Corrupt a Superpower

What's the format for this?

So do I just write: I wish to fly? Or wut olow

Flight, but you trail foul smelling poisonous mist behind you. Is this kind of what you meant?

Ya.

Super speed makes you loose your legs if you run too much.

That kind of stuff.

Okay, im a master at Sex Magic with Supernatural Condition.

Your Sex Magic must be activated by masturbating each time before you can use it, and Supernatural Condition will only work when Sex Magic is active.

I have Coin Mimicry and Poverty Inducement.

You can only turn into rusted, bent coins and can only induce poverty on people who just became rich.

I could work with this.

Cool.

I have Fire Breath. Do your worst.

you burn your mouth every time you use you power. and you canot turn it off. so every time you breath out, you will have your mouth set on fire. 

(bonus coruption: when you breath in, your throat and stomach will catch on fire. 

Well shit.

Tuff I wish for hydrokinesis. 

It only works while you’re underwater.

Or drowning.

OK

I have Reality Rejection.

You can only do it once. Your whole life.

I have Telekinesis.

You have heavy, debillitating migraines whenever you use telekinesis.

You go.

I got Intangibility.

You pass through everything.

And when I say everything, I do mean EVERYTHING.

Read this to the tune of jingle bells

falling through the ground, running out of air, its getting hotter now, I have 6th degree burns! its cooling down now, out the other side, momentum caries me up too high and now i'm above the clouds! 

I did.

Passing through everything eh? How about i get Ghost Lord Physiology.

Only under a full moon do you have it.

OK. I am now a Sex Specialist with Science-Magic Ascendancy who also happens to be a master of time.

You specialize in rape, your science-magic power is activated as long as you wear a labcoat and wizard hat, and your time powers are weak to space, and you may loose control of your time powers when you think about boobies.

Mmph...

Ok crack this, im the ultimate hybrid with the greatest power, capable of fulfilling every desire at any time under any circumstance.

Gimme a minute.

Can I take a crack at it?

Go ahead.

You can only have sex with clones you create of yourself, the wishes you grant make the recipient uglier each time, and messing with time will randomly force people to transform into their younger or older selves.

Pollution Mimicry and Pollution Embodiment, looks like a dark gray Rimuru, and isn't a bad slime.

You can only turn into pollution when near garbage, and you emit a foul oder that causes anything that smells it to die.

Alright this the last one like this. I'm worshipped and loved by all women and live in a world where i make exceedingly beautiful women to love me.

You have no sense of touch. None whatsoever. Try enjoying your harem now.

I'm a user of Matter Ingestion, try me.

You can only eat human body parts, blood, and poison gas.

I have Matter Manipulation, and specialise in Omniscience.

You can only control pee, poo and stomach gases, and your unlimited knowledge drives you insane.

Ummm... that was

That was what?

Strange, to say the least.

Okay, I have tactile Dyakineisis.

It only works if you explain to me what that power is.

I have the magic satchel / Dimensional Storage , what's my dummy weakness?

You can only store one object. A small one.

I possess contract bestowal, ignorance embodiement, conditional power, and stupidity inducement.

You can only bestow contracts to stupid people who don’t know what contracts are, and can only cause stupidity involuntarily.

Dyakinesis is the ability to transfer energy, mostly kinetic/thermal.  Tactile means it only works on things you're touching.

You can only transfer energy to and from different objects, nothing else.

I have Omnificence and Omnifabrication and granted my self nonexistence and via reality rejection Omni-Absorbtion

But you can only use this to do things that ten others who you trust the judgement of have all explicitly agreed is a good idea.

Let's go with something random. I have ASMR Manipulation.

You can only do it to people you hate.

So to a german man half way across the planet... got it.

I am Jinxed.

You are Jinxed 24/7 every day for the rest of your life.

Guess it's kinda hard to corrupt a power like that.

I can turn into a giraffe

You can’t turn back.

(That was so predictable I knew what it would be before I even wrote the Power)

II...................,i.........um..................REMOTE VIEWING!

You must do it in a silly pose and can only do it in public areas at daytime

Cackleviola I needa tell you something please give me some elements for Yo-Yo Force

Stop invading other threads for Yo-Yo Force. Keep Yo-Yo Force to Yo-Yo Force damn it

I aint a asshole

Super Speed.

