Improbable Weapon Proficiency

Improbable Weapon Proficiency
Charlotte Katakuri (One Piece) hurling a jellybean like bullet.
Power/Ability to:	Wield unusual weaponry.

"I'm not giving him cake—I'm assaulting him with cake!"

― Pinkie Pie

"Here's a riddle: When is a Croquet Mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be."

― Cheshire Cat

"I sliced him...with the Faucet!!"

― Tsutsuji Amedome (Vanilla Spider)

"Little does Hoagie know, I've been teaching a women self defense boot camp for 6 years now. Purse defense 101, class is in session."

― Jerry Pierce (Tag)

The ability to use bizarre weaponry with great skill. Variation of Weapon Proficiency.

Also Called

• Acme Arsenal
• Bizarre Weapon Mastery
• Edible Weaponry/Food Fight
• Rare Weapon Skill
• Strange Weapon Mastery
• Unorthodox Weapon Mastery/Proficiency
• Unusual Weaponry

Capabilities

User can wield bizarre weaponry with great skill. The user can also perform feats, such as bludgeoning their opponents with a book, slicing their flesh with a towel and even find effective, offensive uses for bananas and other edible objects.

Variations

• Anchor Proficiency
• Artistic Weapon Proficiency
• Cape Proficiency
• Enhanced Fanmanship
• Enhanced Fishing Pole Proficiency
• Enhanced Hat Proficiency
• Enhanced Shieldmanship
• Enhanced Top Proficiency
• Enhanced Yo-yo Proficiency
• Exercise Equipment Proficiency
• Lasso Proficiency
• Literary Weapon Proficiency
• Medical/Lab Weaponry Proficiency
• Musical Weapon Proficiency
• Needle Proficiency
• Parasol Proficiency
• School Weaponry Proficiency
• Scissors Proficiency
• Screw Proficiency
• Sports Equipment Proficiency
• Shovel Proficiency
• Syringe Proficiency
• Tableware Weapon Proficiency
• Weapon Improvisation

Associations

• Adoptive Muscle Memory
• Bullet Hell
• Cartoon Physics
• Demonic Weaponry
• Drawing Creation
• Divine Weaponry
• Empathic Weaponry
• Enhanced Combat
• Intuitive Aptitude
• Magic Weaponry
• Object Manipulation
• Sentient Weaponry
• Soul-Bound Weapon
• Weapon Creation
• Weapon Manipulation
• Weapon Physiology
• Weapon Proficiency Touch

• If the user possesses energy capabilities, they may be able to perform:
  • Energy Blast via swings
  • Energy Infusion
  • Ergokinetic Blade Construction
  • Spatial Slicing
  • Temporal Slicing
  • Weapon-shaped Energy Beam Emission

Known Users

See Also: Improbable Weapon User and Lethal Joke Item.

