- "I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!"
- ― Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
- "You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard."
- ― Roberto (Futurama)
- "Here's a riddle: When is a Croquet Mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be."
- ― Cheshire Cat
- "I've never run out of weapons, devil! I'll use the walls, the floor...and if they don't do the job...I'll use the whole city to kill you!"
- ― Lester/Bullseye to Matt Murdock/Daredevil (Marvel Comics)
- "Little does Hoagie know, I've been teaching a women self defense boot camp for 6 years now. Purse defense 101, class is in session."
- ― Jerry Pierce (Tag)
The ability to be a master of improbable weaponry. Variation of Enhanced Weapon Proficiency.
Also Called[]
- Acme Arsenal
- Bizarre Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Proficiency/Specialism
- Improbable Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Specialism
- Strange Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Proficiency/Specialism
- Unorthodox Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Proficiency/Specialism
- Unusual Weapon Aptitude/Expertise/Intuition/Mastery/Proficiency/Specialism
Capabilities[]
The user is a master of wielding bizarre and improbable weaponry. The user can also perform feats, such as bludgeoning their opponents with a book, slicing their flesh with a towel and even find effective, offensive uses for bananas and other edible objects.
Effectively, in the user's hands, anything is a weapon.
Applications[]
Variations[]
- Anchor Proficiency
- Appliance Proficiency
- Anatomical Weapon Proficiency
- Artistic Weapon Proficiency
- Ball Proficiency
- Balloon Proficiency
- Barrel Proficiency
- Baseball Bat Proficiency
- Bottle Proficiency
- Broom Proficiency
- Bubble Wand Proficiency
- Cane Proficiency
- Cape Proficiency
- Chair Proficiency
- Cleaning Equipment Proficiency
- Clock Hand Proficiency
- Clown Weaponry
- Coffin Proficiency
- Column Proficiency
- Corkscrew Proficiency
- Cross Proficiency
- Crowbar Proficiency
- Fishing Pole Proficiency
- Enhanced Hat Proficiency
- Enhanced Shoe Proficiency
- Enhanced Top Proficiency
- Exercise Equipment Proficiency
- Hockey Stick Proficiency
- Fan Proficiency
- Fishbowl Proficiency
- Fly Swatter Proficiency
- Food Weaponry
- Frying Pan Proficiency
- Gardening Tool Proficiency
- Gimlet Proficiency
- Junk Weaponry
- Kendama Proficiency
- Key Proficiency
- Kite Proficiency
- Lasso Proficiency
- Leaf Proficiency
- Literary Weapon Proficiency
- Luggage Proficiency
- Manhole Proficiency
- Medical/Lab Weaponry Proficiency
- Microphone Proficiency
- Musical Weapon Proficiency
- Oar Proficiency
- Parasol Proficiency
- Pillow Proficiency
- Pipe Proficiency
- Pizza Cutter Proficiency
- Plunger Gun Proficiency
- Potion Proficiency
- Prayer Wheel Proficiency
- Rake Proficiency
- Razor Proficiency
- Ruler Proficiency
- School Weaponry Proficiency
- Scissors Proficiency
- Screw Proficiency
- Skewer Proficiency
- Shell Proficiency
- Shield Proficiency
- Shovel Proficiency
- Sports Equipment Proficiency
- Spray Paint Proficiency
- Skate Combat Proficiency
- Snowball Proficiency
- Syringe Proficiency
- Tableware Weapon Proficiency
- Tape Proficiency
- Tennis Racket Proficiency
- Torch Proficiency
- Toy Weapon Proficiency
- Traffic Light Proficiency
- Walkie-Talkie Proficiency
- Wheel Proficiency
- Yo-yo Proficiency
Associations[]
- Adoptive Muscle Memory
- Bullet Hell
- Cartoon Physics
- Demonic Weaponry
- Drawing Creation
- Divine Weaponry
- Empathic Weaponry
- Enhanced Combat
- Intuitive Aptitude
- Magic Weaponry
- Object Manipulation
- Sentient Weaponry
- Soul-Bound Weapon
- Weapon Creation
- Weapon Manipulation
- Weapon Physiology
- Weapon Proficiency Touch
- If the user possesses energy capabilities, they may be able to perform:
- Energy Blast via swings
- Energy Infusion
- Ergokinetic Blade Construction
- Spatial Slicing
- Temporal Slicing
- Weapon-shaped Energy Beam Emission
Limitations[]
- May require a degree of training or exposure.
