoden II)
- Simone Verdricci (Suikoden II)
- Nancy Voss (Tommyknockers)
- Coon (Free Collars Kingdom)
- Master Asia (Mobile Fighter G Gundam)
- Futomomotaro (O-Parts Hunter)
- Panty (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
- Stocking (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
- Scanty (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
- Eugene (The Walking Dead)
- Kneesocks (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
- Gen (Saga Frontier)
- Soul Bladers (Shining Tears x Wind)
- Cassandra Veranos/Cerebella (Skullgirls)
- Patrcia Watson/Peacock (Skullgirls)
- Valerie/Valentine (Skullgirls)
- Parasoul Renoir (Skullgirls)
- Umbrella Renoir (Skullgirls)
- Ben Birdland/Big Band (Skullgirls)
- Beowulf (Skullgirls)
- Nana (Banana no Nana)
- Diddy Kong (Donkey Kong 64)
- Bosatsu (La Blue Girl)
- Wii Fit Trainer (Super Smash Bros.)
- Maelstrom (Kora wa Zombie desu ka?)
- Dojo Destroyer (Ranma 1/2)
- Ukyo (Ranma 1/2)
- KND Operatives (Codename: Kids Next Door)
- Pinkamena Diane "Pinkie" Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
- Chowder (Chowder)
- The Joker (DC Comics)
- Harley Quinn (DC Comics)
- The Penguin (DC Comics)
- Abner Krill/The Polka-Dot Man (DC Comics)
- Slade Wilson/Deathstroke (DC Comics)
- Po (Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness)
- Kyoshi Warriors (Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra)
- Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
- Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
- Quick Draw McGraw (Hanna Barbara)
- Fancy Pants (Fancy Pants Adventures)
- Ember McLain (Danny Phantom)
- Megaman (Megaman Universe)
- Rose (Street Fighter)
- Frank West (Dead Rising)
- Chuck Greene (Dead Rising)
- Yukari Yakumo (Touhou Project)
- Alice Margatroid (Touhou Project)
- Iku Nagae (Touhou Project)
- Ichirin Kumoi (Touhou Project)
- Aya Shameimaru (Touhou Project)
- Komachi Onozuka (Touhou Project)
- Yuuka Kazami (Touhou Project)
- Maria Renard (Castlevania)
- Protagonist (Fallout)
- Link (Legend of Zelda)
- Tayuya (Naruto)
- Obito Uchiha (Naruto)
- Madara Uchiha (Naruto)
- Sen (Naruto)
- Konan (Naruto)
- Amaterasu (Okami)
- Uzume Tennouboshi/Orange Heart (Hyperdimension Neptunia)
- Kirby (Kirby series)
- Bobobo (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)
- Shigure Kōsaka (Kenchi:The Mightest Disciple)
- Jackie Chan (Various films)
- Charlotte Katakuri (One Piece)
- Franky (One Piece)
- Goo Kim (Lookism)
- Kazumi Subaru (Puella Magi Kazumi Magica)
- Various characters (Madness Combat)
- Tricky
- Mash Burnedead (Mashle: Magic and Muscles)
- Jax (League of Legends)
- Sir Lancelot (Fate/Zero); via Knight of Honor
- Eddie/Shoveller (Mystery Men)
- Jeffrey/Blue Raja (Mystery Men)
- Carol/The Bowler (Mystery Men)
- Pencilhead (Mystery Men)
- Son of Pencilhead (Mystery Men)
- Waffler (Mystery Men)
- Squeegeeman (Mystery Men)
- Genis Sage (Tales of Symphonia)
- Frank Martin (Transporter series)
- Thomas A. Anderson/Neo (Matrix Reloaded)
- Mackiel Roy "Macroy" (A.R.Hicks)
- Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
- Ness (EarthBound)
- Paula (EarthBound)
- Sid Barett (Soul Eater)
- Toiletnator (Codename: Kids Next Door)
- Shinesman (Special Duty Combat Unit Shinesman)
- Inklings (Splatoon)
- Agent 3 (Splatoon)
- Agent 4 (Splatoon)
- Octolings (Splatoon)
- Agent 8 (Splatoon)
- DJ Octavio (Splatoon)
- Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb); via hairdryer
- Buford Van Stomm (Phineas and Ferb); via fish
- Mike Howell (American Ultra)
- Rise Kujikawa (Persona 4)
- Robloxians (Roblox)
- Sho Fukan (Thunderbolt Fantasy)
- Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito (The World Ends With You)
- Jirou Sorashima (Wallman)
- Kubota (Wallman)
- Gadget Gal (The Awesomes)
- Tsutsuji Amedome (Vanilla Spider)
- Beowulf (Skullgirls)
- Loid Forger/Twilight (Spy x Family)
- Alice Anotherbible (Souyaku Toaru Majutsu no Index)
- Steven Universe (Steven Universe)
- Smoky Quartz (Steven Universe)
- Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Steven Universe)
- Sunstone (Steven Universe)
- Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
- Shield Knight (Shovel Knight)
- Jerry Pierce (Tag)
- April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012)
- Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012)
- Practitioners of the Hercules Method (The Strange Talent of Luther Strode)
- Lee Jaha (Return of the Mad Demon)
- Ihwa/Hero Killer (Hero Killer)
- Kumbhira (Granblue Fantasy)
- Rezkin (King's Dark Tidings)
- Clover Ebi (RWBY)
- Doll Masters and Enchanters (Ogre Battle 64)
- King Cai (Brigandine)
- Leon D.S. Geeste (Star Ocean 2)
- Yuko Kitajima (Kamen Rider Zi-O)
- Hamon/Ripple users (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
- Jane Hopper/Eleven (Stranger Things)
- John Wick (John Wick)
- Casey Rhodes/Jungle Fury Red Ranger (Power Rangers Jungle Fury)
- Lord Drillion (Power Rangers Ninja Steel)
- PO (Kung Fu Panda)
- Julia (Goddess of Victory: Nikke)
- Nicholai Hel (Shibumi)
- Zombieman (One-Punch Man)
- Madame Gasket ("Robots")