• Kirio Hikifune (Bleach)
• Hanatarō Yamada (Bleach)
• lihiko Shishime (Medaka Box)
• Yumi Ishiyama (Code Lyoko); via fans
• Beerus (Dragon Ball series)
• Lord Business (The LEGO Movie)
• Ryuuko Matoi (Kill la Kill)
• Lester/Bullseye (Marvel Comics)
• Hulk (The Incredible Hulk/Marvel Comics)
• Remy LeBeau/Gambit (Marvel Comics)
• Germany (Hetalia)
• Alice Liddell (American Mcgee's Alice)
• Alice (Resident Evil)
• Zakuro (Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro Chan)
• Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)
• Katsura Kotaro (Gintama)
• Gon Freecs (Hunter x Hunter)
• Hisoka (Hunter x Hunter)
• Yuno Gasai (Mirai Nikki)
• Haruko Haruharu (FLCL)
• Naota Nabanaba (FLCL)
• Atomsk (FLCL)
• Kyoya Hibari (Katekyō Hitman Reborn!)
• Magical Girls (Magical Girl Site)
• Mew Lettuce (Mew Mew Tokyo)
• Mew Pudding (Mew Mew Tokyo)
• Mew Ichigo (Mew Mew Tokyo)
• Magisword Users (Mighty Magisword)
• Hiromi Tanaka (Cutie Honey)
• Hagi (Blood+)
• Keyblade Wielders (Kingdom Hearts)
• Goofy (Kingdom Hearts)
• Zexion (Kingdom Hearts)
• Luxord (Kingdom Hearts)
• Venom (Guilty Gear)
• Bridget (Guilty Gear)
• Sylvie (Ashita no Nadja)
• Grandma Anna (Ashita no Nadja)
• Souseiseki (Rozen Maiden)
• Hyperkinetics (Alphas)
• Shizuo (Durarara!)
• Charotte (Castlevania)
• Alouette (La Pucelle:Tactics)
• Patchouli Knowledge (Touhou Project)
• Antonio (Suikoden)
• Juppo (Suikoden)
• Mina (Suikoden)
• Lester (Suikoden)
• Hai Yo (Suikoden II)
• Nina (Suikoden II)
• Simone Verdricci (Suikoden II)
• Coon (Free Collars Kingdom)
• Master Asia (Mobile Suit Fighter G Gundam)
• Futomomotaro (O-Parts Hunter)
• Panty (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
• Stocking (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
• Scanty (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
• Eugene (The Walking Dead)
• Kneesocks (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
• Gen (Saga Frontier)
• Soul Bladers (Shining Tears x Wind)
• Cerebella (Skullgirls)
• Peacock (Skullgirls)
• Valentine (Skullgirls)
• Parasoul (Skullgirls)
• Nana (Banana no Nana)
• Diddy Kong (Donkey Kong 64/Super Smash Bros.)
• Wii Fit Trainer (Super Smash Bros.)
• Maelstrom (Kora wa Zombie desu ka?)
• Dojo Destroyer (Ranma 1/2)
• Ukyo (Ramna 1/2)
• KND Operatives (Codename: Kids Next Door)
• Pinkamena Diane "Pinkie" Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
• Chowder (Chowder)
• The Joker (DC Comics)
• Harley Quinn (DC Comics)
• The Penguin (DC Comics)
• Po (Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness)
• Kyoshi Warriors (Avatar: The Last Airbender/Avatar: Legend of Korra)
• Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
• Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
• Quick Draw McGraw (Hanna Barbara)
• Fancy Pants (Fancy Pants Adventures)
• Ember McLain (Danny Phantom)
• Megaman (Megaman Universe)
• Rose (Street Fighter)
• Frank West (Dead Rising)
• Chuck Greene (Dead Rising)
• Yukari Yakumo (Touhou Project)
• Alice Margatroid (Touhou Project)
• Iku Nagae (Touhou Project)
• Ichirin Kumoi (Touhou Project)
• Aya Shameimaru (Touhou Project)
• Komachi Onozuka (Touhou Project)
• Yuuka Kazami (Touhou Project)
• Maria Renard (Castlevania)
• Protagonist (Fallout)
• Link (Legend of Zelda)
• Tayuya (Naruto)
• Obito Uchiha (Naruto)
• Madara Uchiha (Naruto)
• Sen (Naruto)
• Konan (Naruto)
• Amaterasu (Okami)
• Kirby (Kirby franchise)
• Bobobo (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)
• Shigure Kōsaka (Kenchi:The Mightest Disciple)
• Jackie Chan (Various films)
• Charlotte Katakuri (One Piece)
• Franky (One Piece)
• Tricky the Clown (Madness Combat)
• Hank J. Wimbleton (Madness Combat)
• Jax (League of Legends)
• Sir Lancelot (Fate/Zero); via Knight of Honor
• Eddie/Shoveller (Mystery Men)
• Jeffrey/Blue Raja (Mystery Men)
• Carol/The Bowler (Mystery Men)
• Pencilhead (Mystery Men)
• Son of Pencilhead (Mystery Men)
• Waffler (Mystery Men)
• Squeegeeman (Mystery Men)
• Genis Sage (Tales of Symphonia)
• Frank Martin (Transporter Series)
• Thomas A. Anderson/Neo (Matrix Reloaded)
• Mackiel Roy "Macroy" (A.R.Hicks)
• Gordon Freeman (Hλlf Life series)
• Ness (EarthBound)
• Paula (EarthBound)
• Sid Barett (Soul Eater)
• Toiletnator (Codename: Kids Next Door)
• Shinesman (Special Duty Combat Unit Shinesman)
• Inklings (Splatoon)
• Agent 3 (Splatoon)
• Agent 4 (Splatoon)
• Octolings (Splatoon)
• Agent 8 (Splatoon)
• DJ Octavio (Splatoon)
• Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb); via hairdryer
• Buford Van Stomm (Phineas and Ferb); via fish
• Mike Howell (American Ultra)
• Rise Kujikawa (Persona 4)
• Sho Fukan (Thunderbolt Fantasy)
• Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito (The World Ends With You)
• Jirou Sorashima (Wallman)
• Kubota (Wallman)
• Gadget Gal (The Awesomes)
• Tsutsuji Amedome (Vanilla Spider)
• Beowulf (Skullgirls)
• Steven Universe (Steven Universe)
• Smoky Quartz (Steven Universe)
• Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Steven Universe)
• Sunstone (Steven Universe)
• Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
• Shield Knight (Shovel Knight)
• Jerry Pierce (Tag)
• April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 TV series)
• Rezkin (King's Dark Tidings)
• Clover Ebi (RWBY)
• Doll Masters and Enchanters (Ogre Battle 64)
• King Cai (Brigandine)
• Leon D.S. Geeste (Star Ocean 2)