- May take time to achieve mastery.
Known Users[]
See Also: Improbable Weapon User, Improvised Weapon, and Lethal Joke Item.
Anime/Manga/Manhwa
- Sylvie (Ashita no Nadja)
- Grandma Anna (Ashita no Nadja)
- Afro (Afro Samurai)
- Various Characters (Baki the Grappler)
- Yuuichiro Hanma
- Yuujiro Hanma
- Baki Hanma
- Gaia
- Sikorsky
- Hagi (Blood+)
- Kirio Hikifune (Bleach)
- Hanatarō Yamada (Bleach)
- Meninas McAllon (Bleach)
- Zakuro (Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro Chan)
- Hiromi Tanaka (Cutie Honey)
- CaptainHookmon (Digimon)
- Cendrillmon (Digimon)
- Beerus (Dragon Ball series)
- Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara!)
- Nana (Banana no Nana)
- Bobobo (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo)
- Souseiseki (Rozen Maiden)
- Panty (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
- Stocking (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
- Scanty (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
- Kneesocks (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
- Coon (Free Collars Kingdom)
- Maelstrom (Kora wa Zombie desu ka?)
- Shigure Kōsaka (Kenchi:The Mightest Disciple)
- Charlotte Katakuri (One Piece)
- Franky (One Piece)
- Goo Kim (Lookism)
- Ryuuko Matoi (Kill la Kill)
- Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)
- Katsura Kotaro (Gintama)
- Gon Freecs (Hunter x Hunter)
- Hisoka Morow (Hunter x Hunter)
- Haruko Haruharu (FLCL)
- Naota Nabanaba (FLCL)
- Atomsk (FLCL)
- Kyoya Hibari (Katekyō Hitman Reborn!)
- Kazumi Subaru (Puella Magi Kazumi Magica)
- Mash Burnedead (Mashle: Magic and Muscles)
- lihiko Shishime (Medaka Box)
- Yuno Gasai (Mirai Nikki)
- Magical Girls (Magical Girl Site)
- Mew Lettuce (Mew Mew Tokyo)
- Mew Pudding (Mew Mew Tokyo)
- Mew Ichigo (Mew Mew Tokyo)
- Magisword Users (Mighty Magisword)
- Master Asia (Mobile Fighter G Gundam)
- Kim Suho/Lloyd Frontera (The Greatest Estate Developer)
- Taro Sakamoto (Sakamoto Days)
- Sid Barett (Soul Eater)
- Shinesman (Special Duty Combat Unit Shinesman)
- Loid Forger/Twilight (SPY x FAMILY)
- Alice Anotherbible (Souyaku Toaru Majutsu no Index)
- Dojo Destroyer (Ranma 1/2)
- Ukyo (Ranma 1/2)
- Tayuya (Naruto)
- Obito Uchiha (Naruto)
- Madara Uchiha (Naruto)
- Sen (Naruto)
- Konan (Naruto)
- Futomomotaro (O-Parts Hunter)
- Lee Jaha (Return of the Mad Demon)
- Germany (Hetalia)
- Ihwa/Hero Killer (Hero Killer)
- Hamon/Ripple Users (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
- Zombieman (One-Punch Man)
- Tsutsuji Amedome (Vanilla Spider)
- Jirou Sorashima (Wallman)
- Kubota (Wallman)
- Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito (The World Ends With You)
Cartoons
- Gadget Gal (The Awesomes)
- Kyoshi Warriors (Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra)
- Chowder (Chowder)
- KND Operatives (Codename: Kids Next Door)
- Toiletnator (Codename: Kids Next Door)
- Yumi Ishiyama (Code Lyoko); via fans
- Ember McLain (Danny Phantom)
- Pinkamena Diane "Pinkie" Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
- Po (Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness)
- Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)
- Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
- Quick Draw McGraw (Hanna Barbara)
- Lord Business (The LEGO Movie)
- Steven Universe (Steven Universe)
- Smoky Quartz (Steven Universe)
- Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (Steven Universe)