But only when you're just about to walk into something

Your turn.

I have 0th Dimensional Physiology, Impossible Physiology, and 10th Dimensional Physiology.

It only activates during climax. Which form you get depends on the intensity

I got Pyrokinesis

So I have a 1 in 3 chance of "dying".

Allavan you should join Yo-Yo Force this is a suggestion not a fucking ad

IT IS! STOP ADVERTISING ON COMPLETELY UNRELATED SERVERS IT'S FUCKING STUPID!

Be civil, Cackle.

Suggesting for someone to join something on a completely unrelated server on a thread about something completely different is advertising. 

I have Meta Probability Manipulation.

I have nothing.

WAIT

It works only if you have extremely shitty luck.

Fair.

I am a saiyan

Youre only a saiyan on wednesdays.

No. You get transported to planet Vegeta as a Saiyan moments before Frieza destroys it

But only when you're pooping.

Fine I have Fictional Material Generation. and Fictional Nergy Manipulation.

You can only create the Magic Armor from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

And both powers run on Rupees

(What The fuck! I mean fictional Energy Generation can generate any fictional energy!)

I have Complete Aresenal. via the above power.

(The point of this thread is to take a power and add restrictions to it. So actually what I did was fair game)

(Darn I thought you couldn’t effect that so Complete arsenal stop that huh?)

(What?)

I now have complete arsenal so stop me now!

(No? When did you suddenly get that too?)

I made another wish!

You constantly forget how to use your weapons

I use memory manipulation to negate that!

(You can’t just add new powers like that. Do you not get the point of this thread? I’m counting that as a separate power)

You can only manipulate the memories of old people

(Complete Arsenal has all powers!)

I use Meta Memory Manipulation to stop get around both limitations.

(These are rules listed at the top:

11: Nobody likes a killjoy. We’re just here to have fun.

12: Be as cruel with your limitations as you want. >:)

15: No corrupting people’s ability to corrupt.)

(Not to mention that you’re supposed to post your power, let the other person corrupt it and then leave it)

(Thanks, Cackle.)

(Trey, stop trying to get around the corruptions.)

I have Dragon Physiology and Absolute Strength.

Only in the presence of a fellow dragon

I have Shape Manipulation.

You can only control things that are the shape of fruits, also you can only transmute those thing from one shape into another not anything else no exceptions.

I wish i was loved by all wether platonic, romantic, or familial

You are very sexually loved by all, including animals and people you don’t like

Wrong thread. I have Thread Manipulation.

Any threads you use are for no particular reason extremely wet and slippery

I have snail physiology.

You are a snail and are as smart as a snail.

I have Sound Manipulation

You’re completely deaf and can not distinguish between different sounds

I have Limblessness

You have no limbs. That’s already limiting enough.

Oh, you’re also blind and deaf.

I have Omni-Manipulation!

Anything you manipulate reverts back to normal a few seconds later

I have Meta Transcendence!

You can only transcend something if you have a spider resting in your mouth

Or alternatively

You transcend everything, including stupidity. Making you transcendently idiotic

I have Solar Manipulation

It only works at night

I have Omni-Empowerment.

It only empowers geese in your immediate vicinity

I have Wish Granting.

Every wish you grant is corrupted

Telekinesis.

You can only move things by flossing

And you can only move items in the path your hands take

Essentially all you can do is make your banana’s floss

I wish Nonexistence

You don't exist.

I have Complete Arsenal.

You have no control over every single power. It is overwhelming, and you cannot control any of it.

Invulnerability

It only works if you wear a maid outfit.

I have Supernaturally Dense Tissue.

I wish for Imagination Manifestation.

Okay so

Pro: This power only affects areas in contact with a paper tissue

Trey: You constantly second guess everything. “Should I make a staircase? No, maybe a latter? I need the workout. No, maybe I don’t need to rely on my powers so much? B-but it’s so high up! I know! I’ll make an elevator! But, that takes up so much electricity and I don’t want to increase global warming.” And so forth

I wish for Enhanced Gliding and Speed Accumulation

You can only use these when you’re on speed

I have my second favorite power that I fit around 45% someone told me. I wish for Mentifery

Gravity Manipulation

You can only actually use Personal Gravity, and it’s activated by doing sinful acts like theft un married sex and drugs for example; the worst the act the better your power!