Gallery

Kirio Hikifune (Bleach) primarily fights with a giant spoon.

Mewtwo (Pokemon Adventures) using a psychic spoon to fight.

Peacock (Skullgirls), the Murder-Go-Round.

Nurse Valentine (Skullgirls) the Bloody Romantic.

Obito Uchiha (Naruto) using Madara's gunbai in unorthodox, yet effective methods: as a flail and blunt broadsword, as well as a shield.

Cerebella (Skullgirls), the Diamond in the Rough is "armed" with Vice-Versa, a living hat with two strong gigantic arms that she wears on her head. She puts her talent to use by dazzling the crowds at the circus or breaking the legs of enemies of the Medici Mafia.

Alice Liddell (American Mcgee's Alice) can use toys from her childhood as weapons even more so that they are crafted from her own madness.

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) can pull acme weapons out of nowhere and use them with great skill.

Panty can use undergarmets as guns and Stocking can use her stocking as katanas (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)

Same goes for Scanty and Kneesocks (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)

Yukari Yakumo (Touhou Project) can open gaps in space to unleash a variety of amazingly strange weaponry, and she can use her umbrella as a weapon as well.

The Joker (DC Comics) can employ a variety of joke and gag themed weaponry.

Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) using Twilight Sparkle as a Gatling gun...

...as well as her party cannon.

Kyoya Hibari (Katekyō Hitman Reborn!) can wield both his tonfa...

...and Alaude's Handcuffs.

Komachi Onozuka (Touhou Project) can fire coins as danmaku

Alice Margretroid (Touhou Project) with her armed dolls.

Due to his immense strength, Hulk (Marvel Comics) is skilled in using larger objects, such as vehicles, as weapons.

Haji (Blood+) uses a cello case as an offensive/defensive weapon to deadly effect.

Punisher (Dirty Laundry) throws a Jack Daniels bottle in the air which he later uses to kill an entire gang

Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank) uses a wrench as a melee weapon to great effect.

Berserker (Fate/Stay) using a light pole to fight King Arthur.

Genis Saga (Tales of Symphonia) wields a Kendama/Ball In a Cup as a weapon in battle.

Inklings (Splatoon) can use all weapons available to them, all of which are improbable ink-based weapons, with proficiency.

Agent 3 (Splatoon)

Octolings (Splatoon) can use the Octarian equivalent of Splat Bombs...

...and the Octoshot with proficiency.

DJ Octavio can use octorpedoes, rocket fists, the Octarian equivalent of the Killer Wail...

...and octomissiles, all of which are improbable ink-based weapons, with proficiency.

Frank Martin (Transporter 3) defeating his opponent with a fire hose.

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Rise Kujikawa (Persona 4) fights using a microphone stand as her weapon.

Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara!) using a street sign as a weapon

Tsutsuji Amedome (Vanilla Spider) wields a Faucet as the ultimate weapon against man-eating aliens known as the Elevators .

Beowulf (Skullgirls) uses foldable chairs as weapons.

Jirou Sorashima (Wallman) using a smartphone to kill hitmen.

Kubota's (Wallman) Manga Killer Pen Throw.

Yumi Ishiyama (Code Lyoko)

April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 TV series)