- Sunstone (Steven Universe)
- Madame Gasket (Robots)
- April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012)
- Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012)
- Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb); via hairdryer
- Buford Van Stomm (Phineas and Ferb); via fish
- Po (Kung Fu Panda)
Comics
- Mackiel Roy "Macroy" (A.R.Hicks)
- Princess Amethyst (Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld)
- Midnighter (DC Comics/Wildstorm)
- The Joker (DC Comics)
- Harley Quinn (DC Comics)
- The Penguin (DC Comics)
- Abner Krill/The Polka-Dot Man (DC Comics)
- Slade Wilson/Deathstroke (DC Comics)
- Practitioners of the Hercules Method (The Strange Talent of Luther Strode)
- Lester/Bullseye (Marvel Comics)
- Bruce Banner/Hulk (Marvel Comics)
- Remy LeBeau/Gambit (Marvel Comics)
Literature
- Nicholai Hel (Shibumi)
- Nancy Voss (Tommyknockers)
- Rezkin (King's Dark Tidings)
Live TV/Movies
- Mike Howell (American Ultra)
- Hyperkinetics (Alphas)
- Alice (Resident Evil)
- Yuko Kitajima (Kamen Rider Zi-O)
- Jane Hopper/Eleven (Stranger Things)
- John Wick (John Wick)
- Casey Rhodes/Jungle Fury Red Ranger (Power Rangers Jungle Fury)
- Lord Drillion (Power Rangers Ninja Steel)
- Eddie/Shoveller (Mystery Men)
- Jeffrey/Blue Raja (Mystery Men)
- Carol/The Bowler (Mystery Men)
- Pencilhead (Mystery Men)
- Son of Pencilhead (Mystery Men)
- Waffler (Mystery Men)
- Squeegeeman (Mystery Men)
- Jerry Pierce (Tag)
- Frank Martin (Transporter series)
- Thomas A. Anderson/Neo (Matrix Reloaded)
- Jackie Chan (Various films)
- Sho Fukan (Thunderbolt Fantasy)
- Eugene (The Walking Dead)
Video Games
- Alice Liddell (American Mcgee's Alice)
- Amber (Brawl Stars)
- Barley (Brawl Stars)
- Mr. P (Brawl Stars)
- Lou (Brawl Stars)
- Buzz (Brawl Stars)
- Charotte (Castlevania)
- Maria Renard (Castlevania)
- Komaru Naegi (Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls)
- Diddy Kong (Donkey Kong 64)
- Megaman (Megaman Universe)
- Bosatsu (La Blue Girl)
- Frank West (Dead Rising)
- Chuck Greene (Dead Rising)
- Patchouli Knowledge (Touhou Project)
- Yukari Yakumo (Touhou Project)
- Alice Margatroid (Touhou Project)
- Iku Nagae (Touhou Project)
- Ichirin Kumoi (Touhou Project)
- Aya Shameimaru (Touhou Project)
- Komachi Onozuka (Touhou Project)
- Yuuka Kazami (Touhou Project)
- Protagonist (Fallout)
- Link (Legend of Zelda)
- Amaterasu (Okami)
- Uzume Tennouboshi/Orange Heart (Hyperdimension Neptunia)
- Kirby (Kirby series)
- Jax (League of Legends)
- Sir Lancelot (Fate/Zero); via Knight of Honor
- Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
- Doll Masters and Enchanters (Ogre Battle 64)
- Genis Sage (Tales of Symphonia)
- Kumbhira (Granblue Fantasy)
- King Cai (Brigandine)
- Leon D.S. Geeste (Star Ocean 2)
- Julia (Goddess of Victory: Nikke)
- Ness (EarthBound)
- Paula (EarthBound)
- Rose (Street Fighter)
- Inklings (Splatoon)
- Agent 3 (Splatoon)
- Agent 4 (Splatoon)
- Octolings (Splatoon)
- Agent 8 (Splatoon)
- DJ Octavio (Splatoon)
- Gen (Saga Frontier)
- Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
- Shield Knight (Shovel Knight)
- Soul Bladers (Shining Tears x Wind)
- Cassandra Veranos/Cerebella (Skullgirls)
- Patrcia Watson/Peacock (Skullgirls)
- Valerie/Valentine (Skullgirls)
- Parasoul Renoir (Skullgirls)
- Umbrella Renoir (Skullgirls)
- Ben Birdland/Big Band (Skullgirls)
- Beowulf (Skullgirls)
- Wii Fit Trainer (Super Smash Bros.)