I'd still take it.

Mentifery

You can turn it off and you cant reverse it.

You can only bend rubber bands

I wish for Darkness manipulation

Well I don’t and I anchor my powers to my desires, so if I want my power no matter what even if a Metapotent being alters it I keep it.

You need a better corruption Ti9MK97s.

Cackleviola when you Control Darkness it possesses you to devour people’s souls, and if you resist you’re consumed.

You can only manipulate your shadow and light burns you.

That’s still a good power

Ya need to get better at ruining powers

Well you aren’t in control, and your body consumes the souls of everyone around you. If you resist and want control you’re consumed seems useful to me, as I say sarcastically.

Okay, how about the darkness is sentient and tries to kill when whenever you let it out?

I JUST FRICKING SAID THAT!

Please limit yourselves to one person corrupting. If one lad has already done it then leave it

One of the best exaples for this is Zeref's curse of contradiction. You have OP death magic, but the more you care about life the more magic kills everything around you.

I have Dank Meme Mimicry

You can only be this is the moment he knew he fucked up you fuck up after that’s said.

Only you think the memes are dank.

Doesn’t count Ti9

I have Skill Manipulation and Ability Learning

You can only learn and manipulate skills related to the olympic sport of diving

Loki: SAY SOMETHING

Something.

I have Absolute Combative Incapacity.

You need a power you can use

Cuz that power’s already corrupted enough

I have Power Anchoring

Fantastic! Your abilities cannot be altered in any way, negatively or positively. Your ability? You make moist noises when you touch things

I have Absolute Commamd.

You can command the word “Absolute”.

So I wish for Absolute Manipulation.

You can control the word “Absolute”.

I wish for the power to Command everything in existence.

You command everything in existence, including yourself. So whenever you command everything to do something you’ll also have to do it. And when I say you command everything I mean you can’t not command everything. Either you command everything including yourself or you command nothing.

I have Absolute Immortality.

You can’t die. But neither can you move. Or speak. Or do anything a statue couldn’t

Can I sleep?

I have absolute sleepiness.

You can do anything that doesn’t involve muscles moving in any way. You’re 1000% paralyzed but you’re conscious. I’ll say yeah. You can sleep

It needs to be a good power. Otherwise you can’t corrupt it

I have Omni-Sleep Inducement.

You can only induce sleep in things that are already tired

Still technically a good power if you wanna be a nice guy but pretty pointless otherwise

I wish for the ability to control The concept of infinity!

You can make anything infinitely more insulting

I wish for the ability to control Absolutes!

You can control the word “Absolutes”.

Stop wishing for the same things over and over again.

I wish for Flight and Speed Accumulation!

You can only fly two feet off the ground and you can only accumulate speed by spanking the monkey.

I wish for Omnilock and Absolute Change.

(Won’t anyone else enter a power so I can corrupt it?)

I have Kinetic Force Redirection.

(Trey please only wish for one power at a time)

You can redirect attacks back to yourself

I wish for Omnilock.

You can’t enter back in or interact with the world ever again

I wish for Charged Particle Manipulation.

You need to charge the particles yourself. You cannot do it supernaturally

I wish for Omni-Negation

You negate yourself along with whatever you negate

I wish for Eidelic Memory

You can remember every negative moment and mistake you have made in your life. In perfect detail.

I wish for Cartoon Physics.

You cannot interact with non-toony people.

I have Virtual Warping.

You can’t code, and are trapped in eternal suffering as the god of a fake world, also you ca’t interact in the real one. 😈😈😈

I wish for Crystal Manipulation.

You can only control fake artificial crystals, and you will be stabbed with diamonds randomly every time you use the power without exception.

I wish for Water Form Manipulation

You can only control small amounts of existing sources.

Even then, all you can do is just move it around a little.

I wish for Stone Assimilation

You can assimilate rocks into Borg rocks which assimilate everyone, including other rocks and you. And your family.

Teleportation

You can teleport face first into the nearest body of water