- Keyblade Wielders (Kingdom Hearts)
- Goofy (Kingdom Hearts)
- Zexion (Kingdom Hearts)
- Luxord (Kingdom Hearts)
- Venom (Guilty Gear)
- Bridget (Guilty Gear)
- Alouette (La Pucelle:Tactics)
- Motochika (Senran Kagura)
- Antonio (Suikoden)
- Juppo (Suikoden)
- Mina (Suikoden)
- Lester (Suikoden)
- Hai Yo (Suikoden II)
- Nina (Suikoden II)
- Simone Verdricci (Suikoden II)
- Fancy Pants (Fancy Pants Adventures)
- Rise Kujikawa (Persona 4)
- Robloxians (Roblox)
Web Animation/Comics/Original[]
- Various characters (Madness Combat)
- Tricky
- Clover Ebi (RWBY)
Gallery[]
Alice Liddell (American Mcgee's Alice) can use toys from her childhood as weapons even more so that they are crafted from her own madness.
Afro (Afro Samurai) can use his sword's sheath to take down his opponent like jabbing it into their throat or...
Punisher (Dirty Laundry) throws a Jack Daniels bottle in the air which he later uses to kill an entire gang.
Po (Kung Fu Panda) Po able to fight any foe use tools and any area surrounding which he used his advantage anything as weapons thanks to Shifu.
...even he uses Tai Lung's tail for advantages to blocks his attack but speed and defense which he makes Tai Lung bite his own tail
Due to his immense strength, Hulk (Marvel Comics) is skilled in using larger objects, such as vehicles, as weapons.
Obito Uchiha (Naruto) using Madara's gunbai in unorthodox, yet effective methods: as a flail and blunt broadsword, as well as a shield.
Panty can use undergarmets as guns and Stocking can use her stocking as katanas (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
Casey Rhodes/Jungle Fury Red Ranger (Power Rangers Jungle Fury) was able to adapt and use a cloth from a kite to fight Slickagon in order to remove his slime to defeat him.
Lord Drillion (Power Rangers Ninja Steel) is skilled with using the tool weapons his body possesses.
Cassandra Veranos/Cerebella (Skullgirls) is "armed" with Vice-Versa, a living hat with two strong gigantic arms that she wears on her head. She puts her talent to use by dazzling the crowds at the circus or breaking the legs of enemies of the Medici Mafia.
In Battle for Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants) uses a Bubble Wand to fight.
After losing her powers Jane "Eleven" Hopper (Stranger Things) had to rely on instincts to help her in combat such as using a roller skate to attack a bully which resulted in a grade 2 concussion.
Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012) was trained along with his brothers by Master Splinter to adapt in case he couldn't rely solely on his sai in a fight and use other objects as weapons like using to planks of wood to fight his enemies.
Yukari Yakumo (Touhou Project) can open gaps in space to unleash a variety of amazingly strange weaponry, and she can use her umbrella as a weapon as well.
Lancelot's (TYPE-MOON) Knight of Owner skill allow shim to turn anything he holds into a magically enhanced weapon, including a broken light pole.
Alice Anotherbible (Souyaku Toaru Majutsu no Index/A Certain Magical Index) has used her own Familiars in combat, such as wielding the Gryphon, she has also used Trismegistus wrist as a weapon.
Tsutsuji Amedome (Vanilla Spider) wields a Faucet as the ultimate weapon against man-eating aliens known as the Elevators.
Ihwa/Hero Killer (Hero Killer) is a master in using anything and everything at her disposal as a weapon like her jacket.